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Li Yunlong’s classic lines

1. I don’t believe in this evil. We have two shoulders to fight against one head. Who is afraid of the other?

2. There is no unbreakable encirclement in the world. For our independent regiment, I don’t regard it as a breakout battle. What do we regard it as? Consider it an offense. Launch an attack on the enemy in front of us. Remember, even if there is only one person left in the whole group, we must continue to attack, and we must die on the way to charge.

3. What is a bright sword? When ancient swordsmen met their opponents on a narrow road, no matter how powerful the opponent was, even if the opponent was the most powerful swordsman in the world, they would still show their swords even if they knew they were defeated. Even though the opponent's sword is defeated, it is still glorious. This is the spirit of bright sword.

4. When a soldier is in a raging state, a general will be raging in a nest. As long as I am here, the Independent Regiment will scream and fight, and they will fight tooth and nail when encountering the enemy. If one day I die, the soldiers of the Independent Regiment will still scream. I don't believe they will become cotton bags, why? Because my soul is still there!

5. A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. Whenever our independent group eats meat, it is when we meet the Japanese.

6. If a dignified man carries a female gun and spreads it around to make people laugh, I want a male one.

7. Let me tell you, Mr. Cheng, that I taught him how to shoot a gun back then, and now I will teach him how to fight and let him learn by standing on the hillside.

8. A joke. I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one of them was won by relying on culture? Your love, Zhao Gang, studied in a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my tricks. shape.

9. Even if there is only one brother left in the independent group, they must continue to attack.

10. In a word, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave will win. The spirit of the bright sword is the soul of our army. The point of the sword is invincible.