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Who have you met who didn't play by the rules?

I heard a story at the party.

There are two male friends who are colleagues in a company, one is Xiao Liu and the other is Xiao Yin.

Since Xiao Liu met and got acquainted with her, she cried out for eating and drinking, taking a bath and singing K in the foot bath, all of which were Liu's treat.

Although Silver was surprised that someone was so kind to him, since others spent money, he enjoyed it and agreed to almost every invitation.

Of course, Xiao Yin often invites guests, but on the whole, Xiao Liu treats guests more often. One to two, I don't know each other well. They all go to the toilet together, and I wish I could wear a pair of pants together.

A colleague at work joked that since you are all single, you can make do with it.

Then, one day, Silver needed help cleaning the old house for rent, so he asked Little Liu Qu to help clean it. After a busy morning, the two brothers have a rest in the yard. Xiaoyin's father arranged a table of good wine and food, thanking Xiao Liu for his help.

During the dinner, after three rounds of drinking, Xiao Liu couldn't hold his father's words and turned to persuade him to drink, so he got drunk directly.

As for Xiao Yin's father, he has always been very concerned about Xiao Yin's single life. He knows that his son and Xiao Liu are very close. He said half jokingly, "Xiao Liu, you two big men are not young, and you are always playing together." My uncle is very worried. "

Who knows that Xiao Liu was drunk and said something with a strange smile, which made Xiao Yin and his father stunned instantly.

He said, uncle, in fact, I am so close to Silver that I totally want to know you ~

Silver's father was stunned for a while, so he asked Xiao Liu, "Son, why do you want to know me?"

Xiao Liu asked, "I heard from Xiao Yin that your old man doesn't have a mixer truck team?"

Silver's father said yes, why?

Xiao Liu still smiled and asked:

"Uncle, do you want to save fuel?"

Silver later learned that Xiao Liu's own brother sold oil-saving treasures. Before, there were a lot of goods in the family, but the sales situation was not very good, so his parents and Xiao Liu joined forces. No matter how much they sold, the big profits were given to Xiao Liu, as long as they could help his brother sell them.

From this perspective, Xiao Liu contacted Xiao Yin. As for whether he wants to sell fuel-efficient treasures from the beginning, Silver himself is actually not sure.

We have a big table. When we heard this, we thought it was over. As a result, Xiao Yin said with a smile that Xiao Liu was really drunk that day. My dad reacted and asked:

"Hey, that boy, what kind of fuel-saving treasure are you selling?"

Xiao Liu said, "Uncle, we sell gasoline. If you use it, it will definitely help you save money! " "

Silver's father put down his glass and sighed.

"But my team is all diesel engines. . . "