2022 Collection of Funny Homophones Suitable for Parents' Exam (60 pieces)

2022 Funny homophonic terrier suitable for parents' exam-1. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello, Sue.

2. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

4. Job's tears do things like Job's tears, while Ding Xiao does things like tinkling.

5. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

6. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.

7. Introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, use smart phones and look forward to the future.

8. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

9. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

10. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

1 1. When the deer takes pictures of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit cried out in a hurry, "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

12. Mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

13. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

14. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it is a UFO.

15. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

16. After the Spring Festival, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve of Master Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

17. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

18. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

19. If you don't even shake my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

20. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

2022 funny homophonic Di Er is suitable for sending parents to take the exam 2 1. "Dad, dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

22. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

23. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

24. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

25. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

26. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

27. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

28. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

29. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

30. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

3 1. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

33. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

34. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.

35. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

How dare you ask me why I am single? You said three or four. How can I not be single?

37. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

38. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

39. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

40. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

2022 funny homophonic pedicle 3 4 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

42. I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

43. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

45. Shrimp and clam both got 100. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

46. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

47. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

48. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

49. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

50. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

5 1. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

52. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

53. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, "That's where Dad takes a bath!" !

54. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

55. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

56. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

57. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

58. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

59. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

60. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."