I want a cold joke to answer questions.

1. Q: Who has the shortest life span among the three countries?

A: Guan Yu, beauty is unlucky.

Q: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname?

A: surnamed Wu, much ado about nothing.

2. Q: The kitten, the puppy and the pig recite together. Who will finish first?

A: Puppy, Want Want (Want Want) Xianbei (back first).

3. Bananas and apples go together.

Xiang: It's too hot. May I take off my clothes?

Ping: Take it off.

Xiang took off her clothes and the apple fell.

4. What kind of animals live on the wall?

Seals (poster)

5. Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Hong take a bus. Who will faint?

White rabbit (vomiting)