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There is a gap in the middle of the 33rd cycle of Liang Yusheng's Jianghu Third Daughter.

Thirty-three times, all input. The word count exceeds. Let's start from where you asked.

It was Zhang's son who was injured. At first, she only knew that she was a frivolous child of an ordinary rich family, and she didn't lay heavy hands on her. Only after the fight did I know that it was the son of the governor of Shandong, and I thought, "If I had known this, I would have broken both his legs." I left Jinan that night.

A few days later, she heard passers-by say on the road that she knew that the fish shell would be picked up in Jinan and went to Shandong. Feng Ying thought, "I heard that there are many treasures hidden in fish shells. Maybe he will have something to cure Uncle Tang's poison. " Feng Yingchu wandered the rivers and lakes with naive ideas and great courage, and even returned to Jinan.

On this day, when she was walking on the official road, she suddenly saw a big dusty head ahead, and a large group of officers and men escorted many vehicles and came from afar. The road is close to the mountain and faces the river. Feng Ying avoided the mountain and jumped into a big tree to look down. Suddenly, he saw a big carriage with a pair of lanterns in the middle and colored silk on it, and a pair of tiger's head cards in front, so he couldn't read the handwriting clearly. The car is divided into two sections, the front section is open, and a Tsing Yi woman is sitting with a long sword in her hand. Feng Ying recognized that this was the woman who was fighting with herself at Yang Zhongying's house. Later, she heard from Yang Zhongying that she was the wife of Han Chongshan, a famous Lingshan named Ye Hengbo. Feng Ying couldn't help wondering, thinking, "Hey, why did she become a bodyguard again? Looking at her like this, she is really proud. " Feng Ying didn't know that Ye Hengbo was Li Mingzhu's master, but this time she was escorting her apprentice to get married.

It was a long time before the officers and men of that team passed. Feng Ying waited for a while and saw that the officers and men had passed the mountain in front of him, out of sight, and then came down. I was about to go down the mountain when I heard footsteps again. Feng Ying jumped on the treetop again and saw a middle-aged scholar sighing in the forest, looking out and looking gloomy.

Feng Ying saw it and thought, "Why did I meet all my acquaintances today? This is another one who fought with me. Let me see. What's his name? Yes, his name is Lu. Uncle Tang said that he was one of the seven chivalrous men in the south of the Yangtze River. Hey, why is he sighing here? "

I used to go to Mangshan to see her, but Ethan and I took her for granted, so they met. On the way, Li Erren was killed by her. Later, Feng talked about it and knew that it was another misunderstanding. She was very upset. At this time, I saw passers-by sigh and thought, "I wonder what's so difficult about him?" Only heard passers-by sigh: "Pearl, Pearl, I am a member of the seven chivalrous men in the south of the Yangtze River in vain, but I can't save you." Feng Ying wanted to jump down and say, "I'll help you save lives." But I'm embarrassed. Lu sighed again: "Lu, Lu, you are too timid." Why not fight the loyalist? " Well, I was killed in vain under the protection of the temptress of Tsing Yi. It's better to die than never to see her again. "Hearing this, Zheng said," Oh, he misses his lover, so I can't help you. No, no, it will help. What did he say about the temptress of Tsing Yi? Does he mean Ye Hengbo? Is his lover guarded by Ye Hengbo? I have seen Ye Hengbo's skill, and I am not afraid of her. "

Lu heard the news and came from western Zhejiang, but because the loyalist was heavily guarded and followed thousands of miles, he could only follow the loyalist from a distance and never dared to start work. It was near Jinan at this time, and I was anxious and helpless, so I sighed.

Looking down from the treetops, Feng Ying suddenly saw a monk, wearing a horn hat and a black cassock, quietly hiding in the forest with a long sword. The monk followed Lu with a fierce eye, and Lu didn't know it. I broke a branch, and in a snap of my fingers, the disease went out like an arrow and went straight to the top of my head. Zhan Min was taken aback and turned to scold: "Bah, shameless bald donkey, how dare you plot against him!" The monk paused and immediately smiled: "Hum, Lu, it's easy for the Buddha to kill you. Why do you have to plot against it? "

Lu pulled out his broadsword and shouted, "What's your name?" The monk smiled again. "People say that the seven men in the south of the Yangtze River are knowledgeable. Haven't you even heard of Master Hai Yun's name? Do you think we don't know that you followed the young lady's car all the way and didn't dare to appear like a mouse? We don't want to kill people just because it's a happy event: you didn't know how to advance and retreat, but you followed here. Although the Buddha is merciful, he will cross over for you. "

It turned out that Monk Haiyun was ignored by Yongzheng because of several defeats, and was transferred to Zhejiang to listen to Li Wei's set-up. Li Wei got married this time, and he was one of them.

Lu flew into a rage, holding a knife in his hand, asked the woodcutter for directions and stabbed him in the chest. Monk Haiyun turned around and shouted, "Look at this sword, younger brother!" " A strong wind blew and swept past! Lu didn't dare to make a hard connection, so he took the knife back with a swish, turned the blade and took the middle plate. Although Lu Min's fighting skill is not as good as that of Gan Fengchi and others, his skills in gossip and Zijin knife cutting are also quite exquisite. I saw him block the thorn, dance a knife, and actually blocked thirty or fifty strokes.

But monk Haiyun's swordsmanship once dominated Nantian, and it was even more perfect. After thirty or fifty strokes, I saw Haiyun and the monk's sword as tight as a sword, like the Yangtze River, rolling in. Passers-by can only parry, but they cannot return the knife.

After the fight, monk Haiyun shouted, "Look!" The sword turned over and waved outward, and it was "golden eagle spreading its wings", as if it were an electric switch. The passers-by looked forward to the first world war, and the broadsword was shocked. Look at his right arm, he will be cut off abruptly!

At this moment of breathing life and death, passers-by suddenly felt that their eyes shone and their figures flashed. Then he heard a bang and the pressure relaxed. But when he saw a girl in white, waving a dagger, sealing monk Hai Yun's sword out of the door, and looked again, he was shocked. He said, "Hero Lu, don't be afraid. When I beat this bald donkey away, I'll make amends to you. "

Feng Ying suddenly jumped down from the tree, and monk Haiyun got a fright. On the same day, Haiyun suffered huge losses from Li Zhi in Songshan, and nearly died. Up to now, he still has a lingering fear. He thinks that Feng Ying is LAM Raymond who was with Li Zhitong that day. His heart was shocked, and he was killed by Feng Ying with several swords.

Feng Ying was the only one who could see clearly, and Hai Yun was startled, but how fast Feng Ying's swordsmanship was, and when he got the upper hand, it was continuous. Haiyun was surprised again: Why is this little girl's swordsmanship so profound?

Lu picked up a broadsword and watched the two men compete. He is very suspicious. I don't know why Feng Ying suddenly helped himself so much.

Monk Haiyun is a famous swordsman. His technique is excellent, and his technique is extraordinary. Every move he makes contains amazing inner strength. However, Feng Ying's swordsmanship in Tianshan Mountain is very exquisite, so he just touched it and walked away. He doesn't touch monk Haiyun hard. The tip of the sword refers to all the acupoints. After dozens of strokes, the host and guest gradually changed, and monk Haiyun could only parry. But I can't see it.

Although he saw that Feng Yingjian's method was exquisite, he adopted the strategy of exploiting his weakness and pestering Yuto. He only said that Feng Ying was not as good as the enemy, and it would be lost after a long battle. "I don't know what kind of person this little girl is," he said. But she will always be my savior today. How can I let her be destroyed by a powerful monk? "At present, without thinking, the knife will go up, one by one, attacking from the flank.

Monk Haiyun just feels defeated. When he saw that passers-by had killed him, he had a plan and a long sword. He shouted, "Look at the fist!" A note of "Yu Gong Yi Shan" suddenly hit Feng on the shoulder. This move just removes Feng Ying's sword potential, but it is not a real move. His right sword was pressed bit by bit. At this moment, passers-by were forced to bow to Feng Ying's head, which made them close to each other's bodies. Feng Ying's experience is still shallow, and he was caught off guard by monk Hai Yun. He was about to stab him with his backhand. Monk Haiyun jumped behind her and went on the rampage. When the sword trembled, the blade stabbed Feng Ying!

At this moment, passers-by let out a scream and suddenly saw Feng Ying backhand sword, as fast as the wind. Monk Haiyun screamed, blood gushed from his shoulders and fled. Feng Ying threw a sword, sat on the ground, closed his eyes and said nothing.

It turned out that Feng Ying was wearing a golden soft armor, and the sword was impenetrable. Monk Haiyun's sword tip was bounced off, and he was caught off guard and stabbed Feng Ying. However, Haiyun's sword is full of vitality. Although it can't hurt Feng Ying, it also shocked her. Afraid of internal injuries, Feng Ying sat cross-legged and closed his eyes to adjust his mind.

Zhan Min was very scared. After a while, Feng Ying jumped up. Zhan Min said, "What?" Feng Ying smiled and said, "How did this bald donkey hurt me?" Zhan Min clearly saw that she was hit by a sword, but now it seems that nothing happened. He only said that her martial arts had reached an unfathomable level, and he couldn't help but be surprised and admired!

Feng Ying said, "Hero Lu, I offended you in Mangshan that day." Passers-by looked puzzled and asked, "Aren't you with your career?" Feng Ying said, "What is the reason? I have no idea. " "Then it wasn't you who hurt my sixth brother Li Yuan with a flying knife?" Lu asked. Feng Ying smiled and said, "I never use flying knives. No , you 're going the wrong way. That was done by another person much like me. Uncle Xiaolan told me long ago. " The passers-by look at you on the spot and think, how can there be such similar people in the world?

Suddenly I heard a loud laugh outside the forest, and Gan Fengchi came in. Zhan Min jumped up and said, "Brother Qi, are you here?" Gan Fengchi said, "I've been following you for a long time, don't you know?" Lu secretly cried "ashamed": "So you saw us fighting with bald donkeys just now?" Gan Fengchi said with a smile, "I heard what you said. Miss Ying, your swordsmanship is really good! " Ganfengchi learned the origin of Feng Ying from Tang Xiaolan, listened to her words, immediately knew her identity, and had an idea intellectually.

Startled: "This is-"Gan Fengchi laughed: "Didn't your uncle Tang tell you? I'm Gan-"Before he finished, he burst into tears of joy." You are Gan Fengchi, a great warrior in the south of the Yangtze River. " Gan Fengchi said with a smile, "I dare not. That's what my friends in the Jianghu shouted for me. " Feng Ying remembered something and suddenly said, "Why didn't you come out and hit that bald donkey just now?" Gan Fengchi said, "I want to save his dog's life and do something for me." Feng Ying said, "What can he do for you?" Gan Fengchi said, "I asked him to give me a message. I was outside the Woods just now, and after you beat him away, I punched him again. " Feng Ying said with a smile, "If you hit him, will he still deliver the letter for you?" Gan Fengchi suddenly said, "Hey, will you do something for me, too?" Feng Ying said, "As long as I can do it, I will do as I say." Gan Fengchi said, "If you can do it, you can certainly do it. This is a very interesting thing, you use your ears. " Feng Ying was curious, and sure enough, she listened and giggled.

Ye Hengbo and Li Mingzhu are in the same car. Monk Haiyun went to find Lu, and she didn't know until later. After knowing, I was quite unhappy. At dusk, the farewell motorcade was stationed in a small town fifty miles away from Jinan. Monk Haiyun was flustered and limped back to see Ye Hengbo. Ye Hengbo said angrily, "I am responsible for seeing off the bride. Why didn't you leave without orders? Well, now that you have suffered, you have come to me! " Monk Haiyun and Ye Hengbo were originally contemporaries, so they endured great anger and replied, "Don't you know that Lu is always following the motorcade?" Ye Hengbo sneered: "Do you need me to remind you? Lu, a boy with average martial arts, can't do anything important. Why bother him? Sending a bride a thousand miles away, I am lucky enough to spend it safely, but I have to be distracted to deal with a stupid boy. In case someone takes the opportunity to make trouble and make some mistakes, how can you see the emperor again? You were demoted to Zhejiang, but you still failed to live up to expectations. It doesn't matter if your future is broken. Aren't you afraid of jokes in the Jianghu? Ha, look at you like this. Did you get hurt by this boy named Lou? Shall I take it out on you? " Monk Haiyun said angrily, "Those who hurt me are also looking for your bad luck. I don't think you can handle it! " Ye Hengbo said angrily, "Who?" Monk Haiyun said, "Ganfengchi! He will come to see you tonight, and he asks if you dare to fight with him alone? " In fact, the monk Haiyun stabbed Feng Ying first, and then hit Gan Fengchi. He didn't dare to say that a little girl's injury hurt his dignity, so he put everything on Gan Fengchi.

Ye Hengbo sneered: "What about Ganfengchi? How could I be afraid of him? But it is very important for us to see the bride off now. Gan Fengchi is full of tricks, so don't get in his way. You tell all the battalions to pay attention to their defense. When I send the young lady to Shandong Mansion, if Gan Fengchi is still alive, I will fight with him and let you open your eyes. " Monk Haiyun hated her pride and quit without saying anything.

That night, Ye Hengbo guarded the loyalist and was heavily guarded. Nothing happened after midnight. Ye Hengbo chuckled: "Gan Fengchi is not a superhuman being. How dare he explore the camp when he is single? I think this is just a plan to disturb the morale of the army. "

Li Jue, the governor of Zhejiang Province, sent 1,000 soldiers to escort his daughter, with more than 30 vehicles. When camping, vehicles are everywhere, even if there are big bandits, it is difficult to attack. Ye Hengbo was very relieved, but after midnight, he suddenly reported that the grain truck was on fire. Ye Hengbo was surprised and suspicious: Is there a spy? Order at once that monk Haiyun deploy a small group of officers and men to put out the fire, and other battalions are not allowed to move. It happened that the northwest wind blew that night, the food was flammable and the fire was getting bigger and bigger.

Ye Hengbo was so angry that he wanted to see for himself. Suddenly, he saw an official and a military commander coming like a fly. Ye Hengbo shouted, "Why don't you stay and run around during the flood season?" Before the words were finished, the leader suddenly burst out laughing and said, "Thief, who do you think I am?" Shout a palm and split your chest horizontally.

Ye Hengbo shouted: "Gan Fengchi, you are so bold!" When my figure flashed by, the palm wind swept across my face, which made me feel hot and painful. But at this moment, she also drew her sword, made a "off the dragon's tail" action, and stabbed her backhand. Gan Fengchi tunnel: "This woman is really neat and well-deserved. No wonder Li Wei entrusted her daughter. " Step up, flick your finger, hit her right armpit, Ye Hengbo sideways sword, still not stabbed. Gan Fengchi was short in stature, and her left palm was worn out. She grabbed her sword with crooked ways, and her right palm was sealed, and her palm rustled and she was on cloud nine. Ye Heng was furious and leaned back. He shouted angrily, "Gan Fengchi, you are so rude. How dare you insult me? " After brushing two swords in succession to fight back, Gan Fengchi laughed, jumped on a big car, bumped his elbow and knocked a soldier off the car on the roof. He smiled and said, "Thief, dare you compare with me?"

When they set out, all the officers and men started up with a shout. Ye Hengbo shouted: "Shoot indiscriminately!" Loyalists used to form more than 30 teams according to vehicles, and the formation was very close. Suddenly there was chaos and arrows rained down. Gan Fengchi took off his cassock, waved his hand, and the arrows flew around, but none of them hurt him. Ye Hengbo was furious and thought, if I let him escape safely like this, how can I save face? After Gan Fengchi raised his sword, he jumped on a big car in the west, as if he were deliberately playing hide-and-seek with her. In a rage, Ye Hengbo waved an arrow and chased it.

Li Mingzhu didn't want to marry Zhang's son, but her parents coaxed her to transfer to Shandong, tricked her into getting on the bus and told her to go first. After getting on the bus, she saw that the momentum was wrong, but Ye Hengbo was very strict, let alone escape, and she had to find a way to die. Li Mingzhu is also an elf girl. I think it's not too late for me to find a way to escape when I get to Shandong Fuya. But despite her intention, she was really afraid.

That night, Li Mingzhu was meditating when he suddenly heard the sound of a fight outside. His heart moved, and he thought, "If only I could escape from the chaos?" A corner of the tabernacle was opened, but the officers and men of all teams gathered in the car, and the battle was not chaotic. Ye Hengbo is yelling and chasing, as if he were fighting with others. Li Mingzhu thought, "How can I escape if the war is tight and the formation is not chaotic?" I sighed sadly. I looked at the girl in the mirror, glittering and radiant, but I couldn't help laughing: if she dresses like this, she will be watched as soon as she runs away, and the whole army will be amazed. At this time, Ye Hengbo was awakened by Gan Fengchi, ignited his anger, and commanded the soldiers to shoot arrows. Li Mingzhu listened to the noise outside, loyalist condition has moved, move in the heart, but several times, still dare not escape.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew and the curtains rolled up. Suddenly, a young soldier walked into the outside room. Li Mingzhu was taken aback and was about to ask questions. The young soldier took off his uniform and then his military cap. Li Mingzhu shouted, "Hello, aren't you Miss Lin?" LAM Raymond used to live in Fuya, Zhejiang, and often rowed the West Lake with Li Mingzhu, so Li Mingzhu mistook Feng Ying for LAM Raymond.

Feng Ying smiled. Now she is familiar with this misunderstanding and doesn't feel strange. Li Mingzhu said, "Sister Lin, why are you here? Did my master call you? " Feng Ying said, "Don't ask, put on my clothes quickly, and take advantage of the chaos outside to leave here secretly." Throw the skirt in front of her. Li Mingzhu said, "Hey, how does she know what I'm thinking?" Time is tight, there is no time to ask questions, so change clothes, jewelry and abandon the land. Feng Ying picked them up one by one and put them on. Li Mingzhu changed her clothes, and so did she. Li Mingzhu said, "What are you doing?" Feng Ying smiled and said, "I will marry you! Are you reluctant to part with this gorgeous dress and jewelry? "

This is exactly what Ganfengchi has set up. First, he borrowed the words of monk Haiyun, claiming that he would go to the barracks alone tonight, so that Ye Heng could concentrate on him and guard against him, thus relaxing the surveillance of Li Mingzhu. Among the loyal ministers who saw off the wedding, there were brothers from Zhejiang Haiyang gang. Gan Fengchi knew that they were fine and sneaked into the camp. Two Feng Ying changed their official uniforms.

When Feng Ying saw Li Mingzhu changing clothes, he joked with her and urged her to go. Li Mingzhu bowed to her and said, "I have a confidant maid named Xinghua. You just need her to serve me tomorrow. Thank you. " Open the tent and go. Feng Yingxiao said, "Take a bigger step. Yes, this is like a man. " Feng Ying played the role of a man. In these details, she was much smarter than Li Mingzhu.

Ye Hengbo chased Gan Fengchi, who jumped up and down on the cart, waving clothes and pouncing on the arrow, stealing air and releasing hidden weapons. After a while, I don't know who blew a few whistles in the loyalist. Gan Fengchi smiled and said, "You win by winning more. I'm too lazy to pester you." As soon as his figure fell, he grabbed two uniforms and rushed out like a whirlwind. Ye Hengbo gave chase, but the loyalist did not dare to stay and rushed out of the camp. Ye Hengbo hit Gan Fengchi's ankle with a penetrating nail, but missed three pieces in a row. Gan Fengchi shouted, "Bitch, you have been cheated by me. Do you think I'm the only one coming tonight? " Ye Hengbo was surprised and thought, "Yes, don't be fooled by him." Ganfengchi took advantage of her zheng, suddenly with a drink, and threw two hostages at her. Ye Hengbo made a flicker, and his leg suddenly felt a sharp pain.

Ye Hengbo pulled out his tooth, but it was a dagger more than five inches long. Fortunately, injury is not the key. Ye Hengbo's husband is a famous hidden weapons teacher, and she also brought Jin Chuang's medicine for treating hidden weapons. Seeing that Gan Fengchi was out of sight, she said sadly, "I have been hunting geese all day, and I was stung by a goose today." The two generations were thrown into the wall by Gan Fengchi. Just as they were about to get up, Ye Hengbo slapped them in the face and scolded them, "It's all you pustules. I'm not afraid of hurting you by mistake, so I won't win that fellow's hidden weapons." Dress the wound with gold wound medicine and limp back to the camp. At this time, the fire of the grain truck has been put out, and no enemy has been found. Ye Hengbo turned back to Li Mingzhu's tent, opened the curtain and saw "Li Mingzhu" leaning over and sleeping soundly. "This young man doesn't care about the earth-shaking changes outside," he said. Although Gan Fengchi's dagger is non-toxic, it almost penetrated the bones and muscles of the leg because of its great strength, and it was painful. Ye Hengbo said: "Don't let it break your bones and become disabled, then it will be troublesome." Hurriedly call a person to get two cocks, ready to use cock blood to join the broken bones, and go back to the tent for treatment, and have no intention of waking up "Li Mingzhu" again.

Tang Xiaolan caressed the official's son and hid in Shandong. After waiting for two days, Gan Fengchi still didn't come back. Fish shells are still trapped in the Cui Fei building, and they are deadlocked. Tang Xiaolan is very impatient. On the third day, there was a sudden news that Li Jue had sent someone to send his daughter, and the official's sons were decorated everywhere, beaming.

When Zhang arranged the wedding date for his son, he didn't expect a fish shell. Today, the Li family sent their daughter, and he was a little afraid of happiness. At noon, the car arrived at the door. Zhang ordered to open nave and let his son meet him in person.

The auditorium was crowded inside and outside, and the envoys sent by Yongzheng to congratulate had arrived. It's really lively. Hearing his wife's arrival, Han Chongshan handed over the responsibility of commanding the rocket man to Tian and came out to meet him. Ye Hengbo said, "I was ambushed by Ganfengchi last night. You avenge me with a hidden weapon. " Han Chongshan asked, "This fellow Gan Fengchi once made a scene here. I'm looking for him. I don't want him to mess with you again. Has Lv Siniang appeared? " Ye Hengbo said: "He is alone." Han Zhongshan said, "Only he is easy to deal with." While speaking, only three salutes were heard. Zhang's son has opened the car door and picked up the bride.

Feng Ying's figure is similar to that of Li Mingzhu, and she wears a veil, so everyone can't see it. Tang Xiaolan changed her face with Yi Rongdan, and she crowded into the crowd to watch the ceremony. Suddenly, she felt that the back of the bride was familiar. After watching it for a while, she said, this must be her. Why is she so naughty?

In addition to the scattered people, the team members sent by Beijing and the coach of the governor of Shandong gathered guards and stared at the newcomers slowly coming to the class. Ye Hengbo and her husband spoke a few words, then went in and prepared to kowtow to the couple as the host.

A newly married couple walked slowly into the auditorium, and Ye Hengbo was suddenly surprised: Li Mingzhu's walking posture was quite different from usual. Don't keep quiet in the hall. There are three salutes outside. The tribute sang: "Newcomers go to court, and the five generations prosper. The couple kowtowed to their ancestors and knocked at the door-"Before the song was finished, the bride pulled up her veil, whooshed out her dagger and sneered," Who is your bride! "Zhang's son once held her hand and squeezed her hard, and suddenly cried like a pig. To be exact:

The wedding banquet killed people, and China, the jade girl, made a scene.

If you want to know the aftermath, please see the next issue.