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Netizens, tell me jokes to make me happy. Who is satisfied with the answer?

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A man took a fancy to a woman at a classmate's party and asked his roommate to help him out after returning to the dormitory. His roommate taught him how to strike up a conversation in various occasions.

The next day, the man came out of the toilet and saw the woman washing her hands. When she got excited, she said, "What a coincidence, you peed on your hand, too ..."