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Japanese problem

Unlike Japanese, it looks like Chinglish jokes.

A car came, a car left, two cars "Guang Guang" passed, and the police hurried away.

One car came, another car went, two cars collided and one car died. The police will come soon.

Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi = = It seems wrong to be in a hurry. That's about it.