It's funny to take selfies in a circle of friends. Tell me 70 sentences.

1, I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

2. In the best time, there will always be some idiots and some stupidities. Which period of youth is not absurd! Which love doesn't hurt!

Actually, I am not without anything. I'm full of conceit and affectation, and I'm disgusting.

If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, it is possible that God will turn on the air conditioner.

5, the sister paper with small chest should smile more, because I am happy to be a tragedy.

6. Remember that you are a woman and then fight like a man.

7. When no one cares about you, you should live like a man.

8, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to sleep at night, close your eyes.

9. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

10 I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

1 1, I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

12, I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to stab bad people.

13. If you are born with, you will be born with light; if you are born with food, you will be born with fat; if you are born with bangs, you will be born with me.

14, I hope I can be an interesting and rich person, but I can't, just have money.

15, if the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.

16, God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it!

17. From now on, please form a team automatically and get out of my sight.

18, I'm so sloppy, lazy, love * *, mean-mouthed, emotional and angry. I'm so pathetic. Thank you for accompanying me.

19, every time I finish my homework, I sit at my desk and sort out the information, as if I had just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

20. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

2 1, there are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having a partner.

22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

23. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you call it my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's like a military coat.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.

26. If I need to go back to Malaysia in the future, I'd rather paddle my own bathtub across the ocean.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

28. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

29. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten yuan, and you have paid it successfully.

30. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I succeeded ... and seized it!

3 1, ate a drawer full of steamed stuffed buns. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

32. I was from Shenyang before drinking, and Shenyang is mine after drinking.

33. Sorry is only the reason for betrayal, not important. Just an excuse for disappointment.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to watch you take a shower.

36. If you are good, I can consider not patting your ass or touching your chest!

37. The girl I love has round breasts. If I touch her big ass, she will call me a hooligan.

The boy standing there was very handsome, so I grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

40. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out a beauty camera to deceive life.

4 1, you are crazy, I am a fool, and we get sick together.

42. Grandpa said that in their time, when they met questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

43. I worked hard to gain weight, not just to occupy some space in your heart.

44. I work very hard. After thinking about it, I only did the first four words.

45. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how arrogant a man is, he is afraid that his woman will cry.

If you don't like my temper, you'd better find a loophole.

I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.

48. I went to the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

49. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

50. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

5 1, the most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

52. What is loneliness? It's just that the phone bill of 50 yuan has been used for three months and has not been used up ... finally, the monthly rent has been deducted!

53. A boy playing LOL ignores you, not necessarily because he cares about you, but also because he is waiting for resurrection.

54. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself like a waste.

56. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~

57. Every woman is looking for a man, but in the end, she finds herself the most man.

58. Now I don't deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing.

59. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

60. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

6 1, what is the pain that can be touched? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

62. In the afterlife, I want to be a dandelion, with no attachments, no desires, no demands, calm and safe.

63. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

65. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

67. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

68. Being able to endure the impulse of kicking people and chatting with annoying people calmly is to grow up.

69. Girls who love taking pictures will not have bad mobile phones.

70. If you ignore me, I will sing at your house.