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After scoring goals and breaking records, the 35-year-old Ronaldo is still a beast
Ronaldo just celebrated his 35th birthday, scoring goals and breaking records. If you ask who the happiest player in football is, it must be this old guy named Cristiano. After blowing out the birthday candles, Ronaldo sighed: "When I was a kid, someone asked me what I would do when I was 35 years old. I said: fishing in Madeira." Now he is still a beast, and the days of returning to being a fisherman are still far away.
Caption: Ronaldo IC picture
Breaking team history record
In this round of Juventus’ league visit to Verona, Cristiano Ronaldo scored for 10 consecutive rounds. Breaking the French star Trezeguet's record of scoring in nine consecutive league games in team history. From the beginning of the game against Sassuolo, Cristiano was out of control. He scored a hat trick against Cagliari and scored twice against Parma. Although he lost to Naples in the away game, he still scored for the old woman to save face. It's him. Serie A naturally awards January's Player of the Month to Cristiano Ronaldo. In the next round of the league, Ronaldo will have a chance to hit the Serie A record of scoring in 11 consecutive rounds.
On his birthday, Ronaldo was not extravagant. He, Georgina and their children had a chocolate cake together. The cake was made of black and white chocolate, representing the colors of Juventus' jersey. Old clubs Sporting CP and Manchester United both sent congratulations on the club's official Twitter. Outside football, there are many people who care about him. NBA superstar LeBron James of the Los Angeles Lakers replied to Ronaldo on Instagram: "Happy birthday to you, living legend!" A pastry chef in Portugal made a chocolate portrait of Ronaldo in a 1:1 ratio , this figure used 240 pounds of chocolate and took a full 200 hours to complete.
Caption: Chocolate Ronaldo life-size portrait online
Friends are so generous, how can Ronaldo’s employer be stingy. The Juventus club simply gave the Portuguese a Mercedes-Benz Jeep, which sold for as much as 200,000 US dollars. In addition, Italian media also broke the news that Juventus may renew Ronaldo's contract in advance and be willing to provide him with an annual salary of 35 million euros.
Love and hate make me strong
In the eyes of everyone, Cristiano Ronaldo is not only magical, but also a bit mysterious. There is much controversy about his special way of sleeping. For example, his "Darwinian sleep" means sleeping 5 times a day for 90 minutes each time; eating 6 meals a day, one meal every 3 to 4 hours; drinking at least 2 liters of water a day... National team teammate Semedo remembers, Once after a long flight from China back to Europe, the plane landed at 2:30 in the morning, but Ronaldo invited himself to go for a run. But now, when this 35-year-old guy scores goals every time and is about to rewrite the Serie A record, those who doubted him have become a joke. "Corriere dello Sport" concluded the statement: "Cristiano Ronaldo's sleep time is reasonable, and he showed his best condition."
Caption: Xinhua News Agency photo of Ronaldo during the game
Djokovic, who had just won the Australian Open men's singles championship, was also impressed by this guy who was two years older than him. With the help of ESPN, Djokovic and Ronaldo conducted several training sessions together, such as jumping. "Basically it was Cristiano who taught me how to dance, and I loved his work ethic and desire to constantly surpass himself," Djokovic said. "It was a great experience. He was just a beast, a commanding officer. Incredible player."
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