Being alone is boring! I am in a bad mood and want to find someone to tell a joke. Thank you.

1, I am a football fan, and my girlfriend likes to join in the fun every day. I took her to the game that day, and the game was almost over. She suddenly shouted excitedly, "Look, look, there is a game on the 3 rd!" "

I looked at it and smiled and said, "That's three minutes."

2. An induction door is installed in the office, which has always been quite normal. On this day, I don't know who set the induction time for a long time.

A short colleague walked to the door for a long time without responding. Just after two MM came behind, the door opened. As a result, one MM said to the other, "Look, that short man didn't even respond to the sensor! ! ! "

3. Three girls get tattoos. The first one said, "I want to tattoo a rose on my arm."

The second said, "I am a snake." Tattoo a small snake. "

The third said, "I want to tattoo a mosquito on my palm, bloody and flat."

Two girls asked curiously, "Why did you tattoo mosquitoes?"

She said, "If I meet someone who doesn't obey the rules, I will slap him. If he is angry, I will open my palm and look at him-well, I will shoot mosquitoes for you. "

4. A girl goes to the movies in vest and slippers. The ticket inspector stopped her at the door and said, "Girl, you can't enter in slippers."

The girl immediately took off her slippers, held them in her hand and said, "Then I can go in barefoot at any time."

The ticket inspector was surprised and said, "Mom, it's a good thing I didn't say that people wearing vests are not allowed in."