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Fairy Sword 4 What are the classic funny words of Yun Tianhe?
1. (to pigs) Alas ~ Spring has long passed, and I don't know what they are calling. 2. To Sasha) You are my dinner! 3. That won't do! My father said that men and women should not touch each other. He told my dad that girls' breasts are different from boys', so they are very soft and can't be touched casually. Dad is right. Girls can be strange sometimes. 6. Isn't the sword only used for cutting and shooting? (Shooting Sword) 7. (to gauze) Can the wound heal so quickly? That must be a minor injury ~ (I can't make yarn angry) 8. Is that guy named "Yellow Emperor" very good? How about fencing? (He and Sasha are discussing the "emperor" ...) 9. Dad said to treat girls well, not to be fierce before! 10. What's in the pass? What is a dental door? (Actually, it's your official position and yamen ...) 1 1. Dad said that people who are kind to you may not see it, so you need to understand it with your heart. 12. Just now, I imitated the sound of the female mountain pig, and the male mountain pig will be attracted when it hears this sound. Hehe ~ this trick is especially useful in spring, so I don't know if it works in summer. (After the monster appeared ...) Huh? Why ... spring is different from summer! 13. but ... even if you get revenge, the dead won't live anymore, right? 14. I am so angry that I can't hold on for a while. 15. It seems that I have been a boss for many years and I have become so fat ... 16. Uncle Liu? (Actually, it's Uncle Liu ...) 17. Anyway, I only understand half of what you said, but if the demon kills someone, people will retaliate, and the demon will not stop, and the call will fail. 18. Tulin pig? What is this? Unlike pigs ... (Tu Zhu Ling) 19. Dad taught me some and left some books for me to read, hehe, but almost all of them were burned for the convenience of making a fire during the barbecue. My father said that there is nothing to be afraid of in one's life. 2 1 ...................................................................................................................................................... ................., you look so ugly ... 22 .......................................................................................................................... ............................................ (fortunately not heard by Sasha) 23. (I heard Liu An say "yes") Silly … Wang …? It turns out that Tianhe's understanding is correct, haha. Why did you go to see the Yellow Emperor? Who is his big brother? 25. Haha, diamond yarn! The more I look at you, the more pleasing I am. I'll marry you ~ we can play together and find anything together in the future! 26. (To Li Meng) But I think you are also very pleasing to the eye. If possible, I will marry you two, and the three of us will play around together and find something to do together in the future! 27. (When I learned that men can't get married) Huh? Is that boy pitiful? 28. Dad said that there is a saying called "reflect three times a day", which means I have to reflect three times a day. I used it up three times today, so I'll save the rest for tomorrow. 29. Ling Sha, are you going to dig a hole like a mouse again? Sasha's inner activity "I feel like hitting someone") 30. He (Yun Tianqing) said that he really wants to be nice to someone, that is, to make her happy every day, even if that person doesn't like himself or even knows himself at all. 3 1. Even if the three of us are going to separate tomorrow, I won't regret knowing you (Sasha) and Li Meng. 32. Dad said that you should be happy when you are alive and have no regrets when you are dead. If you always avoid the present because you are afraid of the future, then you will not be happy when you are alive. What's the point? 33. Father said that people can choose life and death according to their own wishes, no matter right or wrong, which is a great thing.
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