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Jokes and idiom stories about dogs

1, the dog takes the mouse-mind your own business

2, the dog bites the pig urine bubble-empty like a game.

3. Dogs drive ducks-croak

The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

5, the dog pulls the curtain-it is all a mouth.

6. Bala dog squatting on the wall-tiger sitting hard on the ground

7, Yuba dog licks his feet-kissing is not a place (figuratively speaking, the occasion is wrong)

8, the puppy does not eat shit-nothing to find trouble.

9. Beggars beat dogs-poor cross

10, dog skin hanging in the hall-what's that (painting)

1 1, dog in dog days-out of breath, don't press it.

12, meat buns hit dogs-never look back

13. Cats catch mice and dogs watch the door-each does his own job.

14, German shepherd fights-both heads are afraid.

15, see a dog throwing a bone-whatever.

16, Jigong eats dog meat-regardless of discipline.

17, yellow dog riding-fooling around

18, the yellow dog's head is bent-making a fool of itself.

19, Pug on the sedan chair-ungrateful

20. Pug is carrying a string of bells-what big animal?

2 1, a mad dog bites the sun-I don't know how little it is.

22. Mad dog bites people-there is nowhere to escape.