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Extract some classic sentences! 200 points!

Crying when you are uncomfortable is third-rate, forbearance is second-rate, and laughing when you are uncomfortable is first-rate.

Water tastes tasteless and swings into ripples; There is no fire in the stone, and colliding with each other is light.

If you are bound by the truth, you will become a demon.

There is more than one correct answer!

Not knowing is sad, and not wanting to know is even more sad.

Once upon a time, the flowers bloomed before the moon fell. Today next year, the ends of the earth.

I am afraid that my passion will damage Sanskrit, and I am afraid that I will miss the whole city when I enter the mountains. In this world, you can live up to the Tathagata, and you can live up to the Tathagata.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.

The sky you inadvertently see is so beautiful.

Even if you are bitten by a dog, don't bite.

It's best not to reveal the truth casually.

What is not envied is mediocrity.

Chasing with trembling body, challenging with awe.

Expectation and hard work will work miracles.

I don't know where to go.

I can't prove it, but I still believe it.

There are many things in this world that I don't understand.

Half of life is bad luck, the other half is how to deal with it.

The neck is no longer than the head.

People's mistake is that they always regard friendship as interests and interests as friendship.

When a generation of masters transcended the simple victory and defeat and entered a realm of freedom.

But in a blink of an eye, everything has become the past.

There is no height in boxing, but depth in kung fu.

Looking up at the sky, there is not a cloud.

Being a man is like a water margin, and being a writer is like a red chamber.

Originally, I just wanted to kill chickens for monkeys, but I didn't expect monkeys to learn to kill chickens.

All animals are born equal, but pigs are more equal than other animals.

Shut up for a minute, which will save you an hour to explain.

If you can't beat them, join them.

When a great man really stands in front of you, you will think that he is shorter than you.

Some people, you think can be satisfied; Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then maybe at the moment you turn around, some people will never see you again. When the sun sets and rises again, everything changes. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

Where the stone is, the fire will not go out; The tongue is there, but you can't spell it.

If you want to hide a leaf, you'd better hide it in the forest.

Pain comes from longing for what is missing.

Windmills never run to find the wind.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

Can freedom be given by others?

For an avenger, trust and being trusted are luxury goods!

Silent love is the best shortcut to the soul.

Laugh now if you can.

In war, we should see clearly the enemy, ourselves and opportunities.

Tangible objects will go bad one day.

Kindness is limited!

Women are auditory animals and men are visual animals.

Silence is a kind of punitive violence, and punishing others also punishes yourself.

Real collectors know that quantity is the enemy of value.

All men are created equal, but when one's life is compared with that of others, the balance is tilted.

One thing, only if you do it, will succeed or fail; If you don't try, you don't even have a chance to fail.

The meaning of life lies not only in thinking, but also in feeling.

If my birth is a mistake, I will correct it!

Be careful of the people you trust. The world is full of evil, even among friends.

The more beautiful things are, the less clear they are.

Every demon was once an angel.

Not busy early, flustered late.

When a strong woman gets angry, she throws an iron stool vase at her husband. When a gentle woman is angry, she throws pillows, rags and scarves at her husband. ...

The art of emperors lies not in how much they sacrifice, but in whether they can achieve great things.

Only winners can go down in history.

I think happiness is the root of happiness.

Conscience usually only speaks in silence.

Live by yourself and let others live.

War is an art, but killing is not.

God said, "Where there is light, there is light …" People said, "Let us shed blood! So the river of blood ... "

The flowers fell, so did I.

The horn of hunting disappears in the wind, just like a faded memory.

Chaos often breeds desire, while order only breeds habit.

Absolute power leads to absolute corruption, and absolute strength leads to absolute justice.

If you don't regard persistence as persistence, then persistence is not persistence.

If you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world? If you don't know how to love yourself, why do you love all beings?

The stars of destiny gather together and shine brilliantly. ...

This is an era full of swords and shadows, a turbulent era, an era that makes future generations respect and countless strong people yearn for-gone with the times!

Being kind to sheep is cruel to tigers, and being kind to tigers is cruel to sheep. Kindness to all things is cruelty to other things. If you don't want to be cruel to them, you should be kind to them. As the saying goes: heaven and earth are heartless, taking all things as grass dogs, saints are heartless, and taking the people as grass dogs! Either heartless or merciful!

Only in the forest can a tiger be called the king of beasts.

Killing can only kill each other, but never get anything from it.

The purpose of war is not to destroy the enemy, but to force the other side to return to the negotiating table.

War is when one group of people want the lives of another.

War is just another extension of politics.

The most precious thing is truth, and the most terrible thing is truth.

You can ride a donkey to find a horse, but please don't abuse that donkey.

There must be a fool at both ends of the fishing line.

Disappointment wanders, and hope is endless.

It's also murder. Are people who cry after killing really more kind than those who snicker after killing?

When have you ever seen a spider take pains to weave a web in order to let another spider fall into it?

The peerless strong don't need or despise the so-called justice at all.

Let fate bow to us!

Kill and kill, kill and kill.

Ignorance is a kind of happiness, but it is also a kind of evil.

Self-confidence comes from self-knowledge, ignorance is fearless.

Once upon a time, as long as we looked up, we could see the bright sky and the Milky Way, and let the huge crystal plate shine its light on our faces, just like the gentle eyes of the goddess. ...

The real history has long been lost in the complicated torrent, leaving only one form, a history recognized by the winners.

Killing in the name of morality and incest in the name of art.

Meeting is God's arrangement, and separation is people's helplessness.

It's better not to know than to be self-righteous.

Sometimes the real horror is not what you see, but what you don't see.

You can admire your enemies, but you can't be soft on them.

Treat a gentleman with a gentleman's heart, and return a villain with a villain's way.

Being insulted is not the fault of the insulted person.

The victory of corpses everywhere is a disgrace to the generals.

Locks are used to defend gentlemen, not villains.

Visible is temporary, invisible is permanent.

Only muddy water can fish, and keeping the turbidity of water is a university problem.

Sometimes what you see with your own eyes is just an illusion

I will never be disappointed in you, because I have never had hope for you.

Why do you see me every time I screw up? It's better than being seen by different people every time you screw up, right

I don't want to do it, but don't make me do it.

If she hits you, you must pretend to be in pain; If it really hurts, you must pretend that it doesn't.

Heterogeneity law: qualitatively different things cannot be compared in quantity.

In others' eyes, I may be a chess player. But in the face of fate, am I not a pawn?

From the standpoint of fate, the whole game I am playing is just a small piece in its whole game.

He gave me a name.

For some things, being unable to explain is the best explanation.

I didn't light the lamp out of pity, but now you're killing people for me, aren't you putting the cart before the horse?

There is no good or evil in God itself, but people label God as good or bad from their own interests.

The biggest tragedy in the world, no matter how annoying you are, can't stop it from happening.

We can treat all tragedies as a dream, but we can never forget them.

In order to transcend death, we first need to know what death is like.

There is no distance at all, just because I think there is distance, I will go further and further!

If the night sky is a chessboard of stars, whose chess pieces are we? Where is our chessboard?

Raptors and beasts are often cunning but unpopular.

No matter how brilliant the stars are, they will disappear. The earth, the sun, the Milky Way, and even the universe will have a moment of extinction. Compared with these things, a person's life is like a moment. All actions are impermanent, and those who prosper will decline.

There is no fate, only cause and effect.

Showing mercy everywhere is not necessarily affectionate, but a manifestation of ruthlessness.

The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.