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When did you feel deeply sorry for someone?
There are many moments.
1. When I was walking home from the Internet cafe, it was about three o'clock, close to four o'clock. I saw a sanitation worker riding a tricycle to the roadside, and then took out a steamed bun and a jug of water from the bag hanging next to the tricycle. Really, I came out to clean at almost four o'clock. At that time, I felt that life was too unfair. When you were happy, some people were working hard for life. I am very grateful for my current life, and I have given up my Internet addiction since then.
I just watched the replay of Anita Mui’s last concert and listened to her sing the last song. After her death, her underwear was taken out for auction by her mother. My brother ate abalone and gambled heavily every day. Finally, he said that Anita Mui owed him. I was really heartbroken.
Prime Minister, you should take a good rest for a day...otherwise..." Zhou Enlai sighed and said: "I also want to rest...but if I rest for even one minute...the country's affairs will Who will handle it? ”
The Prime Minister glanced roughly at Chairman Mao’s instructions asking him to take sick leave, waved his hand...and began to criticize the piles of documents on the table in detail. This change was another night …
On the night of the first day of the Lunar New Year, the whole family gathered together with mobile phones to hand out red envelopes and grab red envelopes among the family members. I went to my grandpa’s room to get something. My grandpa was not in good health. I thought he had fallen asleep. When I was ready to leave, I found that my grandpa was not sleeping because he didn't turn on the light. He turned off the light and sat on the bed. In fact, grandpa is very lively and the children are at home during the Chinese New Year. Grandpa was really happy, like a child, but when everyone was holding their mobile phones, he was really at a loss.
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