I was fined because I was careless and made a mistake at work. I am in a bad mood. Who can tell me a joke?

Mother pig gave birth to a little pig named Porky Pig.

I had hoped that he would grow more handsome, but when I was three years old, I found that he actually grew uglier.

Then the mother pig viciously tried to throw away her son's exclamation point.

Mother pig bought a ticket to the negative Ningbo left extension number, and they live in Hangzhou right extension number.

When you arrive, tell Porky Pig a colon. Mom will buy you something to eat. Oh, comma, wait for me here. Stop.

Mom was glad to throw him away.

The next day, quotes Ding Dong Ding Dong ellipsis and quotes Porky Pig came back.

So my mother bought more expensive tickets and reduced the number of trips to Guangzhou.

When you arrive, tell Porky Pig a colon. Mom will buy you something to eat. Oh, comma, wait for me here. Don't go. Period.

Mom was glad to throw him away again.

The next day, quotes Ding Dong Ding Dong ellipsis and quotes Porky Pig came back.

Mom thinks it's no good, so she must throw him away. Then she bought a plane ticket to reduce the area of Africa.

When you arrive in mama africa, tell Porky Pig's mother to go shopping and come back soon. Period.

Mom is happy to go home. Period.

The next day, Ding Dong Ding Dong ellipsis under quotation marks.

This is not a Porky Pig comma. This is the water and electricity bill.

So Porky Pig never came back. Omit. Be happy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !