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Send a boyfriend 1? How much should I pay for each 20th birthday present?

One year old pacifier

The bottle from two years ago

Three-year-old saliva bag

Pants of four years old

A five-year-old dinosaur egg

Stickers from six years ago

The seven-year-old toy "One Piece"

The car eight years ago.

The puzzle of nine years ago

The cube of ten years ago

1 1 year-old remote control car

Twelve-year-old transformers

Diary of thirteen years old

Fourteen-year-old band-aid

Toilet paper from fifteen years ago

Sixteen-year-old mug

Seventeen-year-old love exchange volume

Eighteen-year-old double ceramics

A nineteen-year-old watch

Shirts from 20 years ago

1. I wish I were the pacifier!

2. Drink grandma, grow strong, and you can carry me home later ~

3. Actually, you can save your saliva until you see me ~

MengMeng's trousers match MengMeng's yours.

Let the dinosaur egg take me into your childhood.

6. Small stickers stick happiness

7. I know you like to play. Here you are, here you are ~

We'll have our own cart.

9. picture our future

10. I know our baby is the smartest.

1 1. Teenagers who drive are lovable ~

You are my transformers.

13. I wish I was in your diary.

14. Remember to protect yourself, I will feel distressed.

15. hmm ...

16. Please think of it as an urn and let's have a happy comedy (washing dishes).

17. There is only each other in our love.

18. Our love will be a better handicraft than ceramics.

19. Let this watch record our happiness. I hope it will last forever.

At the age of 20, boys are the most handsome in white shirts!