What jokes are suitable for making Xiao Bai happy and optimistic?

1. In the elevator, a girl is holding something, and a diaosi man asks: What floor are you on?

Girl: 9th floor.

Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

2. Wait for me in a studio once. When I went out to look for Miss Doby, I whispered outside: 306, here comes the lady you are looking for. Open the door!

Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me, come to my side when you are finished!

3. Wedding, groom: Actually, after I fell in love with you, I loved many people. . .

There was an uproar under the stage and the bride was shocked.

Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family and your friends. . . The applause thundered.

The bride paused and asked, Does it include my boudoir?

I bought a pair of trousers online, but they are too big. In order not to waste money on pants, I eat like hell. After half a month, I finally put it on, and then I found that the old pants could not be worn. . .

As a guest friend's house, the host invited us to dinner, and we had a good chat. Suddenly the power went out, and we farted when we leaned a little closer. We felt different, so we touched our hands and got them wet. We scoffed: Shit!

Suddenly the electricity came, sorry, put it on the steamed stuffed bun and swallowed it: the sauce is good!

1, "Watch the beautiful sunset at the same table."

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