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199 1, Jackie Chan turned seven somersaults for 250,000, and Andy Lau hit a piece of gravel in his chest.

This is the most embarrassing group show in Hong Kong entertainment circle. Numerous pop stars have made jokes, but it is also the greatest performance of China.

Shortly after the summer of 199 1, serious floods broke out in East China.

Overnight, all 18 provinces, autonomous regions and municipalities were flooded. Among them, Anhui and Jiangsu provinces alone persecuted nearly 100 million people because of floods, and hundreds of people died because of floods, not to mention how many people were injured because of floods in the country.

Even after a period of treatment, 2 million people in China are still homeless and suffering from malaria.

Knowing what happened to our compatriots in the Mainland, Anita Mui immediately appealed to Hong Kong entertainment circles to raise money for charity performances, and said that he would "at all costs" ask everyone to donate more money.

As soon as the news came out, hundreds of star artists put down their ongoing work and came from all directions.

In this way, the most embarrassing performance of Hong Kong and Taiwan artists began.

At that time, a rich man paid 250 thousand yuan to ask Jackie Chan to perform five somersaults for everyone.

Jackie chan heard about it and didn't care about the face of the cafe. Without saying a word, he turned seven somersaults in a row and won the money successfully.

And he paid for the two somersaults himself.

Brigitte Lin, a beautiful woman, immediately put down what she was doing and traveled halfway around the world to get to the performance site from the United States. She didn't even have time to change clothes, so she went on stage to appeal to the public:

"Dear friends, please lend your hand to save our compatriots and help our own people."

From then on, she tried her best to rehearse a Peking Opera with Yang Ziqiong in a hurry, just to raise money.

At the same time, Beyond also sang "The Good Earth" for people to show that compatriots on both sides of the strait are a family and love their motherland.

The gap between singing, Ka Kui Wong said:

"I believe that the people of China are a nation that can stand the wind and rain. Even so, I really hope that people who care for this land and support it will have new construction and avoid future disasters! "

Obviously there is no ornate rhetoric embellishment, but it unexpectedly touches people's hearts.

Gong Li, who is not a professional singer, did not hesitate to sing "I once loved you" for the public after learning that someone had invested 654.38+10,000 yuan to sing a song.

It is worth mentioning that Tianwang Liming also went back for the 500,000 donated by the rich woman and sang for everyone in the performance.

However, due to the continuous singing for half an hour and the high notes of the band, he accidentally broke his voice when singing.

Later, unscrupulous media trumpeted the view that "Dawn is out of tune and broken" to prove that they can't sing well.

Because of this, at the dawn of the limelight, there are also many people who have been hacked because of this matter. Until now, some people have taken this matter to black him.

But as long as people really understand the ins and outs of things, they will not have any prejudice against dawn. For the sake of the motherland's righteousness, Dawn is innocent and should not be blacked out like this.

Andy Lau was about to speak on 199 1' s "Don't forget me" when suddenly one mouthful blood gushed out, which frightened the fans in the audience.

This is a program for Hong Kong entertainment circle to raise money for the flood in East China. At that time, Andy Lau not only turned into a "gentle tiger" to sing on stage for fun, but also played with a broken stone in his chest.

And the reason why he did this is very simple, that is, a boss is willing to donate 1 10,000 for his performance.

But it's not fun to have a broken stone in your chest. When the hammer fell, the slate did not move. Andy Lau tried to stand up and hold her breath, and then got a hammer, but the slate was still intact.

It was not until the third hammer hit hard that the slate fell apart, but at the same time, Hua Zai, who got the third hammer, abruptly spit out one mouthful blood.

Just when people were worried about Huazai's injury, he grinned and said a forceful sentence: "Blood is thicker than water!" " "

Make people cry.

But you don't have to worry about Andy Lau's injury. Afterwards, he also explained that vomiting blood was just a prop, not really vomiting blood.

The reason why he "vomited blood" is to tell everyone that blood of compatriots on both sides of the strait is thicker than water.

After the performance, Hua Tsai didn't stop there, but ran around with a donation box and quickly shuttled through the crowd.

At the same time, Zhang Aijia, who knew the situation, flew from Taiwan Province to Hongkong in a hurry. Because of the rush of time, she didn't even have time to rest. As soon as she landed, she went straight to the performance.

Then, in a panic, she simply held her one-year-old son and sang a song "Childhood" together, which contributed to the charity performance.

Zhong Zhentao, who has a full schedule, also managed to squeeze some time out of her busy work to attend the benefit performance.

In addition, Alan Tam, the king of songs, performed the plot of playing football while singing, and declared that he would donate 3,000 yuan as long as he scored a goal.

As a result, after three songs, he only scored one or twenty goals, which was far less than everyone thought.

But at this time, Alan Tam just waved his hand and said, 65,438+000 balls have been counted. In this way, he donated as much as 300 thousand.

Wang Jie, an artist, doesn't talk much nonsense. He directly donated1000000, which was unexpected.

However, this is not the most exciting scene in this fund-raising performance.

How hard do Hong Kong stars work to raise more donations?

At that time, Ke Shouliang, the "first flying man", had a fundraising performance by riding a motorcycle over the wall.

Because this performance is difficult and dangerous, not many people signed up for it;

Seeing that almost no one attended, Anita Mui, who said before that he would raise funds by hook or by crook, took the lead in signing up as a "human wall" and stood directly at the highest position.

She is surrounded by Jackie Chan, Andy Lau and other martial arts brothers. A group of people are United and don't even wear helmets, thus acting as a human wall that may be injured at any time.

Looking around, Anita Mui is still the only woman in the wall. She also explained to the world what a woman without a man means.

Fortunately, in the end, Ke Shouliang's performance of jumping over the human wall was very successful, and he donated 3 million pounds in one fell swoop. At the same time, the charity performance reached a small climax because of this thrilling performance.

Of course, not only Hong Kong artists are so dedicated, but also a group of rich and powerful people in Xiangjiang are very supportive of this charity performance.

First of all, Xiang Huaqiang's "Yongsheng Film Company" entrusted Stephen Chow and Ng Man Tat to directly donate the first day box office of "Playing Truant", worth more than one million yuan.

In addition, Stanley Ho, the gambling king who has always been rich, once donated a selfie and took out "HK 1" and "AZ 1" directly. The two license plates mean one in a million.

It is reported that the transaction price of these two license plates will not be less than 5 million yuan.

However, to say that the person who donated the most money to this charity performance is "James Hope" He Yingjie.

As a philanthropist who was born and raised in the Mainland and worked hard in Hong Kong for many years, He Yingjie personally promised at the "Don't forget me show" spontaneously held by the entertainment circle in Hong Kong that he would donate as much money as the program raised.

And he Yingjie didn't break his word.

This fund-raising performance, which lasted for seven hours without interruption and was attended by hundreds of stars, finally won 107.23 182 yuan.

Later, He Yingjie also fulfilled his promise and donated HK$ 1 billion to help the affected compatriots.

This charity was also a miracle in that year.

After all, in that era when the per capita salary was only 100 yuan, it was really something that many people dared not think about.

At that time, the stars had no pride, only blood and kindness, and their behavior was appreciated by countless people. The feeling that "blood is thicker than water" and the belief of cross-strait reunification are vividly displayed at this moment.

Although time flies, 3 1 year has passed since the performance.

During this period, many stars have already disappeared in the sky and in the long river of time, but their good deeds and contributions to their compatriots have always been remembered by countless people.

In the summer of 199 1, that inspiring performance has been firmly remembered in people's hearts and never forgotten.