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Composition: Our class’s Disney record

There are many special students in our class, and no one has broken the Guinness record they left in this class!

Let’s talk about the yellow-haired girl Zou Xiaonan first: her hair is particularly yellow, like gold threads, and she looks a bit like a foreign girl. Every time she goes to fuck, the sun shines on her blond hair, which makes her look even more outstanding. Zou Xiaonan has natural brown hair, and everyone who sees her will talk about her hair (only girls). This is the girl with yellow hair - Zou Xiaonan. Her Guinness record (in the class) has not been broken in the whole grade.

Horse spirit Liu Yan: Liu Yan is well-known as a horse spirit in this class. Her appearance will irritate everyone. She loves to say nice things to her teachers. The most common one she hears is: "Teacher Lin, you are 54 years old, but you look like you are 40..." This sentence has become Liu Yan's classic saying. The most unforgettable sentence she wrote in the composition: "Teacher Lin, you are so beautiful as a fairy. You must have been a goddess descending to earth when you were young! Your teaching experience is unmatched by any teacher." I After reading this sentence, I just took a sip of water and spat it out. I don’t think anyone wants to break Liu Yan’s Guinness record.

Little book lover Sun Haoyu: She is a real book lover, with a gentle appearance and a thin voice. She can read a book for a long time, but her writing method is "very different" from her appearance. . Sun Haoyu has a very rich imagination, and the characters in her novels all have their own unique colors... This should all be attributed to books. She has read most of the world's famous works, which really impresses me. Let me tell you something, Sun Haoyu is my best friend, she is also on Chuangwang!

This is the Guinness record for this class, absolutely no one can break it! ! !