English jokes and Chinese translation

English jokes and Chinese translation I:

A woman got on a bus with her children. The driver said, "Ah, this is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."

A lady got on the bus with her child in her arms. The driver saw it and said, well, that is the ugliest child I have ever seen in my life. ?

The woman angrily walked to the back of the bus and sat down. She said to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me." The man said, "Go up and tell him. Go ahead, I'll help you hold your monkey. "

The lady went to the back of the car and sat down, feeling very angry. She said to the man next to her, The driver just humiliated me. ? The man responded:? Go up and scold him. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you. ?

To annotate ...

1. Be angry with sth.

Common preposition collocation: fuse at/over/about

What he said was very angry.

2. blame someone, scold

Blame sb. for doing sth.

The boss always blames me for being late, even though he is late every day! My boss always scolds me for being late, even though he is late every day!

English jokes and Chinese translation II;

A woman's husband often comes home drunk, and she decides to help him get rid of this habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil's costume, hid behind a tree and intercepted him on his way home.

A woman found that her husband was always drunk when he came home, and she decided to cure him of this problem. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree, ready to block her husband's way when he came home.

When her husband passed by, she jumped out and stood in front of him with her red horn, long tail and pitchfork.

When her husband approached, she jumped out from behind the tree and stood in front of him with a red horn on her head, a long tail dragging behind her and a steel fork in her hand.

"Who are you?" He asked.

? Who are you? The husband asked.

"I am the devil!" She responded.

? I am the devil! ? She replied.

"Well, come home with me," he said. "I married your sister!"

? Oh, why don't you come home with me? The husband said,? I married your sister! ?

To annotate ...

1.cure of is an idiom that often appears in various English reading articles. Its meaning has two branches: one is the treatment of diseases in the medical field; The second is the correction of bad habits in the category of living habits.

This medicine should cure your cold. This medicine should cure your cold.

Parents try to get rid of their children's bad habits. Parents try to correct their children's bad habits.

2. The image of the devil in western culture:

In western literature, novels and movies, the devil is often described as a monster with horns and tails, holding a long fork and torturing people in a burning hell.

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