A joke that can get people out of trouble.

1, Xixi and Haha are good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead." 2. In a family planning place, an old lady replaced her daughter-in-law in order not to let her daughter-in-law get an IUD. When changing to the fourth daughter-in-law, the doctor said, "Aunt, you are on the third ring road, and then you really become Audi!" " "3. A sausage in the refrigerator feels very cold. Then I looked at the other one next to me and felt a little comforted. I said, "Look, you are frozen like this, and you are covered with ice!" " As a result, the root of the tree said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "4. Mom asked Xiaoming," Have you finished reading the book? There will be an exam tomorrow. " Xiao Ming replied, "Mom, I finished reading it." Mother praised, "then you must do well in the exam tomorrow." "Xiaoming cried," I mean,' Mom, I think it's over.' "No.5, director and * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, "You farted." The section chief said, "I didn't put it there." Soon the section chief was dismissed. The secretary's reason is: you can't afford big things. What's the use of asking you 6. A white couple got married for many years and finally had a child, but it turned out to be dark. The husband blamed his wife and said, It's all your fault! You must turn off the light every time you go to bed. 7. A couple are walking in the street, talking about sexual harassment. Suddenly the man reached out and touched the woman's ass. M: Is this sexual harassment? Woman: Please! It's outside now! Man: Do you have to put your hand in? The teacher wanted to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him, "Go and tidy up all the girls in the class. The Sports Commission is a little goat and asks, "Which one?" "The teacher said," I know I want you to go! ""9. In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. " You are wanted ... the following are your crimes ... being too kind to your friends, loyal enough, kind, pure, loving and lovely ... this court declares ... to be my good friend for life. 1 1. A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Viagra, with strong firepower, jumped on the ceiling and gave him a hand. 12. In the past, the exam teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine". 13, there is a student named Shi Jingchao in a class. In an exam, the class teacher accidentally found Shi Jingchao, a student at the same table, copying the answers to the test paper. The teacher was furious: "Shi Jingchao! (hard copy! Hearing this, the middle school students in the class followed suit and copied hard. Seeing that the students misunderstood, the teacher quickly explained, "Don't copy, I'm calling that classmate (the teacher pointed to Shi Jingchao), Shi Jingchao! (hard copy! ) "This time Shi Jingchao copied more fiercely. 14, a man bought a new car with the license plate number 00544 (let me try). Soon, his car was hit by another car, whose license plate number was 44944. 15, one day, 0 and 8 met in the street, 0 looked at 8 disdainfully and said: You are fat when you are fat, why wear a belt! 16, the spider loves ants deeply, but is rejected when expressing love. The spider roared, "Why? Why is this? " The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people!" " "

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