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What do you mean, you're not afraid of thieves stealing, but you're afraid of thieves thinking?

Not afraid of thieves stealing, but afraid of thieves remembering means: afraid of valuable things, such as money, being remembered by thieves. Because as long as thieves care about other people's things, they are likely to steal them sooner or later. I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, but I'm afraid that thieves will remember from Zhang Shouchen's Talk about Thieves: "This thief, he's eyeing me. Not afraid of thieves stealing, I am afraid that thieves will remember! " . "Thief Talk" is adapted from the folk joke "Stealing Rice". It was originally a stand-up comic dialogue work, and was later arranged and performed by comic dialogue actor Zhang Shouchen. 1954 was adapted into a counterpart crosstalk work by comic actor Hou. There are two forms, one is a solo performance, and the other is stand-up crosstalk; The other is a performance by two people, a bangzi and a joke, which is cross talk. The main forms of expression of the works are talking and teasing.