I need lines for a funny skit urgently. It will be performed by four people. It should be shorter. Please hurry up!!!!

A: We have to perform today;

B: Ask four of me to perform the show;

C: Think hard for a long time;

Ding: (Clenches a fist with his left hand and places it above his left eye socket, lowering his head) Cool!

A: Not good at singing and dancing;

B: Can’t perform the cross talk sketch;

C: The performance is about to start;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Mu!

A: It’s useless to complain again and again;

B: It’s better to go online for help;

C: There are so many works online;

Ding: (showing surprise) Blush!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See where there is a way out;

C: The jokes and riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Take it!

A: There’s a really good joke;

B: I’m sure you’ll laugh your ass off after hearing it;

C: Make it into a three-and-a-half-sentence sentence;

Ding: OK?

(Stop and ask everyone if it’s okay, then continue)

A: Since everyone says it’s okay;

B: The four of us will take it It makes a show;

C: Let’s perform at the party;

Ding: It’s a mission!

A: It is said that a certain girl is ugly;

B: She has grown to thirty-nine;

C: She has never been able to get married;

Ding: Worry!

A: I heard that people are kidnapped in a certain place;

B: Sold as women into the valley;

C: The thought of an ugly girl is really good;

Ding: Let’s go!

A: As expected, I was stared at as soon as I left;

B: The ugly girl had her head covered;

C: Caught in the car and started driving;

Ding: Drive away!

A: The car stopped halfway;

B: The trafficker was so frightened that he fainted;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman?

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Ding: Turn around!

A: The car returned to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refused to leave;

C: Willing to be sold as a woman;

Ding: Rare.

A: The trafficker is worried this time;

B: I don’t know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly Hengxin roared;

Ding: Leave the car, let’s go!

A, B, C: (looking at Ding) Huh? ! (End)

Campus sketch script: funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines

Campus sketch

Characters: Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu

Scene: Classroom

League Secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades, compatriots, colleagues. . . same. . . What are you with? Please listen to what I have to say!

Three people: Tell me.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three people: Listen!

League Secretary: Really listen?

Three people: Really!

League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

League Secretary: No regrets?

Three people: No regrets.

League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to say it?

League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right!

The three of them sat up.

League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Okay, let’s get back to the point, you can no longer be drunk and dreamy! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, come forward, self, self, self. . .

Make a change and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiao Ling: What a mess!

League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you have to sleep in class?

Xiao Ling: I’m sleepy, so I sleep!

League Secretary: Why don’t you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiao Ling: I want it too! But the teacher wouldn’t let me go!

League Secretary: Can’t you sleep after class?

Xiao Ling: I’ll sleep after class!

League Secretary: What do you do at night?

Xiao Ling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiao Ling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What else do you do besides sleeping?

Xiao Ling: Very important thing! ----Have a meal!