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Su Dongpo's interesting story

1, get together for dinner.

When Su Dongpo was twenty years old, he went to Beijing to take the imperial examination. Six conceited juren looked down on him, negotiated to prepare appetizers, invited Su Dongpo to dinner, and deliberately teased him. Su Dongpo went with pleasure after receiving the invitation. Before the chopsticks were moved, a juren put forward a drinking order, and historical figures and events must be cited, so that a dish can be eaten alone after the order. The other five people cheered again and again.

"I'll go first." The elder said, "Jiang Ziya is fishing in Weishui!" Then I took a plate of fish. "Qin Changan sells horses!" The second one proudly took the horse meat away. "To Tu Thanh is herding sheep in Beihu Lake!" The third man took the mutton without weakness.

"Zhang Yide Zhuoxian sells meat!" The fourth reached out and barbecued. "Guan Yunchang Jingzhou scraping bones!" The fifth one couldn't wait to take the bone. "Zhuge Liang grows vegetables in Longzhong!" The sixth proudly picked up the last dish of vegetables.

When all the dishes were served, the six juren were happily preparing to laugh at Su Dongpo while eating, but Su Dongpo lost no time in striking the table and shouting, "Qin Shihuang annexed six countries!" Say that finish, six dishes are served in front, and six juren can only look on.

2. The examiner asks questions

When Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou as Ying Yong's assistant, he gave lectures in the local area and trained many famous students. The imperial court sent an examiner named the Governor to give lectures and check the movement. As soon as the examiner arrived, he wanted to suppress Dongpo's reputation. One morning, he said to Dongpo, "Bachelor Su is famous all over the world. I think Gaozu is also full of articles. I want to see something. Invite some people to interview. "

Su Dongpo immediately picked ten students to see the examiner. The examiner pointed to the pagoda outside and made the first connection: the pagoda was pointed and seven floors in all directions.

As a result, the students couldn't tell each other apart and bowed their heads and waved their hands in shame. The examiner said in a sarcastic tone, "Su, this ..." Su Dongpo said unhurriedly, "They have come out. The bottom line is: when the jade hand shakes, the fingers are three long and two short."

The examiner was speechless and had to laugh at himself and say, "Sue really deserves her reputation. I admire him! "

3. curse the monk

One day, when Su Dongpo visited a temple, he was disgusted to hear that the monk in charge of the temple had misbehaved. However, the master was respectful to the famous Su Dongpo and asked Su Dongpo for words many times. Su Dongpo holds a pen and books are linked together: the sunset is fragrant, and all thoughts are removed; The fire is cold, come and tie up the Italian horse.

The abbot is in the sky and hangs couplets on high places. Many people laughed when they saw it. It turns out that this couplet has two puzzles, and the answer is: bald donkey.

4. Invite friends to catch lice

It is said that Su Dongpo has a very clever sister, usually called "Su Xiaomei". On one occasion, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian, who had not seen him for a long time, as a guest and went out to meet him personally. Seeing that his brother was happy, Su Xiaomei played a joke on him, saying, "My brother invited bimonthly outside" and bimonthly became "friends".

Su Dongpo also likes to play jokes on his sister, and immediately replied to the previous sentence, "Little sister catches half the wind by the window". The traditional orthography of "wind" means that little sister catches lice by the window. Su Xiaomei turned away angrily.

5. Relative bones

One day, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin visited Yangzhou Slender West Lake by boat. When the boat was in the middle of the lake, Fo Yin suddenly picked up a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems and threw it into the water, and at the same time loudly said, "Poems (corpses) on Dongpo River".

Su Dongpo paused for a moment before he realized that he looked up and saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the lake. He blurted out, "The dog is gnawing at a bone (monk) by the river." The two men looked at each other and laughed.