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Black cat supernatural ghost story
Black cat supernatural ghost story one
It's almost three o'clock in the morning. I'm very tired. I want to go into the bedroom, but this damn black cat has been squatting at the door of the bedroom. As soon as I get close, it turns its back on me and sends it out? Hoo hoo? Sound.
If I don't stop, that is? Hoo hoo? The voice turned into a shrill cry, bold.
Everyone says that black cats are evil, and black cats attract evil spirits. As soon as it barked, I ran away in fright.
Its eyes glowed green in the dark and stared at me warily. It looks like a soft little paw with sharp claws hidden under it. Once it tickles me, I'm finished.
But I have to go in. This is the seventh day. If I can't get in, I may be finished soon.
I decided to take a chance. I crawled on the ground, moving forward bit by bit, approaching it.
It seems to be sleeping now. All I have to do is bypass it and enter the door, and everything will be fine.
Forward, forward, forward again.
? Meow ~ ~? The shrill cry almost scared the daylights out of me. I quickly stepped back and collapsed on the sofa.
I decided to give up. The black cat stayed at the door and couldn't sleep. I couldn't get in at all.
Just when I was discouraged, the bedroom door suddenly opened!
She bent down angrily, picked up the black cat and scolded: bark, bark, you've been barking for a week! ?
Then she opened the door and threw the black cat out.
? Go out and find a female cat! Stop screaming and come back! ?
? Bang! ? She closed the door.
I smiled, I smiled proudly, I smiled happily.
I followed her into the bedroom. She was lying in bed and I was lying next to her.
Soon, she snored slightly and I couldn't help laughing again.
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? When a person is asleep, Yang is the weakest, what's more, her horoscope is so light.
It took me a long time to find this body, body double, but even so, I dare to get into my body only from midnight to 3 am, when the yin is at its peak.
But who knows that there will be a black cat in her house, and the black cat can see hell. Ghosts are most afraid of black cats If they are scratched by a black cat's paw, they will be knocked unconscious.
If I can't fuck her in seven days, then I can't live forever. But now, the black cat is driven away.
I lay flat on her body and slowly hid. Hum, when I wake up, I am her and she is me.
As for her soul?
The hands of the clock finally pointed to three o'clock. She, no, it's me! Still asleep.
What about you? Have you ever seen a black cat?
If you have seen them, if they bark at you crazily, then you should be careful!
Maybe her ghost is looking for body double.
Black cat ghost story 2
Self-report of new tenants
The first day of moving to a new home.
It was already evening when I cleaned the house. I ate something casually, then took a bath and went to bed early, because somehow, I felt very tired today. I lay in bed and gradually lost consciousness. When I was about to fall asleep, a black shadow ran to the window.
That's a black cat. Because this is the first floor of the community, it is not surprising that cats can climb up.
But black cats are a little supernatural. It has green eyes and yellow pupils. However, it seems a little flustered and uneasy, and keeps walking, with the cat shadow dangling in the moonlight. Suddenly it opened the cat's mouth and gave a strange neigh, which scared me. I opened my eyes and looked at the black cat. I saw a pair of green vertical pupils looking straight at me, and suddenly I got goose bumps all over. The black cat stood up from time to time and looked at me on the windowsill. From time to time, he walked up and down the windowsill with small steps and turned to look at me. And when you look at me, your eyes will become creepy vertical pupils.
I scratched my hair and turned over to hide my panic and anxiety. I stopped looking at the cat. But as soon as I close my eyes, I feel the evil wind pressing on my back like a mountain. I keep telling myself in my heart that cats have nothing to be afraid of. But I still can't help but think of some things I heard before I moved to my new home.
? Do you know the big commercial house with three bedrooms on the first floor, 100 square meters? Do you know why it is so low?
? Why?
? The hanged man in that family, a woman, heard that she was cheated by a man. After divorcing the man, there was nothing, not even a house. She held a grudge and was hanged at home. This is why the house is cheap but nobody buys it. ?
I keep hearing this conversation in my mind, which makes my hair stand on end. It seems that the whole room is full of Yin Qi. I hate in my heart why Marxism is so well studied and feudalism and ghosts should be overthrown, but I never thought I was risking my life.
But later, I still couldn't stand the attack of sleepiness, turned around secretly and saw no black cat by the window. I suddenly felt some comfort in my heart and my fear dissipated a lot. In a daze, I was about to fall asleep again when the cat purred again!
My body trembled again under the covers.
It's always like this after midnight, and meowing always comes as scheduled when I'm about to fall asleep!
After three transgressions of five times, I couldn't sleep again, so I got up and opened my notebook to watch some comedies and stayed up until dawn.
For the next few days, the black cat was like a nightmare. At a party with friends, my friends looked at me and asked me what was wrong. I hesitated and told them everything. My friend warned me seriously.
? You'd better move at once, but where will you live when you move to the house you just bought? Or ask someone familiar with the situation to take a look at it for you. I happened to meet an expert recently. This is his business card. ? My friend took out post-it notes and pens, wrote a name and a string of numbers, and then tore them off and handed them to me.
Then he began to tell me how awesome this master was and what prizes he won in the field of geomantic omen. His mouth was watering.
I took the so-called business card and didn't listen to my friend's long speech. I thought it was sooner rather than later, so I dialed that number.
Soon I got in touch with the master. He was greasy on the head and smoked inferior cigarettes in a suit and slippers, but he was carrying a black plastic bag with compass, gossip and other instruments. In my opinion, he does have some ideas, so he is relieved and feels that hope is coming. I told him in detail about my troubles and the present situation of the house, especially the black cat with green eyes.
The master touched his chin, suddenly his eyes became sharp, and he said simply and directly. Where is the cat? ? I said:? It should be in the community yard. ? Experts say:? Grab me and have a look. ?
So we went to catch cats.
After catching the cat, the master looked at it and said only one sentence.
It's fucking hard to catch.
He asked me for a cloth bag and stuffed the black cat in it. Then look at me and say with a smile:? This black cat is psychic and easily possessed by demons. It would be a disaster to stay here. I guess the devil is probably attached to it. Let me take it back and cut off my demons with some magic. ? Then he took out his mobile phone and seemed to send a short message.
When I saw the cat being caught and heard the expert's professional explanation, I suddenly felt that the whole room was getting warmer, and the sun shone on the bed from the window, so I no longer felt cold and biting.
I thanked him one by one, and gave him some red-haired grandfathers when I sent him. He said with a righteous face. Call me next time! I promise to clean it up for you. ?
Then his mobile phone turned on, and he turned to answer the phone and waved his hand to show that he would not send it.
I vaguely heard what the master said on the phone. It was like saying,
? Well, a black cat with good fur is right, just a black cat with good fur, a pinch of red hair. How much did you pay for it?
I entered the house without thinking much. In a good mood.
Sure enough, without the black cat, the quality of sleep at night improved a lot, and I slept soundly, so good that I didn't seem to wake up again.
A self-report of a black cat
I am a stray black cat. Actually, my breed is black cat. Black and red are mysterious, and red is red. Therefore, the mysterious cat is a psychic civet with red hair and black hair and psychic eyes. So I often see some strange things.
For example, once, I saw a woman hanging herself in a room, but an identical woman floated out of her body. That woman is always floating around the house and can't fly out.
Later, I often climbed to the window of this room to see that woman.
Later, another man came to this room. Seeing that he has been busy for a long time, he should have moved here. He didn't know there was a floating woman in the house.
I found that since the man came, the woman has been floating behind him, and her eyes are cruel. She should want to possess that person and occupy that person's body. Whenever people fall asleep, it is easier to get possessed. So the woman has been waiting, standing by the bed, waiting for him to fall asleep, and then winning it at one fell swoop.
I am a kind and upright black cat, a black cat for social welfare, and a black cat deeply influenced by Lei Feng's spirit. So whenever a new boy is about to fall asleep, I will call him several times to wake him up.
But I saw the woman staring at me with her long tongue, which really scared the cat, and I couldn't help walking around in a panic. Later, I found out that although she was scary, she seemed to have nothing to do with me. She was just a paper tiger.
Two days later, a man with a black plastic bag came, and I was caught by him and taken away. I struggled for a long time, and it was useless to catch him or bite him. Now I find that people are much more terrible than ghosts.
I was sold, changed hands and sold again, and finally got a good master. I am no longer a stray black cat.
Occasionally I think of the new tenant. I don't know about him. Did he wake up the next day?
Black cat's supernatural ghost story III
Li Jiayi * * * has four children, the eldest is her sister, and there are two younger brothers, one is Li Xing, and the youngest is Li Ming.
Today, the Li family held a funeral. Their father died early this morning, and their mother died of illness three years ago. My parents are rich, live in a villa and have a cat.
The old man made a will before he died. He asked the children to sell the house, and then divided it into three parts, one for each person, plus the savings saved by the old couple in this life.
? It's very kind of dad. He knows I'm not rich and I'm poor! Give me some more! ? Li Ming, the youngest brother, complained. He was the only one who kept complaining at today's funeral.
? You unfilial son, can you let dad rest in peace? My sister slapped Li Ming.
? Sister! What are you doing? I am telling the truth. You and your brother-in-law are so rich, of course you don't care! I can hardly eat now, and I'm in debt! ? Li Ming, burying his face, is not afraid of friends and relatives telling jokes loudly.
? Forget it, brother, don't argue with your sister. Let's keep quiet at the funeral. ? Li Xing, the situation is not quite right. He rushed to stop the fight.
It was not until after the funeral that my sister's lawyer came.
? Miss Li, I have finished everything. Your father's house and savings are 3 million here, so according to the doctor's advice, you and your two younger brothers each have 1 million. ? The lawyer handed her a document.
? What? How much is a * *? When Li Ming heard that it was money, he immediately woke up, only one million? Just enough to pay off his debts, he also counted on his father to give him more for his most pitiful reasons, at least to pay off his debts and buy a house to live in. Of course, it would be great to have more money to marry a wife.
? Go, go, go away! ?
? Lawyer, I bought my dad's house, and I will give them the money in the future. ? Sister really misses dad. She wants to leave her father's house and live in it for a while. Her father's cat has not adapted to the death of its owner. In fact, my sister is really not short of money, so she originally planned to give part of her inheritance to her two younger brothers, but after watching Li Ming's love for money just now, Li Ming didn't feel wrong at all. Elder sister changed her mind, and deserved his suffering. When he comes to reason, she will naturally give him money to help him.
? So is this sister. Knowing that you are still in debt, I'm going to marry a wife. You said she was not short of money! Why can't we share it with our brothers? After listening to Li Ming's complaints, Li Xing also felt that her sister had no affection between relatives.
? Yes! Hey, it's really unlucky for us to meet such a big sister in the eighth generation! ?
A few days after the funeral.
? Boy, if you don't pay back the money, it's time to chop your hands! ? In the house rented by Li Ming, several strong men held knives to collect debts from Li Ming.
? Me, me, me? Am I still here? Give me a few more days. I'll ask my sister for money at once! ?
? I'll give you three more days. If you have no money, I'll give you an arm! ? Debt collectors smashed things and doors at Li Ming's house.
? Hey, second brother, please help me, please help me beg my sister! Ask her to give me some money, the debt collector is coming again! ? Li Ming's hand holding the phone has been shaking.
? Don't worry, you come to me first, and we'll go to find my sister together! ?
They went to dad's house, and my sister stayed at dad's house these days and rang the doorbell.
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My sister opened the door and saw two younger brothers standing outside, sweating profusely. I can understand with my feet. It must be Li Ming, a son of a bitch, who has come to collect debts again. From before to now, my sister gave him a lot of money and always hoped that he could change and find a proper job. Who knows, he changed it for two days and then went to the casino. This is disappointing.
Sister walked into the living room and picked up the lazy cat on the sofa.
? Sister, Li Ming will die if he doesn't pay back the money! ? Li Xing said.
? I can't help hearing this. Li Ming, tell me about it. Do you know where you are wrong? Don't talk about me now, just say why mom didn't get it. You didn't forget, did you? You didn't pay and ran away? Those people came to dad's house to ask for money, and mom died of a heart attack! How dare you gamble again? Sister shouted at Li Ming.
? Will you give me the money or not? ? Li Ming gasped and shouted, and Li Xing next to him was startled.
The elder sister didn't answer, stroking the cat on her leg.
Li Ming was forced to hurry, took out a knife hidden at his waist and cut it at his sister.
? I told you not to give me money! I told you not to give me money! I'll chop you to death! ? When Li Ming cut it, blood splashed all over him. The eldest sister on the sofa has long since lost her breath. He was still cutting, watching the body cut into bloody pieces. Li Xing covered her mouth and looked at her crazy brother.
This is Li Ming. He seems to realize what he is doing.
? Me? I killed someone? Second brother? What do you see? Will you call the police? The police will arrest me! I don't want to die? Second brother, he turned and stabbed Li Xing with a knife.
? You forced me! I don't want to kill you either! ? He looked at the chaos in the room.
? Meow, the cat with black eyes and green eyes on the sofa seems to be the only witness present. Its eyes seem to tell Li Ming that I have seen it. You killed your brother and sister, and you can't get away.
Li Ming grabbed the cat like a madman, chopped it alive into several pieces, and then found a black plastic bag and threw it out.
In the evening, Li Ming dragged a sack containing his sister's body. He is going to bury the bodies of her and her second brother in the back garden.
Then take my sister's money to pay off debts, and then go abroad to a city where no one knows him. Again, you forced me to do everything!
In the dead of night, Li Ming always felt that someone around him was watching him, but no one looked back.
? A meow broke the silence of the night. Li Ming turned around and saw his father's cat.
? Ah, Li Ming ran home. Didn't he kill the damn cat? What is that? Other cats? He locked the door and closed the windows of every room for fear that something would enter the house.
? Meow meow is still on the sofa, dad's cat is still sitting on the sofa, green eyes staring at Li Ming, and the cat licks its claws lazily.
It was the next morning when the police came. The newspaper delivery man smelled the smell of decay in the room, and no one answered the door, so he called the police.
When the police pried open the door, several wild cats came out of the room. There is blood everywhere in the room and hundreds of bills everywhere on the ground. A person was cut into several pieces, leaving only some meat remains. It is not clear whether the person lying on the ground is a man or a woman.
A black cat on the sofa licked the red on its mouth, jumped off the sofa lightly and lazily walked out of the villa.
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