Fast and hot jokes! ! Hot! ! Don't be cold! It's the kind that you can't laugh, but you can laugh when you look at it and laugh when you look back.

A man stole a watermelon and sang as he ran: Running with the wind is the direction.

The old lady who planted watermelon cried while chasing: You don't look back when you see my tears.

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, I must be not good enough, so you have to run away.

The thief said as he ran: the acceleration of silence is my step.

The thief was caught, the judge said, what else to say and how many tears to leave?

The thief cried and said, please give me a chance.

The policeman said: This is the best punishment for impulsiveness.

The thief was taken to the police station and released two days later. He said, you are always too soft-hearted.

The thief came to the old lady's window, and the old lady was drinking alone and said, I am drunk and want to find someone to accompany me.

The thief said outside the window, I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.

The old lady opened the curtain and said, there are too many misunderstandings between us!

The thief said: come with me and start at dawn!