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Classic language in magic performance
Hello, I'm Liu Qian!
2. Here comes the point. Look carefully.
As you can see, the next step is to witness the miracle.
This is a souvenir for you.
Let's applaud him/her to encourage him/her.
Some quotations:
(Classic Edition)
1. For a person who performs on the stage, the audience is the most important. Because you stand here, I stand here. Everything I do here is for you. I hope everyone can see my efforts and understand that my efforts are all for your creation and dedication. I hope you will continue to support me and let me continue to perform for you on the stage.
2. In any competition, there will be an element of luck. In fact, this industry is the same as the entertainment industry. This is a spiritual test, depending on whether you can survive it. Many things face many hurdles, depending on whether you can survive. If you survive, you will succeed; If you can't do it, you may disappear. In fact, you just hit the first hurdle in your life today, and there will be many more in the future. Then you have to tell yourself that if you are strong enough to survive, I believe you will have better achievements and development in the future.
Although I want to suppress you, you have to put on a gesture of suppressing me, which is called ambition.
It's not that foreign moons are not round, but that our moons are not square.
5. Fashion shows work attitude, outlook on life and values.
6. Telling jokes is the same as magic. The most important thing is to seize the opportunity. If you do (say) the right thing at the right time, magic will become magical and jokes will become interesting. It usually takes only one or two seconds, and it takes years of experience and precise arrangement to calculate accurately.
After all, these people are a minority, but they always make people angry when they meet. However, we should be more sympathetic, because these people are poor. They can't see their dreams and experience surprises. Maybe they think they are smart, but they have lost something more precious in life. It's hard enough for people to live in this world. I think we need more dreams.
8. Some things must be changed, but it doesn't mean to be changed.
9. If there is a company, if you pay him, he can help you solve all the problems, then there is no problem. Unfortunately, there is no such company. If there is a dictionary, if you have any questions, you can find the answer by turning it over, and there will be no problem. Unfortunately, there is no such dictionary. If a person is in trouble, just talk to him and the problem will be solved. There is no problem at all. I believe there is such a person, but unfortunately I haven't met him yet.
10. There is a kind of person who tells children when they are looking forward to hanging socks at the bedside: Don't be silly. There is no Santa Claus in this world. It's all a lie. There is a kind of person who, when you are absorbed in the story of Avatar, will say beside you: Don't be silly, it's all made of 3d special effects, and the movies are all lies. There is a kind of person who will jump out and say, when you are enjoying the wonderful experience brought by magic, don't be silly. Let me reveal to you that magic is fake.
1 1. (refers to the place where the dream started) 24 cities,120,000 live audience, 30 standing ovations, each time is my brand-new experience and challenge. In these two short hours, all my friends, whether before or after the stage, are like a family. Together, we created precious memories and witnessed the miracle of dreams.
12. As a performer, what can you do for this society or people around you? What is the value of my work? The following message was found in the blog of Shaolin Temple. I dare not say that I changed a person's life or saved his life. As long as I can simply bring happiness to the audience, it is necessary for me to continue to work hard.
13. What impressed me the most was that in the middle of the performance, an actor was hiding in the dark (really "far" and "dark"), and many tentacles on his clothes were wriggling slightly (really "slightly"), which could not be seen without looking carefully. I know very well that to achieve this effect, it is obvious that many complicated and ingenious mechanical devices must be installed in his clothes, which is definitely not a small project. Spent so much time, just for an effect that no one will notice (at least friends in the same trade, no one will notice), embodying details and creating a perfect professionalism (I hate to believe that they have money but no place to spend it).
14. I think this may be human nature. I just want to study clues when I see something I don't understand. Every normal person will do this. This is a normal phenomenon for me. But I believe this phenomenon will gradually disappear, and everyone will gradually get used to watching magic. If you have to crack every trick I perform, it will be very tiring. So far, I have performed more than 1000 kinds of magic. I think to some extent, everyone will be too lazy to understand and just appreciate.
15. (referring to fans) Old friends, I really appreciate your support and love from the past to the present. Without you, Liu Qian would not be here today. All my efforts are to enjoy a better performance. You are the most important person to me. New friends, I also welcome you to join this big family. Thank you very much for your support. I believe that from now on, you will also be my most important good friend.
(humorous version)
1. Customer: This, how is this done?
Moderator: Don't ask him, he won't tell you! Then ask him, and he will tell you in English.
Liu Qian: I can't tell you!
2. Liu Qian: Can you shuffle the cards?
Guest: Yes!
Liu Qian: You don't have to shuffle the cards, just take it.
3. (Spring Festival Evening Studio) After Liu Qian spits out playing cards: In fact, we are doing these boring things every day. ...
4. (Frozen Hands Opening Performance)
Liu Qian: This is a basin of water.
Let's watch together: Yes.
Liu Qian: Now let's see ... (Put your hand in the water)
Everyone held their breath and stared. ...
Liu Qian (reaching out and shaking hands): Don't be nervous ... Wash your hands.
Please smile, I'm kidding!
6. change to another ball? You treat me like a chicken.
7. This is a good egg, and you are a bad egg.
8. Here, I want to say: Happy New Year and Happy Year of the Tiger to all the fans who support me and the audience who love me! I wish you dream of Liu Qian every day!
As for those fans who are not modest and do not support me, there are friends who like to make trouble, maliciously slander and crack magic. They were angry when they saw me: well, ok! I wish you a happy new year, too, and dream of Liu Qian every day! You are welcome!
9. Liu Qian looked at the guest for a few seconds: I believe that after awkward silence, you understand what I mean.
10. Liu Qian: Now, let's ask the guests to draw a card at random. I have a pen here. You can make a mark on the front of the card for others to see, for the audience to see, or for the camera to see, but don't show it to me (and then squat down on the ground).
The guest chose a card, signed it, didn't show it to him, and then handed it to Liu Qian on the back of the card. )
Liu Qian (casually turning the front of the card over and whistling at the place where he just signed it): Well, it's almost finished now ...
Guest (paused): Teacher! You can see the cards by blowing like this!
Liu Qian: Actually, this magic trick has nothing to do with watching cards. ...
1 1. Very skillful. What do you do, kidnapper?
12. You have a rest on the stage and I'll be back in 20 minutes. (Pauses for a few steps) Just kidding ... Come back in 40 minutes.
13. (There is a card on the desk)
Liu Qian: Who knows what kind of card this is?
Everyone: I don't know.
Liu Qian: This is a playing card.
14. Liu Chang: When he (referring to Liu Qian) was seven years old, his aunt took him to the mall, and he suddenly found out that an aunt had Superman …
Degang Guo (interrupting): Aunties are all women.
Liu Qian (Jie Qiang): First a female aunt, then a male uncle!
15. Lu Yu: Have you received any gifts from humble fans? Liu Qian: Yes.
Lu Yu: Is there anything particularly memorable? Liu Qian: Well, as soon as I opened the mailbox, I found a parcel. The package contains chicken soup, which is frozen.
Lu Yu: Where did it come from? Liu Qian: From her home.
Lu Yu: Did you drink it? Liu Qian: If it were you, would you dare to drink it?
Lu Yu: ... Then how do you know it's chicken soup? Liu Qian: There is chicken and water in it. The chicken in the water is chicken soup, right? ...
16. Liu Qian: Don't wash the cards that the magician gave you for too long.
Moderator: Why?
Liu Qian: Because there will be silence. ...
17. Liu Qian: I use this paper towel to clean this plexiglass, like this. Plexiglass will change. Do you know what has changed?
Dong Qing: No idea.
Liu Qian: It will be very clean.
18. Dear folks, brothers and sisters, big friends, children, new friends, old friends, boyfriends, girl friends, and good friends from all walks of life.
19. Someone looked frightened at the place, as if I was as confused as the white-eyed idiot who borrowed a cigarette from Kuusla, a fire-breathing man. To everyone's horror, Kuusla stayed for a few seconds and began to giggle, then said, OK, hehehe.
20. (Feeling after liking ice cream) Until last month, I always thought that Williza river noodles were God's best gift to mankind. But on that day, that sacred and unforgettable night, I finally realized what a spiritual touch is. In the past, I thought that a rich life completely collapsed at this moment, and a new life was born. When I am frustrated and busy, it always accompanies me. No matter how hard I try, as long as I think of such delicious food around me, I feel refreshed and thoroughly remoulded, just like a fully charged battery, with endless motivation and radiant face. After every entrance, it always makes my heart scream with ecstasy, and at the same time I feel the great arrangement of the creator. How can I enjoy such a wonderful experience?
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