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What sword is the sharpest?
At the dawn of an ancient day, when the sky was black and white, my hands slowly raised. The hilt in his hand is a part of it, but it is not only the body of the hilt, but also a faint muffled sword shadow on the north wall. The sword shadow only lasts for a moment, and then disappears in the future until dusk. At the moment when day and night alternate, the wandering sword shadow reappears. The trunk raised its hands and drew a beautiful arc, waving a tall pine tree. "Crash", there was a slight vibration in my ear, but it could not be changed. But not long after, Mao Cuisong covered a gentle south wind and fell into a long, flat convex ring, symbolizing the passage of time. The darker the sky, the sword, the invisible, the silent dusk, the silence between heaven and earth. This invisible sword is a shadow in Liezi Tang Wen, a sword hidden by Guo Wei in the Spring and Autumn Annals, which was listed as a shadow in Shang Dynasty. This is an elegant shadow sword.
Shock maser index: 7
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9 th chunjun
In the spring and autumn, in the afternoon of Korea and Japan, after several years of hard work, I finally defeated Gou Jian, the king of Wu Yue, and woke up in a sweet afternoon. I feel very comfortable. Drink a pot of tea, a good Longjing Xinwen, and happily send someone to find someone. This person is Xie. At this time, Qin is traveling around the world. Although young, Xie Changting was moved, and was called the best fencing master in the world. Soon after, delicate and gentle Xie arrived at the scene. After some pleasantries, they came to the wide outdoor terrace. Gou Jian, King of Yue, loves swords. He went to the terraced fields a few feet, with relaxed momentum and abundant light. Sword dancing was a special visual journey. Xie looked around. I think this young man is young, but he has countless swords and it is difficult to get into his things, so Guo Taiming let his men get two swords that are quite proud: millimeter Cao and Jueque. Unexpectedly, Xie took a cursory look and just said, "Both swords have shortcomings and distracted attention, and the texture of the que que is getting thicker and thicker, so it can't be regarded as a sword." Then, he yawned lazily in the warm sunshine. Guo taiming was surprised and humiliated. He thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, gave a kiss and slapped several times. After a while, the waiter led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. Xie was amused and asked, "What sword is Wang carrying?" Grateful attitude, a trace of unhappiness, he grumpily spit out a sentence: "pure." Only heard a "crash", Xie Zuo, fell on his back, and Jin Chai, who was wearing a hairstyle, fell to the ground, her hair fell freely, and her face suddenly froze and glazed. At the moment of the dragon, I suddenly woke up. I saw him tiptoe down the steps, came to the sword, bowed deeply, then adjusted his clothes and took the sword from the waiter. It looks awesome. After careful weighing several times, the dagger was slowly drawn. I saw a group of glorious hibiscus flowers like grace period and cold, and came to a profound operation. The stars are shining, the blade and the sun are carved on the hilt calmly, soothingly and seamlessly, just like an overflowing pond, and the blade with a little knowledge stands tall on the cliff ... After a long time, Xie Changting asked in a trembling voice: "Is this Tsunku?" ! Guo Taiming nodded: "Yes," he said proudly. "Some people use thousands of horses, agriculture, countryside and farmers to enrich the exchanges between the two cities. What do you think? " Xie quickly said, "This is impossible to change. "Gou Jian frowned and asked," Why are you being reasonable? " Xie said loudly and excitedly, "Because this is the heavenly sword, the Millennium gold has cast the red tin of the pansy mountain, and the river has dried up. Going out, the copper sword thunders while the iron is hot, the rain pours on your mother, and the dragon holds the stove, which is a carbon paradise. After Ou Yezi, a master who devoted himself to casting swords for ten years in Zhiming, ordered the sword and the gods to be ground into swords, the gods and the red three colors died as before. If your river waves rise again, Ou Yezi has the right to die of exhaustion. This sword has become a swan song, and the horse is pale ... Gou Jian nodded with satisfaction: "This is the right fortress, no matter it is priceless, I will cherish it forever." . "This story appears in the book. A pure warrior is a noble sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 7.5
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When the eighth small intestine flew into the hall like an eagle, it took Zhu Yingtai to cook roasted plums himself. The sun is shining in the sky, and the eagle flies in front of it. In the pavilion between the soldiers, Zhu made steady progress. Yunying has been stunned, walking imposing manner. Liao Wang was attracted by the smell of Zhu Rong food, raised his nose and bowed forward, but he only saw the food, not Zhu Rong. That dish is called "Braised Plum Blossoms in Braised Soup", "Plum Blossoms in Winter" and "Silver Carp in Taihu Lake", which only appears in summer and is roasted in winter, with silver carp with branches in the lake. The eagle has seen the outline of the hall, and the sky suddenly darkens. Zhuan Zhu has arrived in front of the chef in Liao Wang, but the light in the hall is still on. Clouds are rolling in the sky and eagles are spreading their wings. Liao Wang swallowed and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu broke his grip on the fish. With the thunderous sound, the eagle hit the nearby hall in the air. Liao Wang suddenly felt a cold murderous look coming out of the fish's stomach, and he was shocked. The assassin was unsheathed (fish belly). It snuggled up to Zhuzhu's hand, fast-forwarded, stopped two well-trained iron brothers from crossing in front, pulled out the assassin from the gap, and still rushed forward. The first three pieces of cassock armor. The first layer penetrates, the second layer penetrates and the third layer penetrates. The assassin found himself a broken arrow. Broken arrow, but murderous. The assassin is still far ahead. When the eagle shattered the hall, the assassin also pushed Liao Wang's heart. Eagles whistle when they achieve injury reduction. The paraplegic assassin gradually weakened Liao Wang's silent hum. The rain of the sword turned to Zhu and threw himself on the ground, facing the land with his last strength and smiling lonely. Zhu Zhu's husband ... The eagle stabbed Liao Wang and hit the house ... See Sima Qian's Historical Records Historian. An assassin is an absolutely brave sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 8
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Section 7 6 Ganjiang Mo Xie
Captain and Mo Xie are two swords, but no one can separate them. Captain and Mo Xie are two people. Similarly, he (she) can be separated, no one. Two swords of Ganjiang, Mo Xie, Ganjiang and Mo Xie. Gan, yes, a female swordsman. Forrest Gump is her husband and wife Mo Xie. He is diligent and Mo Xie is gentle. Wang Shuangjian's lieutenant Mo Xie encouraged the lieutenant to wipe the water. Three months later, Forrest Gump sighed. Mo Xie also shed tears. Mo Xie knew why the lieutenant sighed, because the hardware collected in the furnace and the refined iron of Tieshan did not melt, so the sword could not be cast. Gan also knows why he shed tears, because the king himself will be killed if he fails to cast a sword. Gump was still sighing. One night, Mo Xie suddenly smiled. Seeing the smile, he suddenly became afraid of Gan, and who knows why. Veteran Mo Xie said, Mo Xie, don't do this. Mo Xie said nothing, but she just smiled. When Forrest Gump woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not around. He knows Mo Xie very well. Mo Xie Jian stood on the high furnace wall, and her skirt fluttered like a fairy tale. At dawn, Mo Xie saw the lieutenant's figure running from a distance. She smiled, she heard a hoarse cry, Mo Xie ... Mo Xie still smiled, but tears also flowed down. Gan also shed tears. When he saw Mo Xie's tears vaguely floating in the air, he heard Mo Xie finally say to him: Ganjiang, I didn't, we will be together ... The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast. A man and a woman, named Gan Wuqiong, only dedicated the "Ganjiang" to the king. Ganzang's news of "Mo Xie" will soon be called the king, a general surrounded by warriors, and he will easily yield. He opened the sword box and asked in despair, Mo Xie, can we be together? The sword suddenly jumped out of the tray and turned into a gorgeous white dragon, flying far away, and the general suddenly disappeared without a trace. Now that the lieutenant has disappeared, so has the sword on the king's side. Thousands of miles away, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a desolate poverty-stricken county and a big lake called Jinyanping. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, calling for the wind and rain for the people. The desolation is fading away. The county has a pleasant climate and abundant crops. The name of the county has also changed the urban poor in Fengcheng. However, locals often find that it is like something is waiting in Yanping Lake in Bailong Town almost every day, and tears often come to eyes when they see it. Six hundred years have passed. Fengcheng County ordered Lei Huan to build the city wall. By chance, I dug it out and got up from the ground to carry these stone boxes with a long history. One of them has the inscription "Ganjiang" on it, and Lei Huan is nearby. One day, Lake Lei Huanchun passed through Yanping. As early as when sabre suddenly jumped out of its sheath, Lei Huan and Shuiji were amazed. The jumping black Ssangyong decided to nod and thank Leihuan. Then, the necks of the two dragons are intimately intertwined and they can't see each other. People who lived in Fengcheng county for generations found that they looked at the lake in Yanping with tears every day, saying that the white dragon that existed for more than 600 years suddenly disappeared. The next day, an ordinary couple moved to the county. The husband is an excellent blacksmith, and his craft is very skilled, but he only earned some money by careful forging and built an ordinary farm tool. His daughter refused the benefits of weapons. In his works, his little wife is always around, and the water he incited is wiped clean. Captain, the sword of Mo Xie won deep affection.
8.5 output index of shock blaster:
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Long Yuan, the fifth star.
Legend has it that this sword was cast by two swordsmen, Ou Yezi and Ganjiang. Ou Yezi and the general cast swords, chiseled through the mountain wall, and let out the streams in the mountain, which led to a sword fight in the furnace and a seven-ring swimming pool named "Seven". Behind the sword, looking at the front of the sword is like climbing a mountain, looking at the abyss, ethereal and deep, if there is a dragon lying down. The name is "Long Yuan". Although he is skilled in casting swords, his real name is an ordinary fisherman: the fisherman because he is unknown. Wu Shuo, a traitor and a victim of exile, chased the soldiers and horses out of the pot all the way. The road he didn't choose that day was short, so he fled to the Yangtze River and saw the vast river waves. Before the flood, there was resistance, and after the flood, there were pursuers. When Mr. Wu was anxious, he found that the upstream was rapidly approaching the boat, and the fishermen kept calling him aboard. The boat soon disappeared in the reeds, and the pursuers on the shore left angrily. The fisherman put Wu on the shore and brought food and wine for dinner. Thank you, Wu, for asking the fisherman's name. The fisherman smiled, told his story, what was the purpose of this name, and only said, "Fishing. Then he turned around and came back doubtfully. The sword around his waist was taken from his ancestor, the Seven-Star Dragon Garden. He wanted to donate money to thank the father of the priceless swordfish wife, instead of entrusting fishermen to reveal their whereabouts. The father of the fisherman's wife spent seven dragons' swords and sighed to Wu Shuo: I came to save you only because you are loyal to your country and can't repay you. Now, you still suspect that I am greedy for profits and faithless, so you have to show this noble sword. So, horizontal sword commit suicide. Wu was sad and regretted inexplicably. This story appeared in Wu Yue Chun Qiu. The seven-star dragon sword is a noble belief.
Shock wave lasing index: 8.8
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The fourth army of Tayachu capital was besieged for three years. The Jin army attacked Chu, and Chu hoped to suppress a national treasure: his tooth sword. The man said that Ou Yezi, the Taya Sword, and the general were jointly cast by two swordsmen. However, the two masters don't think so. They say that the feudal sword of Taya Sword has a long history, but it is invisible, and the sword of firm but gentle has already existed between heaven and earth. Only when the opportunity is combined, when the weather, place and people return, the sword will become. Gold is the most powerful. Of course, Wang thinks he is the most qualified person to get this sword, but this is not the case. This sword is a forged Chu sword, and the seal of the knife is really natural in an instant. A word "Taya" means Europe, too, the general said. The king must have swallowed his pride and asked the sword king, who refused. When the King of Qi sent troops to attack Chu, he had the opportunity to destroy Chu in the name of a sword. The disparity in strength led to the rapid decline of Chu, and there were three-year storms around most provincial capitals. The town is running out of forage and the soldiers are dying. On this day, the golden messenger issued an ultimatum: if we don't draw our swords, we will seize the city tomorrow when it is reconciled! Chu is unyielding and tells himself to kiss the enemies on the surrounding walls tomorrow. If the city is broken, he will draw his sword and kill himself, then leave it behind and ride to the Great Lakes. This sword will go into the lake, leaving Wang Jianyong of Thailand in Chu. The next day, at dawn, the king boarded the city wall, while Ma Bingyun saw Liu Jinguo outside, like the sea? Have your own capital boat, always talk about danger. Liu Jinguo military forces began to attack the city, and the city was quickly breached. Chu held the sword in both hands and sighed: his tooth sword, his tooth sword, today, I will give my blood for you! So the sword is drawn and the rapier loom commands the enemy. An incredible miracle happened: I saw a group of majestic shock waves lashing out, and suddenly sand flew all over the sky. It was like a roaring beast, Liu Jinguo and Ma Bing. A moment later, the flag servant bled for thousands of miles, and the whole army was wiped out. .......................... came. Wang summoned the clever junior Feng Hu and asked, "Why is there such a Tayajian Viagra?" Wind beard said to him, Wei Lu, the sword is a sword in Tai Po, and Viagra is the real heart of prestige. Wang's unyielding adversity is the heart of prestige, and the heart of the king inspires the sword of Thailand. Wei Dao Tai An Jian is a sword in Reading.
Shock maser index: 9.3
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In the Qin dynasty, there were such infertile people, all of whom were their problem youths. He is lazy and never gives up the family farm. He often drinks wine with mud. He is lustful and sees beautiful girls with heavy legs. He is rude and careless to the officials in China. Most exasperating of all, he is a white lie, boasting. He often lets people see 72-year-old Moore on his left leg, but he doesn't say. It is said that he is a dermatologist and a photographer. He often looks down at Xianyang and shakes his head and sighs: Alas, so is the birth of a real man! His lies are getting more and more outrageous. He didn't know where he got a rusty iron bar and told the villagers that it was a fairy tale, the so-called "Chi Xiao". He regards it as a treasure, and the "sword" never leaves his body on sunny days. He also said that he was not alone, but a red dragon in the sky. His cows are getting bigger and bigger. He said that he knew the emperor very early, and the emperor was a white dragon. He said that his emperor must be replaced because he is a red dragon with higher mana. He also said that he knew that the emperor's vitality had turned into a white snake, and recently he swam near Fengxize. He said he would cut off the white snake, and he gestured with an iron bar in his mouth. People took his words as a joke and lied, but no one believed him. However, in one night, everything changed. That night, dozens of young apprentices from various towns and villages went to work in the county, especially young people, but instead of working, he came to join in the fun. He took out a hip flask and walked forward. Strange to say, these people will stay together when they get to Feng. Recently, they went to the county as apprentices, and their jobs often disappeared near Fengxize for no reason. Therefore, to be on the safe side, we sent an agile person to inquire about the situation of young people. After a while, the spies turned pale and fled back. He said that he walked to the front of the road with a faint fishy smell, then climbed a big tree and looked around and saw a huge and fierce white snake passing through the middle of the road. The crowd was stunned and could not move forward. At this time, the young man stepped forward to separate. He said the white snake was waiting for him, and he was going to cut it. He said that when he took out an iron bar, he stumbled as if he had drunk all the way, and now he was drunk. People looked at his crooked back, and I said to myself: This silly boy ... one night passed, and everyone who didn't come back knew that he must have become a snake meal. Clear up the misunderstanding and let's move on. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. Suddenly, they saw a huge white snake, cut it in half and threw it on the side of the road. A few years later, people found the young man asleep, lying on the side of the road, his body covered with the top gas cloud, and the cloud red dragon was flying lazily. The iron in the hand is gone, but it is decorated with colored beads. The cold light of Jiuhuashan jade is threatening, like a frost sword with two body seals engraved on it: Chi Xiaojian. At this moment, people believe that what young people say is true. The youth is Liu. This sword was cut by a snake, and it is the sword of Chixiao Uprising. The small taiji sword is kendo.
Shock maser index: 9.7.
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second
Zhan Lu Zhan Lu is a sword and an eye. Zhan Lu: Zhan Zhan is black. This is a dead body without a trace at all. People with black swords don't think it is sharp, but it is generous and kind. Just like God's deep eyes, penetrating black eyes, watching every move of kings and princes. Military tactics, the sword is on the side, the country is rich and the people are strong. The army can't abandon this ruined country. Hardware Britain, Sun Jing, trance, take Viagra. I can't help Ou Yezi to cast a sword, and Jianlaila doesn't ask, because he has finally fulfilled his lifelong dream: to conquer without throwing any killing weapons. The so-called benevolent is invincible. Zhanlujian is a kind of sword kernel.
Shock maser index: 10
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The first Xuanyuan arrow
First look at the bronze in the mountains, which was cast by the Yellow Emperor, and then turn to jade. Carve one side of the moon star and one side of the mountain vegetation. In terms of hilt culture, book technology and animal husbandry, one book dominates the world. Xuanyuanjian! What can we say about such a sword? Huang Diyu! There are two people here. What can we say? Courage, wisdom and love ... boil down to two words: holy road. Xuanyuan is a sacred word-imperial sword.
Shock wave lasing index: infinity.
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