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Yoga Lin's "lying" gives me the feeling that there are three voices. Who can explain?

The story is about a couple who have broken up for a long time. One day, a girl suddenly invited a boy out for dinner. In fact, the purpose was to send a wedding invitation and tell the boy: I'm getting married! The two made an appointment in the old place where they used to date-a restaurant. As soon as they sat down, they began to greet each other. The boys then began to defend their self-esteem. Obviously, they had mixed feelings and were sad and helpless, but no, another cup also had self-esteem!

1. I've had a few good dates (in fact, I haven't been in love with anyone since I broke up, because you're the only one in my heart)

Speaking of it, I'm not lonely (in fact, I've been living alone)

Maybe I'm a slut (in fact, I'm not romantic at all)

I make people uneasy, and I'll end up dead (I haven't started with anyone at all, so where did I come from? )

Paragraph analysis: In the first part, the table began to greet, mainly because the ex-girlfriend covered up her loneliness after breaking up and faked the facts, with the intention of making her think that she had a very happy life, but after all, there were no such things, and there was only one ex in her heart, and it was impossible to have anything with anyone later. However, the ex-girlfriend questioned why she was so charming, but now she is single and thinks that the hero is lying.

2. I don't have any shadow, evil influence (actually, breaking up with you is quite a psychological blow to me)

Don't take it to heart (live a good life with your current job, and I will bear the pain myself)

I'm not fragile (actually, I'm a human being, and I'm extremely fragile)

What's more, it's not an injury (it's not only an injury, It's still an injury that I'll never heal)

Anyway, love is always like this (in fact, I can't get over it at all)

Paragraph analysis: In the second part, the hero wants his ex-girlfriend to feel that he has a good psychological endurance. It's not worth letting himself get involved in the original breakup, pretending that he has been ups and downs in the emotional world for so many years and has long seen through this thing. In fact, the hero couldn't understand it at all, and he was badly hurt in his heart.

3. I didn't lie (everything I just said was false)

Why should I lie (I have to lie for my self-esteem)

You know me (you used to know me well)

I never pretended to you (I didn't, But now I have to pretend)

I'm not lying (I'm really lying)

Please don't think how unforgettable you are (I still can't forget you after breaking up for so long)

Laughing is really not that I'm trying to be brave (I'm trying to smile now)

Paragraph analysis: In the third part, the actor's predecessor suspected that he was lying according to his original understanding, but the actor tried to hide it. But after all, he was lying, and the feelings in the hero's heart could not be concealed, and gradually began to show up outside.

4. I haven't been to this restaurant for a long time (in fact, I often come here to look for our original memories)

I didn't expect to have changed the decoration (I often come here, would I not know? )

The window in the corner (the fixed position when we first dated)

I can smell the fragrance of roses (roses are the witness of our love in those days)

What you said was somewhat impressive (in fact, you don't need to remind me, and I will always remember it clearly)

Paragraph analysis: In the fourth part, the hero and heroine talked about this restaurant where they used to date. In order to hide himself, the hero deliberately lied to his predecessor that he had come from. I haven't even been to this restaurant. This is not what it was, and at the same time, it alludes to the relationship between myself and my predecessor. The heroine mentioned that there was a strong rose fragrance in the position where she used to sit when she was dating, and the hero conveniently took the topic and said that she didn't remember it. Now it has been mentioned, as if she still has some impression, and her feelings about this restaurant are just like those of her predecessor, which has been forgotten.

5. I didn't lie (everything I just said was false)

Why should I lie (I have to lie for my self-esteem)

You know (you really knew me at the beginning)

One of my shortcomings is my forgetfulness (I do forget, but how can I forget all the memories about us? )

I'm not lying (I'm really lying)

I really appreciate the company tonight (thank you for your pity for a lonely person like me)

But I'm not used to it (it's not the original relationship, and now it's like I'm going to stop breathing)

Paragraph analysis: In the fifth part, the heroine has begun to expose all the lies of the hero, and the hero takes ". The hero is already lying to himself, and then he thinks that he is single and lonely now, but his ex-girlfriend is about to enter the marriage hall. Tonight, she clearly came to send wedding invitations, but for her own self-esteem, she described it as coming to accompany her to dinner, but her inner feelings could not be suppressed, and she even made some gaffes. She could only add, "People who see through feelings and play with love like me are not used to it in this atmosphere tonight, so they look a little sad." Fortunately, the hero didn't say that he was suddenly ill before he looked uncomfortable ...

6. I didn't lie (what I just said was all false)

Why should I lie (I have to lie for my self-esteem)

What will happen if I don't love someone enough (of course, it will make me feel depressed and depressed)

Don't say that I lie. Let me pretend to be happy once, too.)

Life has been so hard (the pain of losing you makes me breathless)

Don't expose some things (I just can't forget you, I was lying just now)

Paragraph analysis: In the sixth part, the heroine saw the hero was very upset, and asked him if he was deeply hit because he couldn't stay with himself in the end. The hero's dead duck stubbornly asked the heroine how much she would be hurt by breaking up, and she was not affected at all. At this time, the feelings in the hero's heart were already revealed, and both of them were tacit. The hero saw that his mask was gradually removed, and even some begged the heroine not to continue talking, admitting that the breakup had hit her hard, and her life was decadent, plus her and her friends repeatedly failed in starting a business. Let yourself simply lose the pursuit of life, and think that the heroine's current situation is a heaven and an underground with herself, so she, a happy person, should stop stabbing his last dignity as a failed person.

7. I didn't lie (all I just said was false)

I lied about love (either love or I was lying)

It brought you to tell me that what I longed for might have hope (I thought you could get back together by asking me out today, but I didn't expect you to send me an invitation and invite me to your wedding party)

Paragraph analysis: But the hero is still there. And said that I thought the heroine came here tonight to give him another chance to get back together, but she didn't expect it at all. Not only that, but her predecessor sent invitations, and she was going to be someone else's bride! How can I forget the happiness I had with her? Now, I have to watch her become someone else's wife, and the hero will even misunderstand that she is here to show off tonight!

8. I didn't lie (what I just said was all false)

I wish you a happy bride (how can I be happy when you are someone else's bride? I wish you were my bride! )

Please forget all my worries (in fact, I still hope you can remember me, after all, love is selfish, even though you are going to be someone else's bride)

Paragraph analysis: The plot is over, the hero has completely collapsed, and the loneliness he has been waiting for his predecessor after breaking up has come to nothing. Now, instead, his predecessor is getting married. What can he give him except his blessing? I had to let the heroine forget her joke, but who knows her future?