Are you a student?

No, I sent you a joke to make you happy, and then you adopted it, girl. A confessor came to the church and said to the priest, "Father, I was wrong."

Father: "As long as you admit your mistake, the Lord will certainly forgive you."

Confessor: "I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you."

Father: "No! Don't give it to me, return it to the owner. "

Confessor: "I asked him, but he didn't want it."

Father: "Then you can take it!" " "

When the priest got off work, he found his bike missing.