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Is there a shortest joke?
Xiaoming: I failed the arithmetic exam today.
Dad: Why?
Xiaoming: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6.
Dad: That's right!
Xiaoming: The teacher asked me again how much 3X2 equals.
Dad: What's the fucking difference?
Xiao Ming: That's what I said.
Outside, be a man. At home, men are big tofu!
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People are not afraid of death, what they fear most is that they don't know how to live!
Surprise him! Hit him from behind!
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