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There are many interesting compositions in our class.

1 There are many interesting things in class.

Students, there are many ridiculous things in the world. Yesterday afternoon, a hilarious thing happened in our class!

Hu Siyuan in our class often peels steamed bread when eating. As a result, his life teacher saw him and criticized him, but Hu Siyuan also argued irrationally: "Then I won't eat steamed buns at home, and my mother won't let me eat them, saying that steamed buns are not delicious, and I have formed a habit!" The teacher was very angry and came to our head teacher, Miss Zhao. Miss Zhao just smiled and Hu Siyuan thought it was all over. But he never expected that in the last class in the afternoon, the teacher told the students about it, and even exaggerated: "Hu Siyuan has money at home, and it takes ten minutes for others to eat noodles, and it takes one hundred minutes for Hu Siyuan to eat noodles. Only in this way can you show your nobility and uniqueness. " Hearing these words, the students laughed one by one, only to see Hu Siyuan flushed with shame. If there is a crack, he will definitely go in without hesitation. At this moment, Zhao, a classmate in front of him, seems to be lost in thought, as if thinking that he is holding a bowl of noodles one by one, only to hear a bang. Zhao lay on his back on his desk, and the students leaned forward with a smile. Look! Emperor Li Han smiled to reveal two front teeth; Sun Yibo laughed straight chop feet; Chen smiled and only clapped his hands; Some girls want to laugh, but for their own manners, they smile while covering their mouths. Zhao, who is usually so accommodating, is really in distress situation now.

This incident reminds me of a poem: "Who knows that Chinese food is difficult?" We must understand: we must not waste food. It is very hard for farmers to grow food. Also let us know: when you laugh at others, don't get carried away, or you will become the object of ridicule by your classmates.

There are many interesting things in the class.

Just a classmate and teenager, in the prime of life. Yes, you see, in our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "veterans" appeared on Friday, almost comparable to the previous "criticism meeting".

Let me tell you something interesting about our class! Today is Friday, there is only one class, and school ends at half past three. Look at the excitement of those "chaotic elements", which can almost shatter the earth. At the beginning of Chinese class, I picked up the book and read it carefully. "Haw, haw, Mulan is weaving at home ..." "Comrade McDull" seems to particularly like this opening, repeating it over and over again. "Ah! Why not innovate today? There is no creativity at all. " This sentence can ignite the passion of Comrade McDull. "Haw haw, Mulan eats melon seeds. I didn't smell the shell vomiting, I only smelled vomiting. " Said with a pose, "why pinch? -melon seeds are poisonous! " "Let me smell your melon seeds and find that they are full of mice ..." The band improvised and the singing atmosphere reached its climax. "Ah! That's more like it? Hey-why are these children so excited today? "

I didn't hear Mulan's sigh this time, but I heard the teacher's sigh.

There are many interesting things in our class.

Talking about interesting things in our class is very interesting. There are many kinds. The stream is endless. There are things caused by poems written by Xiaoming, a "funny poet". The bragging story of Xiao Fang in Niu Xian. The gossip of Xiao Zhi, the "gossip king". The joke of "Joker King" Xiao Xin.

On this day, as usual, we all got together to listen to Xiao Zhi's gossip. "Recently, XX and XX have been having an affair again, and ..." Before he finished, our "interesting poet" spoke first. "Yo yo-this classmate gossiped, and all the students laughed. There wasn't so much gossip. I'm afraid he was lying to everyone." "I tell you, I tell you, what do you want?" Xiaozhi gritted his teeth. "You talk again, I'll talk again, and the students will judge ..." "Stop it, everyone saw it", and during the quarrel, "King Joke" attracted everyone's vision and hearing on the rostrum. Everyone knows that this "joke king" tells one or two jokes every day, and it will start today. "Today's first joke is called' the reason for longevity'. A reporter interviewed an old man who is over 9 years old.

The reporter asked,' Grandpa, what is the reason for your longevity?'

The old man replied, "Because I never drink. Smoking. "

At this time, there was a sound of throwing things from next door.

The reporter asked,' Grandpa, what's the matter?'

The old man replied, "My father is an alcoholic. He drinks every day, and if he doesn't drink, he curses. Throw something away. "

"Ha ha, …" The students all laughed. "Stop" is the voice of "Niu Xian" Xiao Fang. "What is this? I'll tell you ... ""But ... "Before he finished, everyone went back to their seats and waited for class.

Look! This is the interesting thing in our class, it's really interesting!

There are many interesting things in the class.

Just a classmate and teenager, in the prime of life. Yes, you see, in our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "veterans" appeared on Friday, almost comparable to the previous "criticism meeting". Let me tell you something interesting about our class!

Today is Friday, there is only one class, and school ends at half past three. Look at the excitement of those "chaotic elements", which can almost shatter the earth. At the beginning of Chinese class, I picked up the book and read it carefully. "Haw, haw, Mulan is weaving at home ..." "Comrade McDull" seems to particularly like this opening, repeating it over and over again. "Ah! Why not innovate today? There is no creativity at all. " This sentence can ignite the passion of Comrade McDull. "Haw haw, Mulan eats melon seeds. I didn't smell the shell vomiting, I only smelled vomiting. " Said with a pose, "why pinch? -melon seeds are poisonous! " "Let me smell your melon seeds and find that they are full of mice ..." The band improvised and the singing atmosphere reached its climax. "Ah! That's more like it? Hey-why are these children so excited today? " I didn't hear Mulan's sigh this time, but I heard the teacher's sigh.

Physical education class, after two laps. ...

Music class! Our world! Go-

"When! Brake! " The head teacher takes the lead and is the first to break through the defensive line and shoot!

"Classmates, the monthly exam is coming next week, so we should hurry up. I will take a moment to comment on your ten questions. Any objections? " Everyone knows what will happen if you object, so no one dares to speak. The teacher began to talk about the Tao Te Ching, but she couldn't listen any longer. Finally finished, but fortunately it didn't take long. I was about to rush to the music room when I was stopped. "It's too late, in the classroom. So-and-so, you go to the music teacher and ask her to come down to class. " "Ah ..." Interest is gone. So-and-so ran back like lightning and reported that "the music teacher is not here." "Ah ah ah!" Our hopes are being swallowed up little by little. "Well, what about the intern teacher?" Our hopes were rekindled. "Yes, let's go to the intern teacher." Unexpectedly, the intern teacher is not here either. We must do our math homework. At the end of the class, the division operation of algebraic expressions just put into my head was driven away by the music teacher's sudden braking. "Rare guests, rare guests." Xie took the lead in applauding. The music teacher arched his hands. "Ashamed! Shame! There are some things in our university, so we are here now. " Just finished this sentence, class is over. Teacher, just because you come now doesn't mean. ...

After class, two blackboards were hung with red scarves, and the words "Lost and Found" were written on the blackboards. ...

In the history class, when introducing Jingdezhen porcelain, the teacher talked about the official kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty unearthed in Chengdu, Sichuan. She told us that the magnetic peak of the kiln in Pengzhou surprised us. Suddenly there was a loud noise and the whole class laughed.

I started surfing the Internet as soon as I had a computer class. ...

This Friday is really strange, but I think it's funny.

Happy, happy, another week has passed!

There are many interesting things in the class.

"Look at the trick" Deng Shuang, regardless of whether others can afford his nine-yin "chicken" bone claws, is a "fierce scratch" at the other party (in fact, it is neither painful nor itchy). "Oh, Master Deng forgave me!" Wang Tao was caught "kneeling for mercy" from Deng Shuang. "Hum ha ha. Hurry and change to the next goal. " After singing, he set this goal on Wang Zhen. Accompanied by "hem and haw, hey, use chicken bone claws!" This lyric poem, Wang Zhen was hugged by Deng Shuang's hands. "touch." Deng Shuang was hit hard on the head. Looking back with resentment, he wanted to see who dared to treat himself like this ("violent man"), but when he saw it, he immediately changed his expression and became surprised-it turned out to be Teacher Fan. "Your ears got Michael! I called twice in class, and you are still making trouble. Standing on the podium! " Teacher Fan's criticism made me stamp my feet with anger. In fact, Deng Shuang can't be blamed. Since the class was changed to music that day, many students have not adapted. However, Deng Shuang did not give in. Standing on the podium, he also published his "excellent works" from time to time. Plus those funny moves, we laughed our heads off. Example: Brother Deng Dashuai, who finds me attractive, will have the same fate today. Beauty is unlucky since ancient times. Unexpectedly, in today's society, the handsome guy is the first to "wash white"; I was born useless, and I died when I was useful. There are countless funny sentences like that.

"I don't want, I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, there will be no fairy tales in the world. I don't want to ... "As soon as the people in the class heard the sound of" killing sows ",they knew which one was" noisy ". "Wanda beauty, stop singing. My ears are going to be deaf by your "voice of nature"! " I complained to Wang Yue. "Thank you for your compliment!" She gave me a beautiful answer. Oh, my God. Does she not understand what I mean? I'm going to collapse! "Stop the pig barking!" It seems that Wei Xin can't stand it. "Ugly people make a lot of noise!" "What are you talking about?" Wang Yue said while "attacking" Wei Xin's position. Wei Xin saw that the situation was not good, and quickly "kowtowed to admit his mistake": "Oh, nothing ... nothing." It seems that he also knows that "Little Spice Girl" Wang Yue is not easy to mess with. However, Wang won't spare him because of his "nothing". She kept cursing Wei. "It's not your fault that the female orangutan is ugly. However, it's all your fault. You came out to scare us kind little MM! " Hearing Wang Yue scold himself as a female orangutan, Wei Xin was very unhappy. But what can he do? No matter who faces this glib Wang Yue, there is nothing he can do.

The above are two episodes of Class Two, Grade Six. Do you want to know other interesting things? Looking forward to my next submission!