Tell an interesting joke,

It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave work after work.

8. My roommate looked out of the dormitory window and asked me if it was windy and rainy in such a cold day. It's too painful. Are we still going to class? I said: what is the pain in this storm? Dry your tears. Don't be afraid. At least we still have dreams. My roommate was very moved: Yes, we still had dreams, so we fell asleep again.

9. Girls nowadays are too reserved. As soon as I sat down, she began to strike up a conversation and asked for my number before I finished three sentences. I am not such a casual person, of course not, so I was kicked out of the mobile business hall.

10, I have a female classmate, all kinds of unpredictable people. One day in the street, her boyfriend broke up with her. She said sadly, "Can you give me one last hug?" Just as her boyfriend hugged her, she shouted, "indecent assault!" " "Then his boyfriend was brutally beaten!

1 1. Many people don't like the nine-to-five life and then start their own businesses. In the end, his life became five to nine.

12, money is really harmful. From the contradiction between people to the war between countries, it's all about money. Money can push people to the top of the public eye, and it can also make people instantly become prisoners. However, the rich don't realize that it's meaningless to earn more when the money can't be spent all your life. It is better to fulfill some social responsibilities as soon as possible and donate peace and happiness to those in need. When can the rich people who see this donate some to me?

13, I saw a good famous saying: we can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.

14, sleeping at night, touching my wife's chest, can't help but sigh: wife, the child is older, I am old, and you are still like 1899. The wife was overjoyed: so tender? Me: So small ...

15, lying in bed with my wife at night, my wife looked at the previous photos and asked me, honey, do you think I look good in person or the photos look good? I looked at my wife's face and said, let's turn off the lights.

16, I: Wife, do you know? Steamed bread is also Chinese medicine. Wife: Oh? What disease does it treat? Me: I specialize in hunger. Wife: You can't eat more. It's a three-point poison. If you eat too much, you will get indigestion!

17, I freely used another QQ plus my husband's number today, but I was "rejected" on the spot. Just when I was pleased, suddenly a friend invitation appeared on my QQ, which read "Hello! Beauty! It was not convenient for you to add my number just now. Use this number! " I smiled and nodded. "Agreed!"

18, the young man went to visit the Zen master and asked, "Is there any trick to get something for nothing?" The Zen master took the young man to the pigsty, and the young man suddenly realized, "You mean I should steal these pigs and sell them so that I can have money?" The Zen master said, "I mean, you are a pig brain." If there is such a good thing, will I tell you? "