What are you kidding? Please give ten sentences! And the answer! Thank you! !

The point of joking, my friend, first of all, you should remember: don't answer other people's questions in a formal way!

For example, it's 3 o'clock and people ask you what time it is. Look at the watch and say: 3 o'clock. -This is a normal conversation. If someone asks what time it is, pretend to think: er-it's 2: 60. So it means the same thing, but another person may smile knowingly. This is a simple and basic joke.

The date is Monday. People ask: What day is it today? You said: Today is Monday. The effect is also good. In other words, mocking others.

Secondly, we should pay attention to occasions and objects, and generally joke when others are not angry and relatively peaceful. Don't joke about some very important things or taboo things, such as death and ugliness.

I saw someone give you advice. You should read more cold jokes. This is really useful. If you search for cold jokes on the internet, you may feel a little bored, but if you watch too much and talk too much, you will find it very interesting.