Dad likes telling jokes very much and often makes us laugh.

We 1 A: Except that people love animals, why?

I don't know.

One: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! ! Be knocked down

Are the English spellings of two pig pugs correct?

-No, pig

-No, I don't remember you.

-You made a mistake. I sold the BR>- pig, you

-Pig is me, too

The buddy sitting next to you on page 3 said it was only one step away.

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The genius at our 1 station had a cold and a runny nose, but forgot to bring a handkerchief and continued to inhale through his nose. The teacher was writing Chinese on the blackboard and suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough, I won't argue!" " "First-class peace. The teacher said, "Who eats noodles so loudly? "

Gundam:

1 The kebab is transferred to the cremator. A few days later, he was fired because he would ask every household: you should be familiar with it. Limited edition 2

After the teacher handed out the test paper, the girl shouted, "Teacher, I have one, I have one." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine."

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One day, the platoon leader went to Class Two to check the internal hygiene, and he smelled a foot odor when he entered the door.

The platoon leader asked; "Who had no feet last night?" All the soldiers of the company "; Wash it! "

Platoon leader; Wash it. Why is it so bad? How do you wash it? "

One said, "soak in hot water!" "

B said; Cold stimulation! "

Touched his forehead and said shyly, "I dry-cleaned it in .................... \

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Ming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and the second-hand Xiaoming begged him to put it away for a few more days.

Who in the bank said, "You must return it tomorrow, otherwise ... two fingers will be cut off, the day after tomorrow ... the other four, the first three days, and then ..."

Xiao Ming: "Are you human, too?"

Bank: "No, you will become a tinker bell."

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In order to commemorate the Red Army, Huang Ai Revolution named his son "Jun" and sent his son to class. One day, he saw the stop sign of the No.8 bus, and then shouted to his son: Huang Junrun, eight is coming! ~~~

Radish is also ideal.

Laugh, please adopt.

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1, a person riding a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, but wearing buttons at the back can keep the wind cool. One day, he drunk driving, turned over and hit the side of the road. After the police arrived ... well, there was a serious car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit him on the back of the head and it was all gone. Policeman: Ah, he is still breathing. We came to help him for the first time. Policeman B: Um ... One, two hard, go back. Policeman: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

2, an ugly woman, married, wants to be a trafficker. Dreams come true, but half of them are sold. After the kidnapper came back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth: go, don't take the car! ! !

3. The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. I forgot to bring the girl's toilet paper. It was embarrassing when toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" The boy next to me is deep and powerful. "Lei Feng"

The orchard found children stealing apples, and then cursed: problem children, wait, I'll tell your father! The boy looked up at the tree and shouted, Dad, someone is looking for you.

The man courted the woman and played "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon" on the erhu. The woman said: the erhu is not played well, and the blind are like ice in the long autumn.

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Cold infusion in Liulian hospital, the nurse is very quick to insert the needle, and the husband hangs salt water. More than an hour passed, the salt bottle came, and the nurse immediately put a bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse? "Young lady, the prescription not only opened a bottle of salt water, but the nurse also pointed to kicking the empty bottle. You are very lucky, sir. This bottle won the prize-in the future.

7! The prisoner was shot. Because of the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot didn't go off, then the second shot was fired ... and then the third shot ... The prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, Brother, it's so fucking scary to pinch me. ......

Eight people met God one day, and God suddenly granted the right person a wish. ...

God asked, do you have that person who thinks I heard something? Cats have nine lives, so please give me nine lives-

God said, well, your wish has come true a little bit-

One day, the man was idle and bored, because he had nine lives, lying on the tracks ... a train passed by ... and the man was still dead. Why? It, because it is a train tram, 10. -

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Result > 9. A child said to me, "Brother, you are so handsome." I slapped him and said, "Don't talk nonsense."

10, a farmer's daughter is really ugly. When she got married, farmers had to make her a scarecrow to scare crows' corn. As a result, she not only scared away the crows, but even scared back the corn stolen by the first three crows.

A dog climbed up the table and climbed up the chicken. The farmer was furious and said, how dare you fight cocks? I'll tell you what to do. The next puppy licked the chicken's ass.

1 1 A man courted a woman and played the erhu to reflect the moon. A month later, the woman said: Erhu is not very good. For a long time, blind people were like ice.

12 psychopath, no one knows where to grab a gun. One day, he will become a young man, fall to the ground, put a gun to his head and ask: 1+1 is the number that the man has been thinking about for a long time, saying: 2 was killed, and then stood up. The neuropathy sneered: You know too much.

13 Pastor wrote a letter of condolence to the thief: He is a hard worker. While others are sleeping, he is still working. When a person wakes up, he has something that others don't.

14 The kindergarten child smoked in the toilet. The teacher asked him why, and he replied: With his head down, he felt depressed because the motherland was not unified.

15 1 day Kangaroo was driving on a country road when he suddenly saw a white rabbit lying flat in the middle of the floor with its ears and body, as if listening to something almost completely. ...

So .. Kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "Little White Rabbit, are you listening?" "

"An hour and a half ago, a big truck passed by ..."

"Wow .. so God! .. how do you know? .."

"He XX! This is how my neck and legs are broken. "

Please accept a smile.