Joke: Politics and exams _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

The exam is not the most stressful, but the busiest days before the exam. Once people are nervous, it is inevitable that they will make some jokes-one night in the Year of the Monkey, that is, the night before the political examination, political Marxism-Leninism and the like, which are like monsters for those of us who study theory. No, five of the six people in the dormitory are burning the midnight oil, and I am no exception, just mumbling. When the head is smoking-the other one of us is really sleeping. His politics is the worst among us. It is impossible to review well. I didn't see him turn over the books. For his life and death, we had to wake him up with a Russian flower stand-"You boy, you don't want to live, but your political book is still new ..." "Hey, what am I thinking, bothering me?" , he replied absently. "What, you don't know the topic ..." "Ty is not helpful enough to tell us if he knows the topic ..." "No wonder your boy's books are all new and he doesn't listen to them in class. Good boy, so you ... "We have no good temper to scold. "Hey, it's simple. Look how hard you've worked, you've memorized the pig's head. Tell you a multiple-choice question and you will know how simple the question is. " "Oh, come on, dear." "Come on, you won the movie ticket tomorrow. You are the most suitable for this elegant art." "Look, we are all pig heads. Don't be so cruel." ..................................................................................................... "Hey, what can I tell you? Who woke me up just now?" "Not me, not me ..." Forget it, I don't want anything else. Let's play a brother game, just don't disturb my dream in the future. ""Of course, of course. " "Listen up"-"The first question of multiple-choice questions: (single choice) _ _ _ (space) First published * * * declaration 1848 in the month.

Alternative answer: a: horse b: cow c: pig (Zhu) d: dragon

The answer is a, how about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? It's simple. All right, go to sleep. "

Then I heard a continuous scream in my sleep. .......................................................................................................................................................................