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Sharp, classic and funny sentences
1. Don’t ask for money to eat your rotten watermelons. I eat winter melon every day in the city for free.
2. No matter how long we wait, we can’t find back the happiness we lost before.
3. I have learned a lesson. Not only can you turn black into white, you can also turn black into colorful.
4. I would like to know how many people are still deeply in love despite being separated?
5. I have always told you to be low-key, but you just give me applause and screams.
6. If you insist on asking me about tomorrow, you will know the day after tomorrow.
7. I feel very depressed when I think about not only having to fight for water but also the toilet when I live on campus.
8. Ever since I put on high heels, I feel taller than you.
9. Oh my God, a 26-year-old woman looks older than a 36-year-old woman.
10. If Columbus had a wife, I wonder if he would have discovered the New World.
11. Why have I gained weight recently? When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.
12. What a fart, I woke up the person in my dream. What a sin, what a sin.
13. Our father said: As a pure man, you should not be too kind to others. This is not good, not good.
14. As the saying goes, you should be sparing when it comes to eating your own food, but be ruthless enough when eating other people’s food.
15. Sister, it is not something during the trial period. You can return it if you want, and you can take it if you want.
16. You said that you are very awesome, so how many people in the morgue were killed by you?
17. Really, my eyes still hurt after I looked at you yesterday.
18. It’s not everyone’s fault that you fall asleep in class, it’s because the earth’s attraction to your eyelids is too great.
19. Women are sexy but not coquettish, and our romanticism is not wrong.
20. Men’s compliments are like perfume. You can smell it, but you must not taste it.
21. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will immediately close the door and let the dogs out.
22. Don’t use your eyes to shock me. It’s useless because my glasses are insulated.
23. Don’t mess with me, or I’ll sit you down like a specimen and hang it on the wall.
24. I often dream that I am at work, and when I wake up, I am indeed at work!
25. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone make cowhide look so fresh and refined!
26. My strengths: I like to have the courage to admit my mistakes; my weaknesses: I will never change my mistakes again.
27. I used to live in your heart, but now I am inserting a knife into your heart.
28. My mother said: My daughter, don’t care whether he loves her or not, just look at how much the gift is.
29. I smile at you and you giggle at me. I'll set off firecrackers at your feet.
30. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a pig and wander around the world of eating, drinking and sleeping forever.
31. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I have become normal.
32. If you think you are a reusable bag, don’t keep pretending and pretending and pretending.
33. I also hope that one day I can see the sea from my doorstep.
34. I’m depressed. I don’t know who my future girlfriend is dating now?
35. Eating from the bowl. Look at what's in the pot and let others continue to be hungry.
36. When I went to KFC today, as soon as I entered the door, I shouted: Waiter, how to get to McDonald’s?
37. Just when I was about to think about how wonderful the future would be, reality slapped me hard.
38. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. Having plastic surgery is scarier than not having plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible! Sharp and Funny Personalized Signature 2021
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1. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, so isn’t celebrating a wedding anniversary just like sweeping the tomb?
2. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?
3. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.
4. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I love you very much. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I miss you very much.
5. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me and allowing me to live a more exciting life without bowing my head.
6. At noon on the hoeing day, the mines were buried in the soil. Li Bai came to dance and exploded into two hundred and five.
7. A man’s biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but that girls who have liked him feel that they were blind in the first place.
8. A bitch is a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it.
9. Do you know me well? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.
10. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I brought a piece of fat.
11. Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue
12. Life is really ironic, a person can actually become the person he once most disliked. .
13. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.
14. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.
15. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are both of the same nature, aiming to destroy family harmony!
16. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.
17. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.
18. I am the chewing gum in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, you will have to cut off your hair to become a nun.
19. It is said that the characters in "Xuanwu" have good figures. Let me tell you, if you jump around like that every day, you will also lose weight.
20. When I was a child, I would blush whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stares at me, I will make him blush.
21. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?
22. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.
23. If you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.
24. You will never understand my sadness, just like a fat person doesn’t understand why a thin person wants to lose weight.
25. Let me go, what are the fast boys like this year? They look like they are joking with the singers.
26. I think back then, I was also a seed of infatuation, but it was struck by lightning and killed.
27. There are two situations when listening to music: looping a single until you get tired of it, and playing various cuts randomly.
28. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life has forced me to become a shrew.
29. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.
30. I really admire Zhao Yihuan. In the few movies she shot, she didn’t mention changing her hair style, but I couldn’t.
31. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.
32. Never hang yourself on a tree. You can try several times on the surrounding trees.
33. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.
34. Oh my gosh, life goes by so fast, today I am officially running for the second year.
35. Zhao Wei said that only good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, wrong, only rich people have youth.
36. No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!
37. I have always thought that I am a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I turned out to be a genius.
38. Please don’t cry, because your sad face looks too hideous.
39. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon.
40. Narcissism means being a man in the next life and marrying a wife who wants to be like me!
41. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not, I should cry first.
42. It’s our business to be a gangster or not, to be a naughty person or not. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.
43. Others hold hands, but I hold a dog in my hand. I walk around, take a look, and see who bites the dog.
44. Ninety percent of women don’t like men wearing pink shirts, but 90% of men wearing pink shirts don’t like women.
45. I never sing out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.
46. I don’t want to take off the clothes I just bought, no matter whether they are washed or not.
47. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
48. It’s noon on the hoeing day, so class is really hard. A small shabby book that can last all morning.
49. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.
50. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.
51. As a state-of-the-art hooligan, I have the pursuit of extravagance and extravagance, and the dream of extravagance.
52. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
53. I put my phone in airplane mode and threw it downstairs from home. Why did it still break?
54. The so-called pig-like roommate is probably when I caught a cold and asked him to come back and bring me a box of White and Black, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.
55. Love is a thing. Once the feeling comes, the principles will be gone.
56. When you borrow a friend’s car to drive, your friend says you have to put gas in the car when you return it. When I returned the car, I applauded.
57. I can’t speak. If I offend you in any way, come and beat me.
58. The most terrifying dream when I was a child was that I was looking for the toilet. The most terrifying thing is that I found the toilet before I woke up.
59. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Grandma Rong.
60. If you mess with me again, I will tear out your intestines and tie it with a bow!
61. I have already decided the wedding day, now I just need to choose the groom.
62. The first thought that came to my mind at that time was: bend down, take off my shoes, and slap the soles of my shoes on his face.
63. The yellow sky is above and the thick soil is proof. I am willing to use 20 pounds of meat on my body in exchange for good weather in China this year!
64. Teachers always despise bad students who hold back the class. The class is not a dog, it is divided into front legs and back legs.
65. I’m not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, come and hit me.
66. If you are not crazy, we will be old. If you are not old, we will be crazy!
67. I am dead and I will burn paper if I have something to do. Small things stir up souls, big things dig graves. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me.
If it comes online, it will be a pure transformation!
68. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don’t cover it, we just sleep on it.
69. Teacher, do you dare to speak in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?
70. My uncle said that he will not allow you to exist in my aunt's mind.
71. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
72. Love is like a joke. It makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself
73. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will become frozen. Pear
74. No matter how tired or hard it is, just treat yourself as a 250-year-old; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person
75. Buy a bottle of mineral water, take a sip and curse Fake! How fake? It's watered down!
76. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
77. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.
78. Getting married does not necessarily have to be the person you love the most, but it must be the person who is most suitable for you.
79. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.
80. Sometimes your anger does not mean that you care, but also distrust. Super domineering and sharp funny signature
1. My socks are full of holes, my future is not a dream.
2. I was once young and pretty, but unfortunately now my youth is gone and I am just this pretty.
3. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except to say get out of here.
4. For girls: If you go out to hang out, sooner or later you will get pregnant.
5. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why have unrequited love for a piece of shit.
6. If one day men all over the world have menstruation, I will sell sanitary napkins.
7. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?
8. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.
9. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.
10. Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.
11. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about, and you can obey on the surface but resist secretly.
12. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.
13. If you don’t abandon it, you will never leave it in this life. If you dislike it, you will die and leave.
14. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
15. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow! All black
16. In today’s society, you have to wait in line to jump in line.
17. When three people are together, my wife must be included. I will choose the beautiful one and take her.
18. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.
19. The most glorious moment of Apple was when it hit Newton on the head.
20. Lying is a man’s prerogative, being deceived is a woman’s patent.
21. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t enjoy your endless fun.
22. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.
23. If fate grabs your throat, you scratch fate's armpit.
24. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
25. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!
26. What’s on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.
27. If you shout a bitch on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!
28. The reason why you are so flirtatious now is because you were more attractive than anyone else back then. All with care.
29. Life is short, you must be sexy.
30. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.
31. With your serious look, you seem to really understand what people are saying!
32. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble when nothing happens.
33. I think China Travel will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it.
34. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.
35. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.
36. Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder, apply one pack of it once, and you will be stabbed a second time.
37. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.
38. Women in the new era can go to the hall, climb over the wall, fight with mistresses, and beat up gangsters, but they can't get out of the kitchen.
39. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black.
40. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, Happy Breakup, I wish you happiness.
41. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.
42. If my boss doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese coins and beat him to death.
43. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.
44. Grandfathers are descended from grandchildren
45. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.
46. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.
47. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.
48. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.
49. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.
50. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks on enemy aircraft.
51. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.
52. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.
53. The soil is for digging, and the pit is for burying you.
54. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will not be able to tell who is the fool.
55. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.
56. A person who is heartless can live a hundred years, has a clear conscience, and is not tired in life.
57. I really miss my childhood. When the weather is hot, I can be shirtless like a man!
58. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
59. Don’t be so busy day and night, your old bitch is almost pregnant.
60. Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them.
61. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.
62. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.
63. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.
64. Don’t be as optimistic as shit and think you can shake things up.
65. Three points are determined by fate, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on the teacher.
66. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path when you get up in the morning.
67. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.
68. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.
69. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
70. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.
71. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.
72. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?
73. Boss, do you have any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite
74. I took your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning.
75. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.
76. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.
77. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.
78. Youth, you are so acne-prone!
79. In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.
80. Master, after you get Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.
81. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?
82. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.
83. I planted my boyfriend into the ground in the spring, and by autumn, I forgot about it.
84. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror broke.
85. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people’s heads, and the other is to put other people’s money into your own pockets. If the former is successful, he can be called the teacher, if the latter is successful, he can be called the boss. If both are successful, he can be called his wife, university or church!
86. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just seal the well.
87. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou!
88. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.
89. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.
90. When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance, when I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.
91. If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.
92. You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.
93. The happiest sentence to hear when going to school is: The head teacher is not here today.
94. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose to remain silent. I really want to tell you that when I no longer rely on you, it's time for you to get out.
95. A man’s greatest skill is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.
96. Don’t be mean in front of me day and night.
97. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.
98. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.
99. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down on you.
100. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road. A collection of quotes about super domineering and sharp funny personalities
1. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.
2. I was once young and pretty, but unfortunately now my youth is gone and I am just this pretty.
3. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except to say get out of here.
4. For girls: If you go out to hang out, sooner or later you will get pregnant.
5. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why have unrequited love for a piece of shit.
6. If one day men all over the world have menstruation, I will sell sanitary napkins.
7. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?
8. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.
9. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.
10. Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.
11. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about, and you can obey on the surface but resist secretly.
12. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.
13. If you don’t abandon it, you will never leave it in this life; if you dislike it, you will die and leave.
14. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
15. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow! It’s all dark
16. In today’s society, you have to wait in line to jump in line.
17. When three people are together, my wife must be included. I will choose the beautiful one and take her.
18. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.
19. The most glorious moment of Apple was when it hit Newton on the head.
20. Lying is a man’s prerogative, being deceived is a woman’s patent.
21. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t enjoy your endless fun.
22. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.
23. If fate grabs your throat, you scratch fate's armpit.
24. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
25. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!
26. What’s on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.
27. If you shout a bitch on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!
28. The reason why you are so flirtatious now is because you were more attractive than anyone else back then. All with care.
29. Life is short, you must be sexy.
30. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.
31. With your serious look, you seem to really understand what people are saying!
32. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble when nothing happens.
33. I think China Travel will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it.
34. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.
35. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.
36. Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder, apply one pack of it once, and you will be stabbed a second time.
37. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.
38. Women in the new era can go to the hall, climb over the wall, fight with mistresses, and beat up gangsters, but they can't get out of the kitchen.
39. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black.
40. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, Happy Breakup, I wish you happiness.
41. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.
42. If my boss doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese coins and beat him to death.
43. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.
44. Grandfathers are descended from grandchildren
45. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.
46. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.
47. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.
48. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.
49. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.
50. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks on enemy aircraft.
51. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.
52. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.
53. The soil is for digging, and the pit is for burying you.
54. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will not be able to tell who is the fool.
55. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.
56. A person who is heartless can live a hundred years, has a clear conscience, and is not tired in life.
57. I really miss my childhood. When the weather is hot, I can be shirtless like a man!
58. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
59. Don’t be so busy day and night, your old bitch is almost pregnant.
60. Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them.
61. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.
62. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.
63. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.
64. Don’t be as optimistic as shit and think you can shake things up.
65. Three points are determined by fate, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on the teacher.
66. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path when you get up in the morning.
67. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.
68. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.
69. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
70. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.
71. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.
72. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?
73. Boss, do you have any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite
74. I took your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning.
75. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.
76. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.
77. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.
78. Youth, you are so acne-prone!
79. In every dormitory there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.
80. Master, after you get Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.
81. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?
82. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.
83. I planted my boyfriend into the ground in the spring, and by autumn, I forgot about it.
84. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror broke.
85. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people’s heads, and the other is to put other people’s money into your own pockets. If the former is successful, he can be called the teacher, if the latter is successful, he can be called the boss. If both are successful, he can be called his wife, university or church!
86. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just seal the well.
87. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou!
88. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.
89. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.
90. When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance, when I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.
91. If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.
92. You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.
93. The happiest sentence to hear when going to school is: The head teacher is not here today.
94. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose to remain silent. I really want to tell you that when I no longer rely on you, it's time for you to get out.
95. A man’s greatest skill is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.
96. Don’t be mean in front of me day and night.
97. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.
98. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.
99. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down on you.
100. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.
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