Some funny dialogues in Yangjiang dialect.

One day, Xiaoming went to see his grandmother playing sparrows. Grandma lost a lot and said, "Gong has a shovel!" " Lose all Gongduo! ! "

Xiao Ming asked, "grandma, grandma!" " Is Mimi in charge? "

Xiao Ming's grandmother didn't want Xiao Ming to learn badly, so she said, "It's a sparrow to catch a shovel."

The next day, Xiao Ming saw his sister playing the piano on the balcony.

Who knows, Sister Heng said loudly, "Geng Gong is really annoying! No learning, no skill! ! "

Xiao Ming went to ask, "Sister, are you a girl?"

Sister Huan said, "You play the piano!"

After all the tests, dad drove back to the house and shouted downstairs, "Xiao Ming has changed helpers to look at antique cars!" An old tire burst! I'm going to fix it! How annoying! "

Xiao Ming asked after landing, "Dad, is the microphone enough?"

Dad said, "One tire is enough! Please make Gong a microphone! "

The test group passed again! When Xiao Ming arrived, grandpa asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, did your grandmother try it when she went?"

Xiao Ming said, "Let's find someone to grab a shovel!"

Justice: "You bitch! Where is your sister? "

Xiao Ming added: "Sister uses the balcony to shovel!" "

Grandpa asked again, "What about your father? I'm going to call a chicken! ! "

Xiao Ming stopped laughing and said, "Dad's one is enough to blow up the capital. Let's go to the whole capital! ! "