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Humiliated in public, 4 strokes domineering, will be killed.

Humiliated in public, 4 strokes domineering, will be killed.

1 Trick: Use the Force to force the other person to slap you, and then fan back by combining some characteristics of the other person.

For example, the other person said, "What's wrong with you? You can try this:

"You're right, I was thinking, I didn't have this problem before, and I had this problem after seeing you, and I don't know why? Every time I see you, I feel sick all over. It seems that I have to avoid you in the future.

The second trick: the contrast method is to follow the attack path of the other party, and we will fight back at each other in a more exaggerated, humorous and incredible way.

If the other person says you are a loser. If the other person says you are ugly, you can try to say something like this: "Oh, you remind me that if garbage can be classified, you belong to the kind of garbage that cannot be recycled."

"Oh, I'm kidding, but handsome is not obvious enough. Your ugliness is a little too serious!

The third step: agree with the counterattack method. You can follow each other first, draw each other and then push them back, so that your opponent will become more powerful.

For example, the other party said, "You see your neck is so long, like a giraffe."

You can try something like this: "How nice giraffes are, how popular giraffes in the zoo are, and they look better than the short-necked mullet with my neck!" " Next time, he will never dare to be cloudy again!

The fourth measure: come back calmly. People humiliate you in public just to provoke you, make you lose your temper and make people around you laugh at you again. At this time, the best choice is to be calm.

The less anxious you are, the more anxious you are, the calmer you look at him, and then smile back calmly:

"You can say cool, but if you don't mind, you can go on." The more you do this, the more you can show your height. You can even play a joke on each other and say, "Oh, why are you so angry? Anger hurts your health. Take care of yourself!

When you say you are above him, he will be bring disgrace to oneself and become the laughingstock of everyone.