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How to make your girlfriend angry
Two days ago, a little brother left a message saying that his girlfriend often made him angry and sometimes wanted to tease girls! Ask us how to make your girlfriend a little stingy in your daily life? Today, the editor has summarized some daily routines of committing suicide. I hope all male compatriots can give it a try if they don’t want to die!
Method 1: Eat up all her snacks
After working overtime for a day, she happily went home and opened the refrigerator.
Female: Where is the duck neck I put in the refrigerator?
Male: I ate it.
Female: I’ve finished eating them all
Male: Yeah.
Female: Let’s break up.
Inner OS: Why didn’t you leave any for me? You ate all the snacks I bought last time by yourself, like this every time; I’m knocking you!
Method 2: Ignore her outside
Have dinner with friends and throw her aside
Let her play with her mobile phone, fingers and tablecloth.
I chatted with others from RNG to the Asian Games, from Maria Ozawa to Yui Hatano. Be sure to talk and laugh!
After half an hour, you will receive a text message: You are chatting so happily, so I won’t bother you. Congratulations on the results!
Inner OS: In front of so many strangers, it doesn’t matter if you leave me aside; friends are more important than me; are you knocking me!
Method 3: Play games without protecting her
If you play games together, you must sell them! Don't look back!
She saw your remaining blood and risked her life to save you!
If you see her being surrounded, don’t go there, run as fast as you can!
If she throws the keyboard, it means: You succeeded!
Inner OS: Do you think I like playing games? I didn’t learn it just for you; when I was playing, you called me cheating and called me stupid; when you were playing games, you left me to save your own life, so how could I expect to see you again in the future! ; Knock you!
Method 4: Be stingy with her
While shopping in the mall together.
Female: woo! That dress is so beautiful.
Male: Not bad.
Look at the price: three hundred!
Him: So expensive! Do you think I'm stupid? Go look elsewhere.
Female: I want to be quiet.
Inner OS: I don’t have to buy this dress. What do you mean by the look of reluctance on your face? I’ve never thought it was too expensive when I bought you something. You think I only deserve it? Do you wear cheap clothes? If you are rich, do you still have a mistress? It’s better to get together early and have a good time. I’m knocking you!
Method 5: Don’t support her in front of outsiders
On the way to take a taxi, the driver took a detour, so we had a quarrel!
You: Forget it! never mind! It’s not easy for the driver either. It’s only a few dollars, so don’t be reluctant.
She can carry a bag, get out of the car, slam the car door, and run away, all in one go.
Congratulations, the door to the nobility is open for you!
Inner OS: I don’t expect you to help me, but you do it to outsiders; accuse me in front of others, where do you put my face? Come and watch my jokes with others, right? ! ; Knock you!
Of course, there are many easy ways to make your girlfriend angry
For example, when you see other girls posting selfies, likes and comments, praising her beauty;
For example , I haven’t posted photos of you in Moments since we got together;
For example, if a girl says, “I’m not angry,” then you can just play games with peace of mind;
For example, if a girl says, “I’m not angry,” When you quarrel with others, let her reflect on her mistakes and ask her to take a step back the next time they meet;
For example, let her drink more hot drinks when she comes to visit her aunt. Water, renege on promises, cold violence! Wait wait wait!
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