50 super funny QQ sentences

50 Super Funny QQ Sentences

1. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning.

2. Death is nothing, China lacks everything but people.

3. If you like a girl, buy her more food. If she gets fat, it will be yours.

4. The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

5. Question: Why don’t you say something out loud but keep it in your heart? Answer: I want to enlarge my breasts! .

6. At first glance, the woman looks pretty, but when she takes a closer look, she might as well take a quick look.

7. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to then, and my classmates chatted with it all afternoon.

8. My world is very simple. One is the person I love, and the other is the person who loves me.

9. Big Gray Wolf is so poor that he can’t even afford a new hat, so he will always have a patched hat.

10. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.

11. After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and my heart is no longer beating.

12. There are no ugly women, only lazy women; if it is an ugly woman, it must be a lazy woman.

13. In the beginning, human beings are inherently kind, and if they are naughty, get out of here, because they are all bad guys.

14. When I cry, if someone holds me, I will only cry harder.

15. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.

16. In fact, we are no different. We look up at the same sky when it gets dark.

17. I have always been very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world.

18. When you sleep in spring, you won’t notice the dawn, so don’t harass by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how many truths there are.

19. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

20. What I hate the most is referring to the abbreviated words in the answers. What is said is equivalent to not being said.

21. The reason why Snow White wears puff sleeves is to cover her ankle muscles.

22. You don’t like me. This is a disease. It’s a serious disease. It needs to be cured. It must be cured.

23. If you don’t read the book during the exam, you are just a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you get caught.

24. Could it be that Yue Lao and Meng Po were once lovers, one was in love and the other was in love.

25. Life is all about smiling at others and making others smile at the same time.

26. Since ancient times, no one has poop in life, and there is no one who poops without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

27. I hate when others see my bangs parted in the middle by the strong wind.

28. Faced with the enemy’s torture to extract confessions, I always have only two words to say.

29. Are you pure? There would be no more stinking ditches in the world, and they would all become special ones.

30. Some people misread that everyone has the right to pursue happiness as everyone has the right to happiness.

31. Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot of sorrow for your mother.

32. After passing this village, there is still this store, because it is a branch store.

33. A teacher’s signature: attract fans, sell your voice, and sit on the stage. This is my life.

34. You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are like shit.

35. China has too few tree resources because there are too many test papers. Without buying and selling, there is no killing.

37. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It's time to stay, it's time to roll around. Either be patient, be ruthless, or get out.

38. You should be low-key in life and high-key in reading, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

39. Now the left side of my brain is full of water, and the right side of my brain is full of flour. It’s okay if I don’t move, but it’s all paste when I move.

40. My dear, fly slowly and be careful if you fall. I am not responsible.

41. There is a kind of longing called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called looking through autumn trousers.

42. My eyesight is very poor. For example, can you see the thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

43. If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their name to Good-Bye?

44. God, I will never call you my father again. You don't love me as your granddaughter at all.

45. If you have not experienced my journey, please do not criticize the path I take.

46. When you can’t continue reading, take out a mirror and say silently: You’ve grown up like this and you still don’t study well.

47. I love you. These three words are extremely tender, extremely cool, and extremely decisive.

48. I like getting wet in the rain. It’s not a special hobby. I’m just waiting for someone to hold an umbrella to protect me from the wind and rain.

49. Homework, let’s break up. I think we are really not suitable.

50. I remember my dad told me one day when he was drunk that a real man is a man who does not fall down the red flag at home but flutters the colorful flag outside.

50 super exciting funny sentences

1. Never explain what you say, and you don’t know how to find a bride, it’s true

2. I want to lose weight but I’m fat, and I want to gain weight The fat wallet is slowly losing weight

3. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. If he doesn’t use you anymore, he will be laid off

4. Promising men often Do some domineering and revealing things

5. As a lonely knight, you have to go to the police station to kill people

6. I have taken away everything I can, and I can’t take it with me. Please burn it to me when you leave

7. Death is more important than Mount Tai; lighter than a loser

8. Love is always present in thousands of rivers and mountains, even if you don’t close your eyes even if you think about it

< p> 9. I have taught others how to be stupid all my life, but no one taught me how to die

10. When I open my eyes and leave, you will definitely not survive

11. Please don’t I'm afraid my hands will be itchy if I bring valuable things

12. The Feng Shui treasure land is not about mountains and rivers, but you are buried with it

13. Know the king in history The meanest? Is King Goujian of Yue (vile enough)

14. Are you that monkey? What Red Boy said to Wukong

15. Will the flesh hurt during liposuction? No, it will happen when you check out

16. Find a guy who has no money and money, and drags you to buy pork

17. Meng Po soup is so delicious, what does it taste like? ? Forgot

18. I heard that you gave birth to a baby naturally. If you don’t give birth naturally, is it still an unfaithful child?

19. Please stay in a ball and leave the earth in a round shape, thank you

< p> 20. Comrade Lei Feng must be unlucky, otherwise he will always be discovered if he doesn’t do good deeds

21. Why does Bao Qingtian have a moon on his forehead? Because he doesn’t understand his blackness during the day

22. You told me to get out, I got out, you asked me to come back, I’m sorry I’m stuck

23. I am the most trustworthy person, I will definitely not pay you back if I don’t pay you back< /p>

24. I have been running in the fields of hope, and it is inevitable that I will not be tripped by the stones of disappointment

25. Don’t challenge my patience with your temper, otherwise you will die very badly. Beautiful

26. It is not a mistake for you to look like this, it is simply a sin

27. You are invisible and I am talking to you, but you can't hold it back. Your spirit is worth learning< /p>

28. A cheating man is like money from shit. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up

29. Jealousy is a knife. It can be inserted into others or yourself

30. Love usually means abandoning fools and choosing liars

31. I like you, but you like her, I am a big joke

32. Life Just like angry birds, there are always a few pigs laughing when you make a mistake

33. Why did your phone run out of battery so quickly? Tell me who you discharged it to

34. Someone who speaks dirty words does not necessarily mean he is not a good person. Some people pretend to be gentlemen even though they are full of bad intentions

35. If you look back and smile, the chicken will fly; if you stand cool, the stench will permeate the air

36. Your IQ is already in arrears, please recharge before talking to me

37. What is the use of a handsome man? Can it be used as a credit card in the bank?

38. What's the use of having a good character? Can it be eaten on the table?

39. What is love, just cheat; what is gentleness, just cheap?

40. Mathematics abuse I have done it thousands of times, and I treat mathematics like my first love

41. Creative life goals: The peasant woman Sanquan has some fields.

42. I never take revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.

43. It’s so childish. Who fights now? I usually send him to the hospital directly

44. Friend, when you are feeling poisonous, please tell me.

45. During an episode of indirect depression, do not disturb strangers and keep away acquaintances

46. What matters these days is speed, otherwise you won’t be able to keep up with the hot ones even when eating shit

47. Smiling is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness

48. Stop, don’t run away, now this Even dogs can’t be trusted these days

49. Stop being obsessed with me, or your sister-in-law will beat you with a pan

50. I usually don’t talk about people, but sometimes talk about myths 50 super funny QQ personality quotes in 2021

1. Mosquito, when did you evolve to not suck blood, but only suck fat?

2. You can’t influence others, so what’s the point of bullying Xiaoqiang?

3. Xiong Da often says to Xiong Er: “You must have a bear-like chest.

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4. You are not evil at all, but your thoughts are a bit evil

5. I understand, you are a female and cannot be male

6. Poor people must be hateful, so there is no need to pretend to be pitiful here

7. If you are not polite to your own man, who can you be polite to?

8. How much love is there? You can beat jet lag and beat distance, as long as you persist

9. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine

10. If you want to start from scratch, get a haircut Shop, start from scratch

11. I can’t cry because I put on liquid eyeliner and mascara

12. Who can come back alive in this world? Ah

13. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words can be worth a thousand pieces of gold

14. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still take exams

< p> 15. It’s not his fault for falling in love with you, it’s because he’s blind

16. I want to be your heart, if you want to annoy me I won’t beat it

17. The male and female protagonists of "The Girls We Chased in Those Years" are now chasing the box office

18. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise they would not be called human beings

19. My family You play with a squirrel like a ball, but you still call it "Pikachu"

20. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called Goodbye

21. Everyone else has ADHD, it seems It’s the mouth that keeps moving

22. I told my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig; he said that your deskmate is a pig

23. My back feels so itchy Please help me scratch it without spreading its wings

24. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone, and a week later I found that the phone was out of battery

25. My youth is not over yet , I just turned twenty this year

26. If you don’t like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide

27. I don’t know why I caught a cold the next day, only to find out that I didn’t Cover yourself with a quilt

28. The alarm clock will wake me up tomorrow, and you won’t be naughty in bed tomorrow. Be good and earn money to support you all

29. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. It’s too much to worry about

30. There are such bad people, and their professional ethics have plummeted without turning around

31. Chatting with you now does not mean that we know each other, maybe tomorrow I don’t know who you are

32. Missing you is a disease, missing you means I am sick, but you don’t know where you are

33. The beef noodles are not beef but carrots , your wife is not included in the wife cake

34. Brother, your wife today is not as beautiful as yesterday

35. I met my mother-in-law when I was in junior high school, but I just didn’t dare to recognize her< /p>

36. If you want to lose weight, you should learn to dance like the people in Hyun Dance, and dance all the time without eating

37. People who are short don’t like Jay Chou, because his first sentence is always: Oops !

38. Live every day as a comedy, and you will be happy every day

39. What I like to eat is my mouth, so don’t call me a foodie

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40. The cutest thing in the world is a dog, and you are not as cute as it

41. People who raise their middle fingers are always great, because they don’t know a secret

42. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare

43. How wonderful my life was before, but now there are only two left

46. My hands are not dirty at all, I just kill chickens every day if I have nothing to do

47. The day is dark without the sun, but it is still dark at night with the moon< /p>

48. Walking at night is the darkest part of society, and no one is more terrifying

49. Life in kindergarten is the best to be messy. The older you get, the less you know how to mess around

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1. I never explain what I say, and I don’t know how to find it. Mom, you’re right

2. I gained weight when I wanted to lose weight, but my wallet slowly lost weight when I wanted to gain weight

3. When the boss uses you, you are a talent , I don’t need you anymore, I’m just laying off people

4. Promising men often do some domineering and leaky things

5. As a lonely knight, if you kill people, you have to go to the police station.

6. I have taken away everything I can take away. If you cannot take away, please burn it to me

7. Death is heavier than Mount Tai; lighter than silkworms

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8. Love is always there, even if you don’t close your eyes even if you think about it

9. I have taught others how to be stupid all my life, but no one has taught me how to die

10. When When I open my eyes and leave, you will definitely not survive

11. Please don’t bring anything valuable, I’m afraid my hands will be itchy

12. Feng shui treasure land does not consist of mountains and water Yes, I will be buried with you

13. Do you know that the king in history was the meanest? Is King Goujian of Yue (vile enough)

14. Are you that monkey? What Red Boy said to Wukong

15. Will the flesh hurt during liposuction? No, it will happen when you check out

16. Find a guy who has no money and money, and pulls you to buy meat "pig"

17. Meng Po soup is so delicious. What does it taste like? Forgot

18. I heard that you gave birth to a baby naturally. If you don’t give birth naturally, is it still an unfaithful child?

19. Please stay in a ball and leave the earth in a round shape, thank you

< p> 20. Comrade Lei Feng must be unlucky, otherwise he will always be discovered if he doesn’t do good deeds

21. Why does Bao Qingtian have a moon on his forehead? Because he doesn’t understand his blackness during the day

22. You told me to get out, I got out, you asked me to come back, I’m sorry I’m stuck

23. I am the most trustworthy person, I will definitely not pay you back if I don’t pay you back< /p>

24. I have been running in the fields of hope, and it is inevitable that I will not be tripped by the stones of disappointment

25. Don’t challenge my patience with your temper, otherwise you will die very badly. Beautiful

26. It is not a mistake for you to look like this, it is simply a sin

27. You are invisible and I am talking to you, but you can't hold it back. Your spirit is worth learning< /p>

28. A cheating man is like money from shit. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up

29. Jealousy is a knife. It can be inserted into others or yourself

30. Love usually means abandoning fools and choosing liars

31. I like you, but you like her, I am a big joke

32. Life Just like angry birds, there are always a few pigs laughing when you make a mistake

33. Why did your phone run out of battery so quickly? Tell me who you discharged it to

34. Someone who speaks dirty words does not necessarily mean he is not a good person. Some people pretend to be gentlemen even though they are full of bad intentions

35. If you look back and smile, the chicken will fly; if you stand cool, the stench will permeate the air

36. Your IQ is already in arrears, please recharge before talking to me

37. What is the use of a handsome man? Can it be used as a credit card in the bank?

38. What's the use of having a good character? Can it be eaten on the table?

39. What is love, just cheat; what is gentleness, just cheap?

40. Mathematics abuse I have done it thousands of times, and I treat mathematics like my first love

41. Creative life goals: The peasant woman Sanquan has some fields.

42. I never take revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot

43. It’s so childish. Who fights now? I usually send him to the hospital directly

44. Friend, when you are feeling poisonous, please tell me.

45. During an episode of indirect depression, do not disturb strangers and keep away acquaintances

46. What matters these days is speed, otherwise you won’t be able to keep up with the hot ones even when eating shit

47. Smiling is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness

48. Stop, don’t run away, now this Even dogs can’t be trusted these days

49. Stop being obsessed with me, or your sister-in-law will beat you with a pan

50. I usually don’t talk about people, but sometimes talk about myths