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Six humorous ways to introduce yourself

(1) Self-deprecating method: We can self-depreciate our appearance or personality. Humor application 1: Taiwanese artist Ling Feng’s self-introduction at the Spring Festival Gala

I am Bald Ling Feng, I am famous for being ugly. Over the past two years, we have traveled all over the country. Wherever we went, the audience gave us a lot of support. Especially the male audience had a particularly good impression of me because they thought that I was beautiful. I look like China, and the vicissitudes and sufferings of China for five thousand years are written on my face.

Humor application 2 Character self-deprecating method: I am Wang Jingyu, the Wang Jingyu who performs chicken eating. People call me a sentimental comedian. I really don’t deserve it. I am just an obsessive "mime fan" Well, look at my slim figure of over 40 kilograms, but I am often burdened with a lot of sorrows and troubles, most of which are self-inflicted. I am not good at expressing respect and love to those I respect and love, but I am good at expressing hatred and hatred to those I hate, but I am not very courageous. Although I am very stubborn, I often deny myself, denying that I am both painful and happy. I live in this intertwined network of pain and happiness, and I can never break out?

Let’s show others our strength. Open-mindedness, our self-confidence.

(2) Rhetoric of language

We usually use this method a lot.

Linghu Chong’s self-introduction: I am handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, tires burst when cars see cars, people say landslides, ground cracks, water flows backwards, and powerful martial arts ghosts see sorrow. The handsome young man Linghu Chong is also.

That is, you can quote some Internet slang, or some language used in jokes and crosstalk. Make your introduction more interesting.

(3) Name homophony method: This has been introduced just now

The fourth method is called the accidental contact method

(4) The accidental contact method

It is to connect two seemingly unrelated things to create a sense of humor. For example, this classmate is named Wu Peng.

Wu Peng’s self-introduction:

My big name is Wu Peng, my nickname is Pengpeng, and my nickname is Xiaopeng, but everyone calls me friend because everyone is happy to be with me. As friends, if you regard me as a man, just add a male character in front of my name and call me Nan Pengyou?

He connected his name with his boyfriend, resulting in Got a sense of humor.

There is also a humorous method called ridicule.

(5) Deliberate ridicule

Ridicule is somewhat similar to self-deprecation. But ridicule does not have to be directed only at oneself, but can also be directed at people and things around you.

For example, a teacher introduced himself like this:

According to the scientific research conducted by the Appearance Association of our school: My humor value and handsomeness rank only among the 109 teachers in this school. , why is it No. 109? Because the first 108 people are all leaders, and the leaders are all very humorous and handsome, right?

Then he made fun of his leader. I think it also has a sense of humor.

(6) Specialty performance method

It means that you can appropriately show your specialties when introducing yourself, such as rapping a song or performing a ventriloquist.

The above methods cannot summarize all humor methods, but I want everyone to have laws to follow when introducing themselves.