What jokes make your stomach ache?

First, Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

Second, what are you yelling at? Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see see. Sample! Look, this one is green and the one next to it is yellow!

Third, the old lady on the bus is afraid of standing, and she will ask at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's a rib!"

Fourth, "I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line." "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

5. "Did you get the ticket?" "I grabbed it!" "Lying trough, so much? ! I used the ticket grabbing software, but I didn't grab it. What did you use to grab it? " "Knife!"

Seeing my parents trembling in the car, I couldn't help crying. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught in the door.