A homophonic sentence in which a boyfriend asks for a kiss

Boyfriend asked for a kiss. 1. Even if I don't kiss, do you kiss the burner?

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

5. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

6. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

7. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

8. Suddenly Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

9. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

10. A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

1 1. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. When I looked at the name, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

12. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

13. Girls who love to laugh are not bad, why are they so happy?

14. The children's chocolate melted on the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

15. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

16. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer, You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

17. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

18. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

19. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are riding together, and there is a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

20. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

One day, bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that strawberries grow very slowly, so bear said, you can't, you can't, you can't, do you hear? No, you can't do that.

22. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

23. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

24. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

25. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

26. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

27. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

28. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

29. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

30. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

3 1. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

32. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

34. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

35. Even if I don't go, will you go for a sword?

36. Touching the scene is the word "touching the scene".

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

38. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

39. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

40. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?