Funny Mid-Autumn Festival Quotes

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. Here is a collection of funny Mid-Autumn Festival quotes that I have compiled. I hope you will like it!

1. These days, it is popular to take a short vacation, go on a short trip, play with the puppy at home, go out and drive a car, get together to drink a little wine, turn on the music and listen to a little song, Use your mobile phone to send a short text message to a few friends: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2. A bright moon hangs in the sky, and the two places are in love with each other. I miss you all the time, and I wish you all the best. May your life be colorful and sweet, may all your wishes come true, and may you be surrounded by colorful good luck. Eight Happy reunion in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

3. The moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival is the roundest, the affection of friends is the most genuine, and the person I care about the most is you. Take care of yourself and be happy every day is my blessing. Forget about worries and worries, and be happy throughout the years. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

4. When the heart arrives, when the Mid-Autumn Festival arrives, my blessings will arrive first. Wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Have a good mood every day!

5. The Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day are closely connected, and the whole family celebrates reunion happily. The bright moon is like a jade plate in the sky, and the sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant and the night breeze is cool. Sitting around the courtyard and talking for a long time, the autumn insects have fallen asleep silently. Warm and sweet sleep, I pray for peace and health. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. Although you are busy and traveling around, don’t forget your friendship. It's another round of bright moon, and our hearts are connected in different places. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. If you are running around, try to slow down!

7. Let me send you sweet mooncakes and a blessing heart! Be the first to wish you the best! The bright moon is priceless, and the mountains are all sentimental. May your life be as perfect as the fifteenth moon! Bright and bright!

8. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the moon is full, and a group of monkeys are fishing for the moon; sometimes they are fishing from bottom to top, and sometimes they are fishing from top to bottom; a little monkey is lazy, watching on his mobile phone Short message. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. I personally conduct quality inspection to create a green mooncake: no radiation pollution, no disguise of dyed steamed buns, no exaggeration of enlarged ingredients, it is truly sincere. Hand-delivered by Sister Chang'e, Kaifeng has a surprise: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

10. Meteors streaked across the sky, and I missed making wishes; waves hit the rocks, and I missed blessings; the story was told over and over, and I missed listening; there is only one life, and I am glad that I did not miss you. friend! Wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

11. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, I made a wish under the moon, let happiness surround you, health on the left, beauty on the right, success in front, sweetness behind, peace under your feet, and peace above your head Best of luck! Be happy every day.

12. Looking at China, all kinds of industries are flourishing. Jiuzhou is flourishing, and the "four modernizations" are full of galloping horses. The land of China is blooming with flowers, and the sky of the motherland is full of music, on this beautiful day. Let us raise our glasses to the sky and wish that the moon is full and the people are round!

13. The mood of autumn is sultry. May you and I enjoy it in the early autumn night, with the bright moon in the sky and full of thoughts! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and remember to leave a mooncake for me!

14. As the years go by, we can’t forget true friends; as the white clouds go by, we can’t express our deep homesickness; as the bright moon goes by, we can’t forget our mutual presence; in the evening breeze, we can’t forget them Yoyo, I can’t say enough. My sincere greetings! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, friends!

15. Give you a "Wish Tree" and wish you a "Jade Tree Lingfeng"; give you a "Wish Wall" wishing you "will be stronger when you meet the strong"; give you a "Wish Pool" wishing you "Ride the world". During the Mid-Autumn Festival, wishes come true. I wish your respected customers and friends “the most wealth in the world” and “the most beautiful life in the world”!

16. I have three good news to tell you: first, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I wish you a happy holiday in advance; second, the moon is bright and round during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and you can enjoy it for free; third, if you Give me a gift and I won’t refuse.

17. I have been working hard for more than half a year and am busy making money. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching in a blink of an eye, and clockwork blessings are also coming in advance: thank you for your long-term support of our company, and I wish you prosperity and prosperity, and a fuller moon!

18. An unswerving friendship, a sweet concern, a warm blessing, a sincere text message, a gentle greeting, sending the voice of the heart, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always smile, Healthy reunion and full of happiness.

19. It’s two happinesses. It turns out that friends’ happiness belongs to each other! When one person is happy, everyone is happy! The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. For the sake of happiness for each other, I sincerely hope that everything will be happy for you!

20. We meet because of fate; we know each other because of happiness; we make friends because of happiness. Friendship keeps us together, and concern makes me miss you. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival with my blessing.

21. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming, and the accuracy of Du Li, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happiness forever! Don't get excited, just hold on!

22. Make a beautiful wish and wish you endless happiness. May the moon be full during the Mid-Autumn Festival and miss your loved ones during the festive season. May all happiness be with you, may your smile always bloom like flowers, and may all your wishes come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

23. Today is an unusual Mid-Autumn Festival. If I give you mooncakes, I will be out. Therefore, I have made a serious decision to give you the whole moon. The moon has been plucked and now it is soaked in the well to "wash away the dust". Don't worry, it will be yours if you pick it up!

24. A full moon hangs in the sky, and the two bright moons shine on the earth. Gifts are given for three birthdays and two birthdays. Families from all over the world are happy together, admiring the colorful moonscape, everyone in the world celebrates together, and a poem is written in seven steps. Ode to the Mid-Autumn Festival, eat mooncakes on August 15th!

25. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the full moon is shining, joy is on the top, blessings are shining, no worries, high spirits, good health, sorrow escape, laugh often, look pretty, good luck, make more money, good luck Cover, happy hug. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

26. The moon is round, the sweet dreams are round, the mooncakes are fragrant, and I miss you. Jade Rabbit, Chang'e, Osmanthus; Bright Moon, Fifteenth, Blessings. I wish my dear customers and friends a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

27. Mid-Autumn Festival blessings are sincere and do not need a thousand words or ten thousand words. A small text message, with thoughts in my heart, sends this blessing to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

28. On this day of reunion, may happiness come to you, good luck be close to you, happiness be with you, career be with you, love be chasing you, success be waiting for you, money be looking for you, I I wish you good health and happy holidays.

29. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the moon is full, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; the fish are swimming, the birds are chirping, I hope you laugh every day; the book in your hand, the wine in the cup, I wish you good luck Every day! With more joy and less sorrow, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

30. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Here is a moon cake. Ingredients: five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three coins of friendship water, tied with humor, and delivered by mobile phone; shelf life: August of the lunar calendar Fifteen years ago.

31. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the moon is full, make a wish that is round and round; the sun is round, the moon is round, the reunion is round; the official source and the financial source are all around; the source of people and blessings are endless; the source of love. , the source of the heart, the source of wishes follows the wish. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

32. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I send you a text message. I hope you will be happy after seeing it. . Because I want us to be friends until the day we lose our teeth.

33. No matter how densely packed the mooncake box is, it cannot conceal my Mid-Autumn Festival blessings to you; no matter how exquisite and delicious the mooncakes are, they cannot match the sincere greetings from my heart. It is really a pleasure to work with you. I wish you health, happiness and a brilliant career. I only hope that our cooperation will reach a higher level!

34. I miss you so much with good words and words, bless you with good intentions and good intentions, I am so stupid, so crazy and in love with you, it is so difficult to give up on you, I have good friends, good affection, good friends, good luck! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

35. Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, while Chang'e stole to the moon; the moon is never old, love has been difficult since ancient times; the moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the past is full in the heart; the jade rabbit accompanies Chang'e, and the silk belt carries eternal lovesickness.

36. Yellow leaves and withered flowers warm people's hearts and desolate the lushness; the moon is bright and the wind is high, coveting the years and passing away the evening; Chang'e and moon cakes are legends of fairy tales and delicious delicacies. "Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you stay happy and hold on to the beauty."

37. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, anyone who has a certain status in my heart, who works without fatigue, who counts money without falling asleep, who laughs every day without frowning, I will give a gift worth RMB 1 in advance. A dime text message to express congratulations.

38. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, the atmosphere of the festival is getting stronger, the moon cakes are fragrant everywhere, the wanderers are eager to return, and the work schedule is in front of us. We go to work before the festival, everyone rushes slowly and sticks to the end. One day, unlimited holiday relaxation!

39. With sincerity as the radius and sincerity as the center of the circle, I send you a round Mid-Autumn Festival blessing. I wish you: the moon is round, people are round, everything is reunited, and everyone goes well and everything goes well. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance and may your family be happy!

40. Good news: On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, users whose first two digits of their mobile phone numbers are 13 can go to street stalls to receive free mooncakes. Of course, they must apply burnt cream in advance to prevent being cheated by the stall owner. of boiling water.

41. I ordered a box of mooncakes for you using my mobile phone, but I don’t know the exact address and can’t deliver it. However, you can pick it up for free at a nearby supermarket with some text messages. Here’s how to pick it up: pick it up and run. The sooner the better.

42. There is a kind of care, high in the clouds, that makes the distance no longer far away; there is a kind of blessing, coming from the bottom of my heart, pulling out a series of thoughts; there is a kind of memory that will remind you of you from time to time. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I wish you all the best, happiness and sweetness!

43. Mooncakes are a must-eat during the Mid-Autumn Festival and will be sent in advance via text message. Before the overwhelming blessings arrive, with the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, and the accuracy of Du Li, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happiness forever.

44. The full moon brings all the people together, the family and the country are reunited, we spend the full moon festival night, and miss the sweet dreams of thousands of miles. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion, and a fuller moon.

45. Friendship is like fragrant meat buns, fiery pots, hot shabu-shabu, and big round mooncakes. Are you greedy again? Come and have a drink during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

46. Thinking of you during the Mid-Autumn Festival is the happiest thing; seeing you is the happiest thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done; However, lying to you happened just now.

47. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend; don’t be obsessed with sister, sister has become Chang’e; don’t be obsessed with mooncakes, mooncakes are just packaging boxes; be obsessed with my text messages, they can bring you Happy holidays!

48. A layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness, and another year of yellow leaves. It’s hard work running around all day. Don’t forget to add some clothes when it’s cold. Take good care of your body and food, cherish friendship and keep in touch. The text message is full of love, but I only hope that we and the moon will be reunited! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

49. I had a fight with the sun because I wanted to snatch the moon and give it to you. Unexpectedly, the guy was so disrespectful that I accidentally stepped on it and turned it into a mooncake. If you don't mind, just take it all! And wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

50. My dear friend, I tell you to eat mooncakes as much as you want. With the first bite, I wish the motherland prosperity! For the second bite, I wish us happiness and good health! In the third mouthful, don’t drop the slag and hit Xiaoqiang! The fourth bite, you’re done, please pay!

51. The Mid-Autumn Festival moon hangs quietly outside the window. I looked at it blankly, as if it were a bright mirror. You and I were looking at each other, exchanging endless thoughts and blessings: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, sweetheart!

52. The moon is poetry, the starry sky is painting, may all happiness accompany you; greetings are spring, care is summer, may all friends treat you sincerely; gentleness is autumn, romance is winter, may all Happiness follows you. Wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

53. The moon is full in the sky, the world is reunited, the family is harmonious, the friends are fulfilled, the dreams in the heart are fulfilled, and the left and right are fulfilled; I wish you continuous popularity, love, blessings, financial resources, and fate every day. , everything goes as expected! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

54. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I’ll give you a mooncake. Level 1: Care! Second level: considerate! The third level: romance! The fourth floor: Warmth! Middle layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Always happy!

55. In the blink of an eye, it is this familiar Mid-Autumn Festival again. My blessings are with you every moment, and my care is always by your side! May my blessings be carried by the breeze, drift along the soft water, and reach your heart. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

56. I can’t wait any longer, so I decided to lead the people of the country in wishing you a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! In good health! The blessing text messages you will receive in the next few days are all sent by me. I am a very low-key person, so just know it and don’t make it public.

57. I am the breeze and you are the smoke, chasing and moving forward forever. I am the kite and you are the string, and the ties are always connected. I am the mooncake and you are the stuffing, entwined and hugged into a ball.

I am the bright moon and you are the spring, clearly in my heart! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

58. On the fifteenth day of the lunar month, the world is at peace; when the moon reaches the Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family worships the moon; the pagoda lamp illuminates the heaven and earth; the lotus roots are under the flowers, and the lotus root threads are connected; the red pomegranates bloom and see the seeds; the reunion cakes, Lovers reunited and happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

59. The breeze is blowing, the sky is slightly cool, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and blessings are coming. My good friend, I wish you that your love is as beautiful as moon cakes and sweet, your career is as bright as the moon, and your family is as round and sweet as the moon. I wish you happiness and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

60. When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, the moon is full. Look at the round moon cakes on the plate. The whole family is reunited. Eat and drink to make your belly full. I wish you sweet dreams. May you make a lot of money every day and your wallet will be full soon. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and all the best!