An egg jumped into Songhua River. What egg did it become?

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg.

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it turned into a preserved egg.

One egg ran to Shandong, and turned into a (halogen) egg;

One egg was homeless, and as a result, it became a wild egg;

an egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, which turned into an inverted (guided) bomb;

An egg ran into someone's yard and turned into a yard bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb.

An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg.

an egg went to pour coal and turned out to be unlucky.

An egg swam in the river and turned into a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into Hua Dan.

There is an egg riding a horse and holding a knife. It turns out that he is peking opera blues.

An egg got mixed up with a duck egg, and it turned out to be an asshole!

An egg talked to a fool and turned into a fool.

An egg went to Japan to wash hot springs and turned into a cannonball (bubble).

When an egg was put into a purse, it turned into a poached egg.

An egg fell into a man's trouser stall and turned into an egg. . .

An egg tripped up the stairs and turned into a "fool"

An egg turned into a bomb (egg) when it went to suicide bombing.

An egg fell on the paper and turned into a bullet.

An egg practiced high jump, jumping and jumping, and turned into a fool.

An egg swam in the Dead Sea and turned into a salted egg superman!

An egg rolls and rolls, and it becomes a fuck-off.

An egg is pounded and pounded in a bowl, and the result becomes a trick.

An egg+an egg+an egg+an egg+oil = scrambled eggs

An egg+rice = egg fried rice

An egg falls into the toilet and becomes a rotten egg. It turns out to be a fried egg

When you marry an egg, you are called an asshole when you have a baby

When you eat an egg, it turns out to be a medium egg

When you eat an egg and eat a duck egg, you become a preserved egg

When an egg wears a leather coat, it turns out to be a duck egg

When another egg is in a bad mood, it turns out to be a preserved egg.

An egg was accidentally rounded from an ellipse by a chicken, and as a result, it became a New Year's Day (egg)

I wish you all a happy Christmas and New Year's Day in advance ~ ~ ~ ~ ```

An egg has gone to be a young lady. Turns out to be eggs.

A basket of eggs felt very crowded, so they jumped out of the basket one after another. As a result, it became Satan.

An egg swam in the Dead Sea, and as a result, it became a salted egg superman!

There was an egg that was the second, and it was a second egg.

A turtle egg boasted that it was a golden egg.

A doctor egg boasted that it was a silver egg.

Later, when they participated in a cctv program, they were all smashed by Li Yong.

An egg that wanted to be a preserved egg went swimming in Songhua River and accidentally detonated Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, it was polluted by benzene and became an idiot.

an egg tells cold jokes every day, and it turns cold.

When a goose lays an egg, it is called a goose egg.

An egg accidentally ran into the bank's vault and turned out to be a safe egg (quail egg).

an egg and a duck egg played a double-edged sword, and it turned into a double-edged egg.

The last egg in the world became people's precious egg ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A male precious egg went to love and brought a female precious egg back to her mother.

An egg accidentally ran to the test paper, and it turned into a zero egg.

An egg farted.

an egg accidentally hit a cake and turned into a cake (Changchun people can understand! )

An egg played with a girlfriend, so its balls became longer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A lovely egg was knitting a sweater with another egg, and it turned out to be a crappy egg ...

An egg was in close contact with an iron pan, and it turned out to be a scrambled egg ...

An egg married a cold one. It is annoyed, regretful, and angry. It becomes a bastard when it is angry ...

An egg puts all its capital into the stock market, and it turns out to be poor.

An egg keeps drinking Gao Legao, and it turns into an egg cake!

An egg soaked in an Internet cafe every day becomes a bastard.

Eggs quarrel with tomatoes. People say: tomatoes quarrel with eggs. Later, there was a noisy fight, and as a result, the egg was lost. People said: Egg noodles (Dandan Noodles)

When Beijingers saw the egg, they said-Ya Dan ~

An egg fell to the ground while walking, so it became Fudan

What is an egg? This is an eternal topic, so people often say: an egg is ...

an egg laughs at jokes until it forgets the time, and then it becomes an all-nighter

an egg is put on the back by a turtle and becomes a bastard.

An egg met you and turned into a rotten egg

An egg was doing gymnastics and turned into a "fucking egg"

Pomegranate in left hand, egg in right hand, butting, grenade (egg)

An egg kissed another egg, and it became a hydrogen bomb

A very playful egg-finished

. It becomes a sugar-coated cannonball.

A date with an egg is called Jordan.

An airport-sized egg, and her name is insipid.

On a dark night, bravery becomes dull.

A naughty egg is called trick-or-treating.

A naked egg is called Handan.

One is too full. . .

If you talk nonsense, you will be finished.

A chicken laid an egg called an egg.

An egg doesn't like rice

After quarreling with rice for a few words, it becomes fried rice with eggs

The chicken laid quail eggs and told her to lay eggs early. Hehe

An egg turned into a bitter (crying) egg, and 555555 couldn't laugh .............................................................................

a basket of eggs accidentally fell to the ground and turned into silly (scattered) eggs

An egg saw an engineering girl and turned out to be a dinosaur egg ~ ~ (just kidding, no laughing)-

Look at the egg in the mirror-Fudan (a school I yearn for ~)

The egg walked in the rain-zero (showered) egg.

An egg climbed the Eiffel Tower and turned into a cake (high)

Open the egg, put it in a bowl, put it in a steamer, and then take it out, and it turned into a real (steamed) egg.

An egg is sending a text message-

I promise that two eggs will be my guests and I will send them out before I leave--Song Dandan

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