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The most popular person on Douyin, his insightful words make people choke, but his words are rough and rational!

1. The reason why you believe what a person says is because he said what you want to hear. -- "The Ferryman"

2. In addition to marrying you and transferring money, saying that I like you or miss you are all lies. It is better to pay a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

3. In fact, it is really not worth getting angry when you hear others say bad things about you behind your back. Because generally people who secretly speak ill of you are not as good as you.

4. The older you get, the more you will find the disadvantages of social interaction. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and seriously develop a hobby of solitude.

5. Don’t always wrong yourself just to accommodate others. There are few people in this world who are worthy of you always bending down. If you bend over for a long time, people will only get used to your low posture, and your posture will not be important.

6. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what the vicissitudes of life mean, what it means to be like a knife as time passes, and what it means to see things change and people change.

7. What makes us unhappy are all trivial things. We can dodge an elephant, but we cannot dodge a fly.

8. In life, grievances are inevitable. If they are digested, they will be the driving force for growth. If they are not digested, they will become tempers.

9. The so-called threshold, sufficient ability is the door, and insufficient ability is the threshold. The ups and downs in life are mostly caused by lack of ability.

10. Compromising will basically result in an increase in your ability. Don’t expect to gain any respect or heartache.

11. When you are thin and beautiful, have something on your mind, and your wallet is full of your own money, let alone this month, the whole world will be kinder to you.

12. It is true that only a small number of people care about whether you are tired from flying. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They are more concerned about whether you fall miserably. Then Pretend to care and give a like.

13. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it but few have met it. In this world, the only people who will not betray you are your parents and the money in your pocket.

14. All depression and loneliness basically stem from lack of money and lack of love.

15. For things like vanity, you must have the strength to pay for it. Otherwise, it would be to save face and suffer.

16. Try not to use favors for things that can be solved with your own money. You have to know that favors are much more expensive than money.

17. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strong and weak. If you are good, people will fawn over you, but if you are not good, even dogs will step on you.

18. Don’t get acquainted with anyone too quickly. Don’t think that the topics are the same at the beginning. You will have many things in common and you will be close friends who met each other so late. Words are often fake, but what we experience together is real.

19. Don’t listen to other people’s lies. Every step of your life must be completed by your own ability. I have no information in my stomach, no skills in my hands, and it is useless no matter how many people I know.

20. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, there will be a lot of people yelling at you. This is because those who eat shit are destined to be united and friendly with those who shit. Editor: The best time is the time that cannot be returned. Editor: Trust is used to accumulate, not to challenge. Editor: Kindness is easy to forget, resentment is hard to eliminate, and human feelings are all the same. Classic quotations

(1) Classic quotations that are rough but not rude

1. When you leave, you will not show your empty hands like the ancient emperors, lamenting that in the end you have nothing. Can't take it away. Because of course you know that we live not to take away anything, but to bring something. You have brought so much to the world, you should be smiling when you leave, right? Smiling with empty hands, just like the wind, sunshine, rain, flowers and plants that come and go in this world every day.

2. We will always encounter some garbage people in life. They are full of negative things such as anger, arrogance, revenge, jealousy, etc. Once we encounter such people, the most correct thing to do is to Wave quickly away from them and continue on your way. Don't accept their negative garbage and spread it to innocent people around us. Life is short and you should never treat them like rubbish. If you encounter such people in your life, please laugh them off.

3. When I miss you, I just want to take a look and feel warm. When I am concerned, I just want to say hello. When I feel at ease and lonely, I just want to chat for a while. I am very nostalgic. The most expensive thing in the world is not money, but time; the most beautiful thing in life is not scenery, but feelings. The most difficult thing in life is not staying together, but knowing each other. Understanding does not lie in the length of time, but in understanding each other.

4. Is contentment a virtue? It depends on what kind of contentment you have. If you feel contented and feel more empowered about life, then your contentment is positive. If you say that you are very contented, but after saying that, you feel less and less interested in life, then your contentment is negative, and it is best to avoid this kind of contentment. To maintain desire is to avoid this kind of negative contentment, and don't use this to perfunctory yourself.

5. Many people ignore that interestingness is an important prerequisite for choosing friends, not usefulness.

6. Before meeting the man who can take care of her life, a woman must live like a man. Therefore, men should not laugh at women for living like men. We are just too lazy to act like little women in front of men we are not interested in.

7. Pretend to smile as if nothing has happened. This is not giving up, but maturing.

8. Only when you improve yourself can you meet better people. The level of communication is determined by your own quality. You never study, so naturally most of the people you associate with are superficial and materialistic people, and the conversation is nothing more than trivial matters. Even if you meet a better person, he will be scared away by you. He won't talk to you in half a sentence, but say Goodbye when you meet him. The kind of person you are determines the kind of friends you will have, and also determines the kind of lover you will have.

9. A fire lit up in the darkness. It was so warm and happy. The firelight was ever-changing and intoxicating. The same is true at the beginning of love. The loneliness in the whole world recedes, making room for our fire. The test of love is not how to light the fire, but how to keep finding firewood and keep the fire burning through the long night.

10. Although we have changed during the days we were apart, there are always some details that tell me that you are still you and I am still me. What time has changed is our view of the world, but it has not changed our familiarity with each other.

11. Don’t tell others your affairs from the bottom of your heart. Do you know that some people are heart-to-heart in front of them but use their brains behind their backs?

12. It is too easy to live an ordinary and boring life. You can not study, take risks, exercise, write, go out, or mess around. However, the most regretful thing in life is: I was Can.

13. One day, you will realize that most dreams are not meant to be realized, but are just a wet moon hanging in the distant sky. It is only responsible for giving you a faint light in the darkness and telling you that the road is ahead. It will also change with ups and downs as we become confused and make choices about the future. So, just follow the light and walk forward. No matter whether it is grassland or desert ahead, it is the scenery and the distance you will reach.

14. Melting snow is always colder than falling, just like the end is always more painful than the beginning.

15. Falling in love is like a tug-of-war. Everyone wants the other person to love them more and desperately wants to win the game, but they forget that if the other person lets go first, they will only get a bloody head.

16. True love is not about letting go when you feel tired, nor about separating when you feel inappropriate. It is about wanting to be together even if you are tired, and wanting to strive for it even when it is inappropriate. You are tired because you care, not because you are tired. Suitability is because you don’t love enough. Real love doesn’t have so many excuses.

17. This winter, you need full WiFi, a warm bed, endless clothes, endless snacks, best friends who can go out even in cold weather, and A boyfriend who can warm your hands will help you sleep until the morning when you wake up naturally.

18. You climb mountains and ridges, overcome thorns and thorns, and work hard to make yourself better; you are cautious and do many things that he/she doesn’t know; you run all the way and care silently, hiding yourself. You want to be so good that you can stand upright in front of the person you like and say I like you. In the end, you defeat yourself, and thousands of words turn into one hello. Sometimes love is just like this. Only you know everything hidden behind the casual greeting.

19. Don’t agree to things you can’t do. Don’t make promises easily when you are happy. Don’t give random answers when you are sad. Make fewer decisions when you are angry. This will make your life much easier.

(2) Classic quotations that are harsh but not harsh

Life is only a few decades, don’t leave any regrets to yourself, love when you should love, it’s pointless Suppress yourself.

If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

Every moment that you don’t want to forget has silently grown into a memory. No matter how far we go, our steps are still full of strength.

Someone asked me: Who will control your life? Damn it!

You stumbled and got this injury, just treat it as the remnants of makeup painted for youth.

Hate is sometimes a misuse of the power of love.

No matter how unfortunate you are, as long as you believe that you are happy, you can get happiness.

Sometimes there are things that are happier not knowing than knowing.

Most of the things you get after waiting for too long are no longer what you originally wanted.

You have to believe that there is a person coming to you, and he will bring you the most beautiful love. All you have to do is to take good care of yourself before that person appears.

Life is actually a process in which one desire replaces another desire.

Some people, once you meet them, will be in love for a thousand years; some people, once your love begins, will be irresistible.

No one can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.

Youth is an ignorant rush, which will always leave the scars of displacement. How I hope the sun will shine tomorrow to burn my rotten dreams.

Don’t fall in love because of loneliness, let alone fall in love wrongly and stay lonely all your life.

If you can't bear it anymore, just bear it again!

Fortunately and unfortunately, it is a feeling. It does not depend on a person's living conditions, but on a person's mentality.

Those who know how to give up will get more, and those who know how to give up will cherish more.

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it's friendship or love.

Because I don’t have it, I never worry about losing it; because I want it, I worry about gains and losses.

Never regret what should be persisted, never care about what should be let go, and never throw away what should be cherished.

Time is like a nail, and life is destined to be a one-shot deal.

Life is a personal journey that cannot be replaced by anyone. There are always people leaving and people always arriving.

You are not a reusable bag, so don’t keep pretending and pretending.

Trust is when you pointed a gun at me one day, and when the gun finally went off, I also believed that the gun went off.

Life rounds us in order to make us roll further.

As a person, if you don’t push yourself, you don’t know how good you are. The words are crude but not crude. They are so insightful that no one can refute them!

1. No matter how beautiful the mistress is, or how charming the mistress is, the government will always recognize the original wife.

2. Bragging will turn into a loud slap, either on your own face or on the face of someone who looks down on you.

3. Don’t be dissatisfied with others all the time. You should always review yourself. Ask yourself how you could have met this person blindly in the first place.

4. The reason why you believe what a person says is because he said what you want to hear. "The Ferryman"

5. If a person you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly contacts you, he is probably having a bad life recently, and people who are doing well will not think of you.

6. When you are not strong enough, everything you do is just a joke in the eyes of others.

7. A person coming from the opposite side and hitting it is called love; a car coming from the opposite side and hitting it is called a car accident. It's a pity that cars always collide with each other, but people always give way to each other.

8. The lives of the rich are varied, but the lives of the poor are roughly the same.

9. Don’t try to persuade someone who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only not thank you, but will also think that you are competing with him to eat shit.

10. Comfort is the usury of life. You don’t have to pay it back now, but you can pay it back twice as much in the future.

11. Don’t be fat, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar when you are poor.

12. Don’t blame others for judging others by their appearance. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you.

13. When encountering disgusting things, you must learn to be calm and calm. There are all kinds of scum in this world.

14. The most intense quarrel lasts only one minute, and what you said in that minute is something you can’t make up for in a hundred minutes.

15. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, your life will become a piece of underpants. You have to catch up on whatever other people fart.

16. Try not to use favors for things that can be solved with your own money. You have to know that favors are much more valuable than money.

17. When you learn to reject others and learn to retaliate in kind, they will respect you and even fear you. So there is nothing wrong with being ruthless.

18. If after the age of 20, you still ask your parents for money, then your whole body of famous brands will only highlight your incompetence.

19. Living tiredly is because you have extra things in your heart, which is the same as being full.

20. Don’t tell the world your pain like a refugee. The world is full of not doctors, but beasts who rub salt into wounds. Editor: The most beautiful encounter does not talk about the past; the best parting does not ask about the return date. Workplace editor, every sentence is incisive. Editor: If you are sincere, we will live together 100 times in the future. Very real!

1. People practice in the world, and the sword is sharpened on the stone.

Comments: One cannot become a man without torture, and one cannot become a god without incense.

2. Don’t think about speaking for three days, and don’t do manual work for three years.

Comments: Practice makes perfect.

3. The big carp swimming in the lake is not as good as the small crucian carp on the table.

Comments: One bird in the hand is worse than a hundred birds in the forest

4. A handful of running water can quench your thirst if you are not satisfied with thousands of words.

Comments: You can’t just talk without practicing.

5. If you don’t take the burden, you don’t know the weight; if you don’t take the long road, you don’t know the distance.

Comments: Standing and talking does not cause back pain.

6. Ask the woodcutter when collecting firewood, and ask the boatman when sailing a boat.

Comments: It is important to ask the right people and experts when asking questions.

7. The old horse knows the way, the old man is sophisticated.

Comments: As a person grows older, he becomes as cunning as a thief.

8. If you don’t believe what the old man says, you will suffer a lot.

Comments: Ginger is still spicy.

9. Just talk but not practice the fake moves, just practice without talking about the real moves, talk and practice all the moves.

Comments: Nine points of true ability, one point of deception.

10. Grass cannot cover the eyes of an eagle, and water cannot cover the eyes of a fish.

Comments: No matter how cunning the fox is, he cannot escape the eyes of the hunter.

11. A fragrant flower may not necessarily be beautiful, and a good talker may not necessarily be capable.

Comments: The buns have meat but not in the pleats.

12. Temporary strength depends on strength, and eternal victory or defeat depends on reason.

Comments: Justice may be late, but it will not be absent.

13. The oxen cannot drag the rake, and the people speak unreasonably.

Comments: A cooked duck will have a tough mouth.

14. You can travel all over the world with reason, but you can’t move even without reason.

Comment: What should I do if I want to fight for three points despite being unreasonable?

15. Eat others' mouths and be soft-handed.

Comments: Serve other people’s bowls and obey their orders.

16. The mouth of the altar can be sealed, but the population cannot.

Comments: It is better to defend the people's mouth than to defend the river.

17. When people go to higher places, water flows to lower places.

Comments: Those who understand current affairs are heroes.

18. People compete for a breath, and Buddha competes for a stick of incense.

Comments: People have no will but no determination.

19. Three hundred and sixty lines, every line is number one.

Comments: Gold will shine wherever it is placed.

20. Nothing is difficult in the world, only those who are willing can do it.

Comments: Nothing is difficult as long as you are willing to climb.

21. Heaven does not give birth to useless people, and the earth does not grow nameless grass.

Comments: I am born with talents that will be useful.

22. The water is so deep that it is difficult to find the bottom, and the tiger will not be defeated until it dies.

Comments: Dead Zhuge scares away living Zhongda. (Zhuge refers to Zhuge Liang, and Zhongda refers to Sima Yi.)

23. It’s better to eat porridge with eyebrows than with rice with frowning eyebrows.

Comments: I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle.

24. It is better to suffer money than to suffer losses to people.

Comments: If you have a car and a house, but no health, you are nothing!

25. A scholar will starve to death without selling his books, and a strong man will not sell his sword if he is exhausted.

Comments: You must have confidence to be a human being!

26. Don’t lose your ambition if you are poor, and go crazy if you are rich.

Comments: I saw him building a tall building, watching him entertain guests, and seeing his building collapse.

27. Although the weight is small, it can weigh a thousand pounds.

Comments: It is scientifically proven that anything concentrated is a high-quality product.

28. If you keep the green hills, you won’t have to worry about running out of firewood.

Comments: If your heart is there, why worry about having no way out?

29. The rope cuts the wood, and the water drops penetrate the stone.

Comments: Four words, stick to it!

30. Don’t speak two-faced words, and don’t ask for double-dealing in front of others.

Comments: People who are duplicitous and duplicitous live a tiring and annoying life!

31. People rely on their good intentions, and trees rely on their strong roots.

Comments: Kind people do not deceive others.

32. If you argue with others in front of others, you will definitely argue with others behind you.

Comments: People who are sweet-mouthed often have a bitter heart, and those who love the limelight must like to belittle and exclude others.

33. A villain holds a grudge, but a gentleman is grateful.

Comments: A villain will remember one bad thing about others, but will forget even a thousand good things about others.

34. Don’t be afraid of the angry-eyed King Kong, only be afraid of the narrow-eyed Bodhisattva.

Comments: Ferocious punches make it impossible to smile.

35. Don’t be afraid of tigers and wolves sitting in front of you, but be afraid of being cut off from both sides.

Comments: The villain has to be on guard.

36. Don’t be afraid of ghosts scaring people, just be afraid of people scaring people.

Comments: People are far scarier than ghosts.

37. Wealth that is not yours should not fall into your pocket.

Comment: Don’t eat from other people’s bowls.

38. If you don’t drink, your face won’t be red; if you don’t be a thief, your heart won’t be frightened.

Comments: If you don’t want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself.

39. It can only save suffering, but not gambling.

Comments: Help the emergency but not the poor.

40. There is only the reputation of Qianli, but not the prestige of Qianli.

Comments: People are respected and feared, and no one is afraid of fighting.

41. A bird cherishes its feathers, a tiger cherishes its skin, and a man cherishes his face.

Comments: A person can endure humiliation and be shameless when doing things; but being a human being requires face and cannot be without a bottom line.

42. It is better to admit your mistakes than to lie.

Comments: A lie needs more lies to cover up, and eventually the truth will be revealed.

43. It is better to have no money than to be shameless.

Comments: Those who produce and sell poisonous food and vaccines are not only shameless, but it is hard to tell whether they are.

44. It is better to fight with open guns than to hurt people with hidden arrows.

Comments: Mao Zedong said: "Be honest and above board, and don't engage in intrigues."

45. A whip hurts the flesh, and a bad word hurts.

Comments: A kind word can warm you in three winters, but a bad word can hurt you in June.

46. Contentment brings peace, but greed can easily lead to disaster.

Comments: When people’s hearts are not enough, snakes swallow elephants.

47. Use your heart and mind to harm yourself.

Comments: The agency was too clever in calculating, and it cost Qingqing her life.

48. Cats and mice sleep on different grounds, and tigers and deer walk on different paths.

Comments: Different circles should not be rigid.

49. Don’t deceive the mountains, don’t deceive the water, don’t deceive the people, don’t deceive the heart.

Comments: Don’t play with emotions in anything.

50. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink.

Comments: Management is very important and responsibilities must be implemented.

51. Trying to catch two rabbits only ends up empty-handed.

Comments: Bit off more than you can chew.

52. If you don’t know three questions, there is no rule by gods.

Comments: Pretending to be deaf and dumb, haha, just not taking a stand.

53. Life is counted three times a year, and even if you are not sick, you will become sick.

Comments: Don’t believe in evil if you are not sick, but seek medical advice if you are sick.

54. A bottle of water does not make any sound, but half a bottle of water is sloshing around.

Comments: Those who are capable often don’t like to show off, but those who are incomprehensible like to show off.

55. People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.

Comments: Dislike the poor and love the rich, this is the normal state of the world.

56. Your own meat is not fragrant, but other people’s food is.

Comments: Children are good to one’s family, and wives are good to others.

57. A cat that sings more will catch fewer mice.

Comments: People who like to brag often fail to do practical things.

58. Don’t worry about others, saying that you have good flowers and good rice.

Comments: See yourself as a flower, see others as rubbish.

59. It is difficult to cure an unjust disease with good medicine, and it is difficult to persuade a fool with good words.

Comments: Playing the piano to a cow is in vain.

60. Flowers made of paper will not bear fruit, and wax cores will not be popular.

Comments: What is true cannot be false, and what is false cannot be true.

61. A big chicken cannot fly over a wall, and ashes cannot build a wall.

Comments: Sack pieces are used to make coats, not that material.

62. What family members say turns a deaf ear, while outsiders talk about the Golden Scripture.

Comments: Foreign monks can chant sutras.

63. The mother misses the son, the Yangtze River water; the son misses the mother, the pole is long.

Comments: The mother worries when the son travels a thousand miles, but the son does not worry when the mother travels a thousand miles.

64. Being able to be big and small is a dragon, but being big but not small is a worm.

Comments: A man can bend and stretch.

65. A dull dog speaks secretly.

Comments: The silent dog bites the hardest.

66. There is a way to flatter a horse. Smile first and speak later.

Comments: Smiling flatteringly. (Hunched shoulders, with a charming smile on his face.)

67. The poor live in the busy city and no one cares about them, while the rich live in the mountains and have distant relatives.

Comments: The world is the same in ancient and modern times.

68. The monk does not tell ghosts, and there is no rice in the bag.

Comment: Today, in the eyes of some people, monks have also become a profession.

69. One person conveys the truth, but a hundred people convey the truth.

Comments: Three people become a tiger.

70. You can’t become fat with one bite, and you can’t reach the horizon with one step.

Comments: Everything has a process, take your time.

71. People cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured.

Comment: If you are ugly, you should read more.

72. A dragon cannot survive without clouds, and a fish cannot survive without water.

Comments: Platform is very important.

73. Stay overnight before it’s too late, watch the sky early when the rooster crows.

Comments: Everything will be successful if it is forewarned, and it will be ruined if it is not forewarned.

74. A melon is not round, and a person is not perfect.

Comments: No gold is pure and no one is perfect.

75. How big your feet are, and what size shoes you wear.

Comments: If you don’t have diamonds, don’t do porcelain work.

76. Eat food with heart, and be obedient.

Comments: Be good at listening to the undertones.

77. Those who can speak can make people laugh, but those who cannot speak can make people jump.

Comments: Speaking is a language art.

78. First nail the stakes and then tie the donkey, first build the nest and then fish.

Comments: If you want to marry a wife, you must first build a house (today is buying a house).

79. More timely rain and less hindsight.

Comments: There are three kinds of "Zhuge Liang": Zhuge Liang before the incident, Zhuge Liang during the incident, and Zhuge Liang after the incident.

80. Don’t slap someone in the face, and don’t take away the bowl when eating.

Comments: Leave room for everything.

81. Don’t say mean things in front of dwarves.

Comments: Don’t pick up which pot you don’t open.

82. Don’t cover the fire when it’s cold, and don’t cover the wind when it’s hot.

Comments: The beauty of a gentleman’s adulthood.

83. Save a gourd head a day and a big ox a year.

Comments: Diligence and thrift are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation.

84. The Yangtze River does not reject trickles, and Mount Tai does not reject earth and rocks.

Comments: Tolerance means greatness.

85. It is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself, and to help others is worse than using your legs.

Comments: It is better to rely on yourself than relying on heaven and people.

86. It takes a year to make flowers and a day to look at them.

Comments: Three minutes on stage, ten years of work off stage.

87. One person and one pair of hands can do things without help, but ten people and ten pairs of hands can drag Mount Taishan away.

Comments: Team spirit is very important.

88. If you often walk by the river, your feet will get wet.

Comments: Those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black.

89. Disease enters through the mouth, and disaster comes out of the mouth.

Comments: You cannot speak without going through your brain.

90. Fix the leaks while the weather is clear, and study while you are young.

Comments: If a young man doesn’t work hard, a grown man will be miserable.

91. If you don’t enter the tiger’s den, you won’t get the tiger’s cubs.

Comments: Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the Tiger Mountains.

92. There must be a road for a car to reach the mountain, and for a boat to reach the bridge.

Comments: Let nature take its course.

93. Rely on your parents at home and your friends when you go out.

Comments: It’s easier to travel when you have more friends.

94. Suffer once and learn to be good.

Comments: Experience is the basis of knowledge.

95. A thousand cups of wine with a close friend is too little, and half a sentence without speculation is more than enough.

Comments: If you meet a capable person, you will laugh a lot, but if you meet a mediocre person, you will have nothing to talk about.

96. Go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing.

Comments: No benefit, no early start.

97. Experts watch the door, but laymen watch the excitement.

Comments: Everything in the world has always been about experts deceiving laymen.

98. Those who do many injustices will surely die.

Comments: Misfortunes committed by God can be forgiven, but misfortunes committed by oneself cannot be tolerated.

99. The strongest has its own strong hand, and there are capable people behind the capable people.

Comments: There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world.

100. A hero does not mention his bravery.

Comments: It’s been a hundred years since I looked back.