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What are the classic five-minute conversations of three people in Prison Break?

How about taking us somewhere cooler, say, Africa?

How about throwing us somewhere cooler, say, Africa?

Hey, this guy was white this morning!

Hey, this guy was white this morning!

Michael: You and I … It's true …

Me and you. . . It's true.

I kneel only to God. I don't see him here.

I kneel only to God. He's not here!

Don't warm hands feel better than cold people?

Isn't a warm hand much better than a cold hand?

Sucre's girlfriend: What do you want from the future?

If I said it was you, would you run?

If I did, would you chase me?

Girlfriend: What do you want in the future?

If I said it was you, would you run away?

Girlfriend: If I run away, will you chase me?

Veronica: Michael, you are where you are because of your brother.

Michael: You mean he's where he is because of me.

-Michael, you are where you are because of your brother.

In other words, he is where he is because of me.

Do you think you are the only one who feels betrayed? I love you, Susan. True love. For the first time in my life ... and then ... and then all you did to me was throw me back into the darkness and throw me out the back door ... I had sins in the past. But when I met you, the man who did all the terrible things, he died. I was born again. Because of your love, I became a new person and a better person. When you sent me here to be with these people, you took that dirty bastard home.

Do you think you are the only one who feels betrayed? Me. . . I once loved you, Susan. The first true love in my life. And you. . And all you did was throw me out of the house and drive me back into the darkness. I have committed crimes in the past, but at the moment I met you, the man who did all the bad things died and I was born again. In the glory of your love, I became a new person and a better person. When you send me here to join these people, the dirty sinners of the past will come back to life.

The thin line between heaven and hell turned out to be love.

Name? Number?

Michael: michael scofield 9494 1

Are you religious, Scofield?

Michael: Never thought about it.

Beric: Good, because the Ten Commandments were not planted here. We only have two commandments here. The first commandment is that you are in the dark here.

Michael: What about the second commandment?

Refer to the first commandment.

Michael: I understand.

Sarah: I would like to be one of the solutions to the problem, not the problem itself.

Michael: If you want to change the world, change yourself first. What?

Sarah: Nothing. It happened to be my motto in the fourth grade.

Michael: Is that what you said? I always thought Gandhi said it.

Sucre: I want to join.

Michael: It is too late.

I'll do whatever you want me to do. See these hands? Just like an excavator. You want to dig in China, I'll dig in China for you. I'll help you dig a hole like a crazy rodent. Dude, I have to join!

Michael: I can't "join" at present. Van Gogh over there is my new cellmate.

But I know you won't sit still, right? You will try to get rid of him.

Michael: I have no choice.

Sucre: I love you very much!

There are three things you can't escape, death, taxes ... roll call.

Why not send us to a cool place? Like Africa?

Boss: Don't be childish, Theodore. It's not very hot either.

Isn't it hot? ! This guy was white when he woke up this morning!

The martial law you requested has already started, man.

Michael: You should come too.

What? I'm on sentry duty, man. I have to keep watch.

Michael: I need you to come down together. It takes two people to do this. Hang a cloth.

No, man. You only need to hang curtains when you are very much in love with your roommate.

Michael: Do you think the reputation here is more important, or going out?

Listen, man, listen, Beric, this is about you. What do we call a white pig who can't pass the police certificate and earns less money than a postman? -Prison guards.

If we do it here, what about the pipeline over there 10 feet?

Michael: No.

You can see through it?

Michael: I calculated the coordinates of the drilling point, recorded it in my tattoo and projected it on the wall. Everything is calculated and projected on the required point. It's just math.

What if your math is wrong?

Michael: Then you will drill the gas pipe through the wall, and then it will explode and we will all be burned alive.

Sucre: ... but you are good at math, aren't you?

Kellerman: 9- 1- 1- send. Do you think pressing four keys will be faster than pressing only one key?

You just stirred up a professional voice, young man. I can sing like 1000 ducks.

You see, there are no more me and you here, just us, right?

Nick: Every day, every day, we will face defeat ... but we will continue to fight. I mean, what else can we do? If you ...

If you love someone, will you let him end like that? So you must fight, keep fighting and never give up. We will succeed, won't we?

Do you think you can fool me, white boy? Because how many years did you go to school? Learned? Let me teach you. Darwin is in charge in this fence, not Einstein, but Darwin.

I have a question about you Mexicans.

Sucre: I can't help you I'm from Puerto Rico.

That's almost the same, my friend. I mean, all Latinos, why do lazy people in history become the advanced main labor force in the United States?

In my opinion, others are too lazy. Otherwise, how can immigrants have jobs? All the welfare recipients in the family are lazy people. Definitely not us.

Still driving that Cadillac climber?

Darius: Is Michael Jackson still white?

God, it's so cold. My hands are frozen stiff.

Do you know what people say about the weather in the Midwest? If you don't like the weather now, you can wait for an hour.

Darius: It seems that all the black brothers in the advertisement have studied computer technology.

C-Note: Uncle Sam taught us nothing but killing people.

When you sent me to this place, you completely awakened my sin. I remember the candlelight that day, waiting for me to walk into your front door through the window. I will go out one day. When that day comes, don't think I don't remember what your front door looks like, Susan.

Caroline: It's almost over. Bruns will die soon, and everything will return to normal. I know you've suffered a lot. But I promise, the worst is over.

A little girl said to her father who escaped from prison, "If I am in a place where I can't see you, I will run out." Super touched, a pure heart.

"Are you red?" "No" "What about you?" "no!" "Let's go! Remember: run when you have the chance, you don't need to be ready.

"Although I can't bring her back, I can do other things." "What should I do if something happens to you?" "As long as you have faith." That's why Michael must save his brother.

Michael: You and I … It's true …

Me and you. . . It's true.

A deep and implicit confession.

Michael Lincoln: Just have a little confidence.

Live with faith!

Spiritual pillar in adversity.

I kneel only to God. I don't see him here.

I kneel only to God. He's not here! Perhaps for dignity, but more for atonement.

Leave with dignity and pride and with your own beliefs. Relax and kiss the cross before you die, as if your whole life had been saved.

Take my hand and let's put all this behind us.

Shake hands and forget all the past.

Don't warm hands feel better than cold people?

Isn't a warm hand much better than a cold hand?

After the robbery, brothers are here, meet and laugh.

Sucre's friend: You look terrible.

I'm from hell, puppy. Now, I'm going to Las Vegas.

-You look desperate.

-I escaped from hell! I'm going to Las Vegas now.

Sucre's persistence in love moved me. As he said, "She is the love of my life". Love of my life.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

If you want to change the world, change yourself first.

Michael Lincoln: Just have a little confidence.

Live with faith!

Spiritual pillar in adversity.

Sucre's friend: You look terrible.

I'm from hell, puppy. Now, I'm going to Las Vegas.

-You look like a devil!

-I escaped from hell! I'm going to Las Vegas now.

If you want to know what love is, ask this "devil"!

You'd better speak with some respect, fish. A man kidnapped six boys and girls in Bama, raped and killed them. Not always in this order. T-bag is really not an ordinary pervert, raping and killing six underage men and women, disgusting ... who knows how to translate the first sentence, this mistake is so strange)

When you come to the stands again, we are not only excited by words. If you come to the stands again, our communication will be more than words (Michael rejects the abnormal Theodore, who leaves an elegant threat).

Better late than never, right? It's never too late. (Black soldier c-note gives the medicine to michael at the last minute)

He's a little strange. I gave him the results of the blood test, and he had this expression on his face. That's, um ... relieved (The beauty doctor thinks it's very strange: why did ms have a relieved expression when she learned that she had diabetes. )

All contraband will be confiscated. All prohibited items will be confiscated.

Are you talking about your neck?

Prisoners are not allowed to talk when they are on the lookout in prison.

Therefore, prisoners learned to look straight ahead and talk to people on the side.

-Bao, c-note, play cards together. A China compatriot sat on the left side of c-note and urged c-note to play cards with a strong attitude. C-note suddenly turned his head and blurted out: shut up, ping-pong boy! ! !

At that time, I thought his mouth was too bad.

When Sucre agreed to run away with Michael, he said, believe me, I dig well. I can dig all the way to China.

These grandchildren do nothing but beat our great country.

Prison Break Classic Dialogue 2

What do you want from the future?

If I said you, would you run?

If I did, would you chase me? Girlfriend: What do you want in the future?

If I said it was you, would you run away?

Girlfriend: If I run away, will you chase me?

Another Sucre, another Sucre, I can't help it. Ruthlessness is not like sentimentality. The reason for going to jail is to rob for love, which is silly.

Veronica: Michael, you are where you are because of your brother.

Michael: You mean he's where he is because of me.

-Michael, you are where you are because of your brother.

In other words, he is where he is because of me.

Knowing the truth, my heart surged. The bud of the prison break plan.

Do you think you are the only one who feels betrayed? I love you, Susan. True love. For the first time in my life ... and then ... and then all you did to me was throw me back into the darkness and throw me out the back door ... I had sins in the past. But when I met you, the man who did all the terrible things, he died. I was born again. Because of your love, I became a new person and a better person. When you sent me here to be with these people, you took that dirty bastard home.

Do you think you are the only one who feels betrayed? Me. . . I once loved you, Susan. The first true love in my life. And you. . And all you did was throw me out of the house and drive me back into the darkness. I have committed crimes in the past, but at the moment I met you, the man who did all the bad things died and I was born again. In the glory of your love, I became a new person and a better person. When you send me here to join these people, the dirty sinners of the past will come back to life.

The thin line between heaven and hell turned out to be love.

Why do you want to see him so much?

Michael: Because he is my brother.

-Why do you want to see him so badly?

Because he is my brother.

I always feel that he is my brother, more like an oath, a statement and acceptance of responsibility, a sharing, commitment and fight for life. So their battle began.

How about taking us somewhere cooler, say, Africa?

How about throwing us somewhere cooler, say, Africa?

Not that hot? When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!

Hey, this guy was white this morning!

T-bag is actually humorous enough, haha. .

Sarah: I believe in being part of the solution, not part of the problem.

My creed is to be the solution to the problem, not the problem itself.

I found Sarah's, too . . In the shadow of drugs, I don't know how she struggled to balance between the duties of an angel and the temptation of the devil.

Michael: There is a plan to correct all this.

There is a plan to make everything go smoothly.

From intricate blueprints to scattered newspaper clippings; From the initial subtle accumulation to the later step by step; From the background investigation of teammates to the rigorous layout of fleeing; From Michael's mysterious and exquisite tattoo to everything. . . Yes, there is a plan to make it all better.

Think Michael is a genius!

All: Utah ~ ~

Utah!

When everyone's whereabouts are gathered around Utah, it has become the undisputed central word in the second season, and it has become a classic with its extremely high frequency of appearance and the special effect of "speaking with one voice".

I prefer the sentence Utah ~ sloppy, cynical and a little unruly that T-bag threw out when he got on the bus lazily. This man is a yuppie.

Iron wire for binding hay

-What's your problem?

My neuroanatomical injury affected my reticular activation system.

-What does that mean?

-That means I don't sleep.

-Do you have any questions?

-I have a nerve injury that affects my reticular activation system.

-What does that mean?

That is to say, I don't have to sleep.

Crash ~ poor Michael … it's hard not to freak out when you meet such a person.

-I just shared a secret with you. Now it's your turn.

-Want to know what a tattoo means?

-Yeah.

-Nothing.

-I just told you my secret. It’s your turn.

-Want to know what those tattoos mean?

-Of course!

-It doesn't make sense.

Haywire said yes eagerly, but Michael threw cold water on him very simply and neatly. ~ Michael can be very unfriendly sometimes ~

-Who are you?

-Who are you?

Michael hopes Haywire can help restore the map on his back. When they met again, Michael got a very creative welcome.

-Haywire, do I look familiar?

-Are you the one who stole my toothpaste?

Haywire, don't you remember me at all?

Did you steal my toothpaste?

Haywire has a strange way of thinking ~

-You have something in your teeth again.

Something is stuck between your teeth again.

For the first time, in order to trick Haywire into spitting out sedatives, Michael said that he had something stuffed between his teeth; The second time, Michael did the same thing and directly "kidnapped" Haywire, which I thought was very funny. . . It seems that Michael has always had a bad attitude towards mental illness.

sucre

-I'll do anything you need. Do you see these hands? They are digging machines. You want to go to China? I will take you to China. If necessary, I'll dig like a psychotic rodent.

I'll do whatever you need. You saw my hand? These hands are excavators. You want to go to China? Then I'll help you dig in China. I can dig a hole like a groundhog!

-I didn't try to escape.

-Of course you didn't. You're just howling at the moon outside.

-I didn't try to escape.

-Of course you didn't. You just howl at the moon outside.

In the evening, Sucre went to mend the hole under the carpet and was caught by Beric. Bellick said something interesting about Sucre's explanation, huh?

Ever heard of tensile strength? Hooke's law of elasticity?

-What do you think?

-If we drill holes at key locations, we will damage the bearing capacity of the wall.

-How about speaking English?

Ever heard of tensile strength? Hooke's law?

-What do you say?

-If we drill holes at key locations, the bearing strength of the wall will be reduced.

-Don't you speak English?

Sucre ... confused by technical terms ...

I have a question for you, Fish. If we do all this work, where is the pipeline 10 feet over there?

-I won't.

-Do you have X-ray vision?

-I calculated the coordinates of the drill point, hid it in my tattoo and projected it back to the wall. Everything has been designed, so the image hit the right position. It's just math.

-What if your math is wrong?

You will drill into a dozen gas pipelines behind the wall. There will be an explosion and we will be burned alive.

-But you're good at math, right?

I have a question for you, Fish. If we drill a hole here, what will happen to the ten-foot pipeline over there?

-I won't.

-Do you have perspective eyes?

-I calculated the coordinates of the borehole, hid it in my tattoo, and then projected it back to the wall. Everything is calculated accurately, so the image will get stuck in those key positions. It's just math.

-What if your math is wrong?

-You'll crack the gas pipe on the wall. There will be an explosion and we will be burned alive.

-But you're good at math, right?

Imagine Sucre asking a nervous, almost comforting question. It's funny.

-I got a message from your cellmate, brother. He said he was fine and he was trying to fill in the blanks.

-Did he say that he was trying, or that he had filled in the blanks?

-Yo, man, I don't know. I didn't write it down.

-All right. Now you have to tell him that I filled the hole.

-Your roommate left you a message. He said he was fine and he was trying to fill in the blanks.

-Did he say he was trying, or did he fill it out?

-Dude, I don't know. I didn't write it down.

-All right. Then you tell him that I have filled the hole.

This time, the fat man suffered, suffering from Sucre and Michael's riddle. . .

Theodore

Everyone is familiar with this man's famous saying. . I don't make any comments. . .

I heard that you are transferring some real estate.

I heard that you are engaged in real estate in prison?

It seems that African banks are not allowed to withdraw money.

It seems that African banks are not allowed to withdraw money.

-What are we, the subway? Can everyone ride with us?

-What are we, buses? Everyone can sit where they want.

For health reasons, such information should spread faster.

Well, for the sake of our health, such news should be released earlier.

That night Michael finally decided to run away, and the plan and the number of people changed. So T-Bag said.

If you get stuck in one of these pipes, son, ...

What if you get stuck in a pipe, son? . .

During the formal rest, T-bag said to the fat man with a hostile face. . .

abruzzi

-What the hell are you doing, John?

-God's work.

-God wants you to spread horse manure all over the mattress?

-We have no right to question his will.

-What the hell are you doing, John?

-It's God's will.

-God wants you to spill horse manure on your bed?

We have no right to ask him what he wants.

-Destruction runs in the family.

Our family is good at sabotage.

Sucre and Abruzzi's proud statement when they made holes in the wall.

-I'm glad you're back.

-I'm surprised you're still here. I thought you had left now.

-Well, we had some setbacks.

-Still planning?

-That depends. What do you think of the idea of running away?

Oh, the old sinner locked in these walls, he's dead. A new soul should be free.

The old sinner will prepare a plane for us. Can the new soul do it?

-Noah has his ark, doesn't he?

-I'm glad you're back.

-I'm surprised you're still here. I think you should go.

-Well, we have a little problem.

-Still planning?

-It depends. Are you still interested in this plan?

Oh, the sinner who was in the high wall, he is dead. The new soul has the freedom it deserves.

-The sinners of the past have prepared a plane for us. Is there a new soul?

-Noah has his ark, doesn't he?

It's a pity that their ark didn't seem to have time to save them from the torrent that subverted the world.

Because you went to college? Studying in a big school, right? Well, let me teach you. Darwin won inside the wall. Not Einstein, but Darwin.

Because you went to college? Isn't that amazing? All right, I'll teach you. Darwin was the boss of the prison. Not Einstein, Darwin!

Inside the gray and cold wall, the naked jungle law is staged every day. Stripping off the coat of civilization reveals the dark side of human nature, and struggle for existence, a wild animal in prison, is bloody and cruel.

When I was young, I couldn't sleep at night because I thought there was a monster in the closet. But my brother told me that there was nothing in the closet except fear. That fear is not real. He said it wasn't made of anything. That's just air. Not even. He said you just have to face it. All you have to do is open that door and the monster will disappear. But here, you face your fear and open that door ... there are more than a hundred doors behind. And the monsters hidden behind them ... are all real. But I think I'd rather face those monsters alone.

I couldn't sleep at night when I was a child. I think there is a monster peeping at me in the closet. My brother told me that there was nothing behind the door but your fear, which is not true. He said that fear is only imaginary. He also said that you must face it, open that door and the monster will disappear. But here, you face your fears bravely. You open that door and see another hundred doors. And the monster hiding behind the door ... is real. However, I am willing to face these monsters myself.

-You know ... after you escape, they will go to your family first.

Why do you think I'm stupid enough to go there directly?

-Because that's the first place I'm going. It seems that we still have something in common.

D. Policeman B: You know ... after we escaped, that was the first place they went-your home.

What makes you think I'm stupid enough to run straight home?

D.B. Copper: Because that's the first place I'll go … It seems that we finally have something in common.

What does home remind you of? The faint yellow warm light at the end of the deep and dark alley? That kind and long call in the dead of night? Or those smiling faces that scatter like clouds when they dream back at midnight. Looking out from the cold iron window, it is the full moon, and the light is like silver. These prisoners who fight animals every day are forced to bury human nature in the deepest and softest corner, and the name of that corner is home.

You know, I'm going to ... I'm going to leave here one day. When I do this ... don't think I won't remember what your doorstep looks like, Susan.

You know, I ... . I will go out one day. Then. . . Don't think I'll forget what your porch looks like, Susan.

Is this a threat? Clearly holding a sword, but just can't let go of such a pile of burning sunflowers.

When the sunflower withered in T-bag's anger, madness and sadness, we knew what was left behind.

I feel sorry for T-bag. His softest home, along with those 52 letters, is gone.

Sometimes things happen beyond your control.

Sometimes things happen beyond your control.