English humorous jokes that make people unable to eat.

English humorous jokes that make people unable to eat.

1, the airport staff asked: Who are you flying with? Which airline do you take? ) I replied: myself. The other party was embarrassed and added with a smile: which airline?

An airport worker asked me, "Who are you flying with?" I said "myself". He was surprised, then laughed and added, "Which airline?"

It turns out that Who can also refer to groups or organizations such as airlines in English. "Who" in English can also refer to groups or organizations such as airlines.

2. A friend went to new york to ask for directions and called the Statue of Liberty a free woman! ! !

A friend in new york asked a stranger the way to the Statue of Liberty and asked, "Where is the free woman?" ! ! !

In England, a classmate from China went to the market to buy hen stew. He didn't say hen, he said chicken. It was pointed out that he was a rooster. He shook his head and said, I don't want this, I want his wife.

When I was in England, one of my classmates from China wanted to make some chicken soup, so he went to the grocery store. He said he wanted to buy "chicken" and didn't know the word "hen". So when the grocer showed him a rooster, my classmate shook his head and said, "I don't want this one, I want his wife!" "

My American colleague asked me what I had for lunch. I want to say, after eating the food packed in the restaurant (it should be doggy bag), my lips turned into dog food. He looked at me and laughed wildly for three minutes.

When an American colleague asked me what to eat for lunch, I said "dog food", which should be "packing bag". He laughed wildly.

I flew when I went to England. After the stewardess poured the water, I said thank you and the stewardess said cheers, so I raised my glass to her. The stewardess was shocked at that time. Later, from the customs to the airport bus driver, someone said cheers to me, which puzzled me. I have no cup in my hand. How can I drink a toast? !

When I was traveling by plane in England, the stewardess brought me some water. I said "thank you", she said "cheers", and then I raised my cup. She looks puzzled. Then I got out of the plane and found that almost everyone, from the customs staff to the bus driver, was saying "cheers". What's the toast? I have no glass in my hand!

The British say cheers means "thank you, goodbye". The British use "cheers" to mean "thank you, goodbye!"

A real man

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to refute the statement that men in his territory were ruled by their wives. He summoned all the men in his family to him and warned that anyone who didn't tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he asked all men who followed his wife's instructions and advice to go to the left of the hall. Everyone did this, except a little man who moved to the right.

I'm glad to see that there is a real man in our kingdom, said the king. Tell the chicken why you are alone on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, a screaming voice replied, this is because before I left home, my wife told me to stay away from the crowd.

A real man

In ancient times, there was a king who wanted to prove that men in his territory were not controlled by their wives, as people said. He summoned all the men in the kingdom and warned that anyone who dared not tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he told all men who obeyed his wife's orders and opinions to go to the left of the hall. All the men are standing on the left, only a little man is standing on the right.

The king said: It's good to see a real man in our country. Tell these timid fools why you are the only one among them standing on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, the man replied in a shrill voice, because my wife told me not to be together before I went out. Words are common, so remember them.

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You? "You are a good boy," mother said proudly.

"Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

? What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

? I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied.

? You are a good boy, aren't you? Mom said proudly. ? Here's another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?

? She sells candy. ?

8. ig hand

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hand.

Big hand

Teacher: If I have seven oranges in my left hand and eight oranges in my right hand. Then what do I have?

Student: Big hand.

Teacher: If I cut a steak in half and then cut the other half in half, what will I get? Tommy: 25 cents. Teacher: What if I cut it twice? Tommy: Hamburgers.

Teacher: If I cut a steak in half, how many pieces can I get? Tommy: Four dollars. Teacher: What can I get if I cut it twice? Tommy: Hamburgers.

10, a little boy led a donkey past a military camp. Several soldiers wanted to play a joke on the young man. Why are you holding your brother so tightly, Sonny? One of them asked. So he won't join the army, the young man replied without blinking.

A little boy led a donkey through the barracks. Two soldiers want to play a joke on this little guy: Boy, why do you hold your brother so tightly? In this way, he won't join the army. The little guy answered without blinking an eye.

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