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1. When I took a Chinese exam, my deskmate was suddenly inspired by words. The first sentence: Asked how worried you can be, he added: Like a rolled-up red fork (original sentence: like a river flowing eastward). The teacher rudely put an X on the paper, and he proudly said, "My inspiration is really smart!" " "

2. It is also a dictation in the Chinese exam. The topic is: Jade is rough and abrasive. As a result, a strong person in our class replied: My friend's wife, you're welcome. The parents were called to school the next day.

3. It's another Chinese exam. The topic is: the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Someone replied: the waves are getting bigger every generation. The result is naturally parents and parents.

4. In high school, there was a question in the exam: Please write the full name of Mr. Fujino in Lu Xun's work "Mr. Fujino". The answers are as follows: Fujino potherb, Fujino Hideyoshi, Fujino Wu Dalang, Fujino Wildflower Road, Fujino 56, Fujino Neifeng, Fujino Takashi, etc. Among them: Ram Fujino, the angry teacher called us ignorant on the radio.

5. Revise the paper, saying "clear water produces hibiscus", or answer "heroes in troubled times", or answer "beauty in mountain villages", or answer "dragon in the deep sea" ... which makes people laugh and cry.

6. Another time, the topic was: Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. Occasionally, some students replied that smoking and drinking are harmful to health, and finally added an exclamation point at the back-ah! ! !

7. The exam has a theme: luminous glass of wine. A classmate wrote: "There are many beautiful women with money", and the result is self-evident.

8. The last sentence: If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Some students will take the next sentence: if you have money, you have wives.

9. A teacher asked, "What is the next sentence of a martyr in his twilight years?" I haven't heard this sentence, but it sounds like "in front of the tomb of the martyrs", so I opened my mouth and said "on the way to the grave", and the whole class fainted.

10. The materials provided by the Chinese teacher were written orally: there were other ladies in his court, three thousand rare beauties, and one student: iron bars were ground into rusty needles.

1 1. There was a Chinese exam in junior high school, and then several other students and I were called by the teacher to help correct the papers in other classes. There is a famous saying that my life is limited, and a student took a sentence to counter espionage: my death is infinite.

12. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country. Yes, closing your eyes can refresh you.

13. The cicada's voice makes the forest quieter, saying that dogs make people happier. (extremely cold)

14. When I was in junior high school, I took a history test and asked, "What is Liu Bang's recuperation policy?" One of my classmates replied: Smile, ten years old, marry fewer concubines and sleep more.

15. once I took a Chinese exam, I asked: what is in front of them and has grown taller in the spring breeze? A: Cut the grass without removing the roots. I read too many martial arts novels in those days.